What are some red flags you look out for in a potential partner?

[BibiLivesMatter]

What are some red flags you are aware of when seeking a partner? Could be now or throughout your experience.

 

[Retink]

- Liberal / Leftist
- Into nebulous causes of saving the world
- Not sufficiently concerned about their own situation
- No plans for the future or goals
- Not wanting to have children at some point
- Fat, as in really fat not just a little bit
- Gender special
- Danger hair
- No sense of humor
- No interest in financial matters
- No understanding of economy
- Trusts the government
- Teacher / social worker / etc
- And most importantly, if I can't fix them.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Shitting in the closet

 

[Weed Eater]

I don't trust "non-racists" anymore, none whatsoever. If a potential partner can't find the word "nigger" funny by just using it to use it, or they don't have an actual bias against a race/culture of people (because EVERYONE does), then no. I don't need them in my life and they can fuck off.

 

[Kacho]

Girls who are way too into politics, regardless of what team they root for. Girls who are way too into culture and media. You don't like Star Wars or Marvel or sports. Shut the hell up and let me take you shoe shopping or something FFS.

 

[Alcoholocaust]

rusty tone of voice, bisexuality. rest's been said already ITT.

 

[MrTroll]

Being unwilling to submit to a full vaginal exam to ensure that they are a True and Honest 100% Authentic Original Woman and not a tranny imposter. So far every alleged woman I've asked has refused. What do you have to hide, "ladies"?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Hopeless romantic"

 

[Under Arrest]

THIS

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Being from that "primitive dirt ball inhabited by psychotic apes"?

You know, the "homeworld of the pizza bagel"?



(lol futurama)

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Eh, I think the biggest personal red flag in a partner is that she exists on earth and not through a cross dimensional wormhole on a world in which the idea of marriage and family aren't a dark joke.

And that aside, it feels kind of wrong to set out to find a partner with a mental list like you're shopping for a used car.

 

[Retink]

Girls who are way too into culture and media. You don't like Star Wars or Marvel or sports. Shut the hell up and let me take you shoe shopping or something FFS.

Try going on a dating site and find a woman's profile between the ages of 18-35 that doesn't mention Harry Potter or The Office, it's impossible.

 

[Shidoen]

First of all troons, that’s a big one for all anyone and everyone.
Second has got to be how they act publicly vs privately, now I know people tend to get comfortable when they’re around someone they love and all but I got into one relationship where I got a bruise so nah.
Third, I really don’t worry about politics or anything and I know some people do but lecturing is a shitty thing to do early on. Religion, if they’re a satanist or a very annoying atheist then I can’t tolerate.
Fourth and final, it’s hygiene. Some ghetto ass black girls had a smell to kill a dog so I got a real sensitive nose.

That’s pretty much it but I think it’s standard stuff.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

She believes in stupid shit like healing crystals, essential oils, etc...

 

[The Magnificence]

The slightest resistance to total sexual domination. And no fucking vegans.

 

[Apochrypha]

Men who are clingy and don't know when to stop fucking texting me and assume that not answering a text means you are ignoring them. And women who won't shut up about their sexuality. For both genders, anyone who is mean to waiters/waitresses, kids, or animals.

Edit: My mother once said, "there's nothing more dangerous in this world than an insecure man." Insecurity is a major red flag as well. And I don't mean men who feel bad about their cock size, I mean men who are codependent and clingy because of their insecurities. Ladies beware.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

- Submissive
- Leftist or /Pol/tard
- Not wanting to have children
- Pothead
- Neckbeard
- Bisexual
- Consooomer
- Hates animals/kids

 

[Retink]

Men who are clingy and don't know when to stop fucking texting me and assume that not answering a text means you are ignoring them. And women who won't shut up about their sexuality. For both genders, anyone who is mean to waiters/waitresses, kids, or animals.

I'd stop texting you if you stopped ignoring my texts and replied, it's been like ten minutes.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

She believes in stupid shit like healing crystals, essential oils, etc...

And astrology. Like damn girl I knew you were low functioning but wow

 

[Caesare]

-Hates their parents.
-No friends. Or way too many friends. 1-3 good friends is ideal imo.
-Owns lots of animals.
-Slobs. Cleanliness is next to Godliness in my world.
-Extensive criminal record.
-Uses drugs.
-Lies about stupid shit
-A lot of weird, mental issues.
-Lazy. Sleeps till noon on weekends.
-Doesn't like Seinfeld.
-Weed Smoker.
-Cruel to children and animals