What are the qualifications to become a lol cow?

[1366x768]

I am afraid I might be one.

 

[Grinrow]

You're correct

 

[Feline Darkmage]

And why may you think that, my pal?

 

[1366x768]

And why may you think that, my pal?

Internet presence, I make linux tech videos, trap and or tranny, and Mental issues. Although I think I am generally pretty nice though and easy going.

 

[Shmidty Werbenmanjenson]

Internet presence, I make linux tech videos, trap and or tranny, and Mental issues. Although I think I am generally pretty nice though and easy going.

Sounds like a classic case of "If the programming socks are so comfy, than the programming bra and programing makeup must be comfy as well".

 

[Pissmaster]

Although I think I am generally pretty nice though and easy going.

Then you're probably not. If you don't blow trivial shit out of proportion, act like a perpetual victim, never learn from your mistakes, and reject honest advice from those that care about you, you can relax. Lolcows universally don't have enough self awareness to realize that they might be considered a lolcow.

Don't worry. Everyone is insecure about a lot of things, and everyone feels like they might be slipping into lolcow territory every once in a while. We all have awkward memories from when we were younger where we did some pretty retarded shit. But if you have the awareness to learn and grow and move on from your mistakes, you're fine.

 

[1366x768]

Sounds like a classic case of "If the programming socks are so comfy, than the programming bra and programing makeup must be comfy as well".

Welp, I do own programming socks and makeup, I don't think I've tried a programming bra. I was programming before I had sexuality (It was basic and stuff like that), but I doubt there is a link.

 

[TFT-A9]

the secret ingredient for a lolcow is distinct lack of self awareness

 

[1366x768]

Then you're probably not. If you don't blow trivial shit out of proportion, act like a perpetual victim, never learn from your mistakes, and reject honest advice from those that care about you, you can relax. Lolcows universally don't have enough self awareness to realize that they might be considered a lolcow.

Don't worry. Everyone is insecure about a lot of things, and everyone feels like they might be slipping into lolcow territory every once in a while. We all have awkward memories from when we were younger where we did some pretty exceptional shit. But if you have the awareness to learn and grow and move on from your mistakes, you're fine.

So, being a lolcow is more then just being a internet wierdo. It requires you to not learn from mistakes and to always be a victim.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I make linux tech videos, trap and or tranny, and Mental issues.

Why'd you say the same thing three times?

 

[1366x768]

Why'd you say the same thing three times?

*thinkpad linux tech videos. I also go on the libreboot irc. 5x now XD

 

[millais]

I think one key criteria is the extent of the individual's publicly accessible online footprint. If there's minimal to no presence, then there's nothing from which to derive amusement.

 

[1366x768]

I think one key criteria is the extent of the individual's publicly accessible online footprint. If there's minimal to no presence, then there's nothing from which to derive amusement.

It seems like that the online presence of the lolcows on this site is varied. Some of the more interesting things are from people who have little more then social media, but fall under the horrorcow category. Maybe it is a ratio.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

So you posted a thread request on yourself in the thread requests thread? I mean that's flying a little close to the sun there buddy. You should probably calm down. If you haven't really got into any drama you'll continue to be fine, hopefully.

 

[Rand /pol/]

*thinkpad linux tech videos. I also go on the libreboot irc. 5x now XD

 

[Samoyed]

im not drunk enough to deal with this rn. sorry random user, you might be gay or something with aids idk.

 

[TFT-A9]

OP are you cute

this is important question

 

[Feline Darkmage]

OP are you cute

this is important question

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/thread-requests-resources.29888/page-40#post-4650829

judge for yourself

 

[TFT-A9]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/thread-requests-resources.29888/page-40#post-4650829

judge for yourself

>Evan Williams

WOULD NOT DRINK WITH.

 

[️ronic]

One way to guarantee that you don't get a thread here is for you to PM me your home address and a photo of your face. I can't guarantee your safety, otherwise.