What are the USDA beef grades for different lolcows? - Lolcattle quality.

[Breadbassket]

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has established grade standards for meat and other products to help the consumers know what they are buying. There are only three grades of meat; Prime, Choice and Select designated for consumer purchase. Other grades are sold to canners and meat processors.

Select is good.
Choice is better.
Prime is best.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I don't know about any of the others, but Jack Scalfani needs to go in a meat grinder and get turned into bargain dog food.