What are the best suicide methods

[The News Crews]

Asking for a friend of course

 

[Vegan Trans Girl]

Yelling nigger at the top of your lungs in a street in Detroit.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

12 gauge in the mouth is timeless for a reason. Cheap, painless, and almost impossible to fuck up. Only downside is that the mess it leaves behind could scar family members

 

[anliteralidiot]

tie a noose out of piano wire
glue your hands to your head
Jump from tall building

The force of the jump would make the piano wire decapitate you, so you would look like you pulled your own head off lol

 

[dick brain]

 

[Fishnumm]

12 gauge in the mouth is timeless for a reason. Cheap, painless, and almost impossible to fuck up. Only downside is that the mess it leaves behind could scar family members

could shoot yourself in the heart to preserve your face if you care that much

 

[Lemondale]

Drinking and overdosing on energy drinks while playing video games for 24+ hours.

 

[DankSmoker]

tie a noose out of piano wire
glue your hands to your head
Jump from tall building

The force of the jump would make the piano wire decapitate you, so you would look like you pulled your own head off lol

I always liked the method that incorporates a basketball hoop.

Maddox is a bald gay nigger with AIDS and all, but I liked his proposition of eating beans until you die.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Maddox is a bald gay nigger with AIDS and all, but I liked his proposition of eating beans until you die.

That's not a bad idea actually. Imagine trying to remove the body and it just does one of those gas explosions like whales do.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

touch my dog without asking

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Personally I've always wanted to be electrocuted. I don't think it would be very pleasant though.

 

[We Are The Witches]

 

[AnsemSoD1]

None, you will burn in Hell and get torn apart by literal demons if you do it, so don't.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Nitrogen asphyxiation. Or argon. You can get pure shit at Airgas or a welding supplier.

 

[HidekiVonMetternich4real]

Nitrogen asphyxiation. Or argon. You can get pure shit at Airgas or a welding supplier.

How do I do it right tho? what sort of contraption should i make?
Also, what is the best sign that you should just give up and go for it?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

 

[Forever A Loner]

helium intoxication is painless and clean.

 

[Hamstirer]

12 gauge in the mouth is timeless for a reason. Cheap, painless, and almost impossible to fuck up. Only downside is that the mess it leaves behind could scar family members

I don't feel like going to find the guy without a face that somehow fucked up the shotgun method but feel free to look it up. Remember to aim back towards the good parts retards .

 

[OrionBalls]

Take fifty Benadryl. You will regret every single second of the several hours it will take to die, and that will make me happy. Or, you could just get a retail helium tank and a plastic bag. But that's fast and not painful. You don't deserve that if you're killing yourself.

 

[SchizoSpartan76]

Ronnie Mcnutt style it's a hell of way to go