What are some fun or interesting things about yourself? (REAL) - Don't PL ♥

[CallmeCicada]

I only started posting last June(?). Please share if you want too.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I like APL and Ada, two very different programming languages. APL is incredibly terse and mathematical in nature, whereas Ada is considered to be verbose and it eschews symbols in most places where other languages would use them.

I learn according to this old principle from Alan Perlis:

19. A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing.

 

[Bawbag]

I broke an official Guinness world record.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I own 7 ipods

 

[Hellwalker]

I'm retarded.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

I can painlessly dislocate the thumb on one of my hands then put it back. I used to have a lot of fun using it to scare girls in elementary school.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

I have titanium rods in my spine that make me slightly more likely to be struck by lightning

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I used to be able to put both legs behind my back. Now I ache like a motherfucker if I stand up wrong.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

 

[Baumstriezel]

I watched the movie “sausage party” three times, all on purpose.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

I started going grey haired at 23.

 

[Gentlemen]

i am smoking a lot of cigarettes

 

[Idiotron]

I can say "NIGGER" in public and nothing happens.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I can say "NIGGER" in public and nothing happens.

Well yeah niggers are allowed to say nigger.

As for me, without getting into super powerlevely stuff:
I've been to all 50 states of the US, along with 4 provences in Canada, and few of whatever the fuck they have in Mexico. So I've seen like 80-90% of North America, and that's pretty cool.

 

[MrTroll]

I wear shoes on my hands and gloves on my feet.

 

[Smokeski]

I came up with general relativity and Einstein in typical jew fashion stole it from me.

 

[Justice Tony]

Once I saw a lolcow in public while I was shitfaced and I had to do a double take.

 

[Althalus]

I technically have two "belly buttons". I say technically because one of them is actually just a hole from when I needed a feeding tube as a baby.

But telling people irl I have two belly buttons and seeing their reactions is always fun

 

[CallmeCicada]

Well yeah niggers are allowed to say nigger.

As for me, without getting into super powerlevely stuff:
I've been to all 50 states of the US, along with 4 provences in Canada, and few of whatever the fuck they have in Mexico. So I've seen like 80-90% of North America, and that's pretty cool.

Which states did you like the most?

e; lol, typo

 

[ArgonianVoter]

I invented the first AI porn chatbot.