What alternative interfaces exist for medium.com?

[stares at error messages]

I know that there is invidious for youtube and teddit.net for reddit. Is there a site like these for medium?

Medium is a bitch to load. They have fake blurry images that are supposed to be teasers until the real image loads, it's really just obnoxious. The whole sites loads for shit.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Medium is a bitch to load. They have fake blurry images that are supposed to be teasers until the real image loads, it's really just obnoxious. The whole sites loads for shit.

Even more obnoxious is the popup that prompts you to make a Medium account if you're logged in on a Google device. The site takes so fucking long to load that the popup doesn't appear at first, so you go to scroll down and you end up accidentally clicking it and creating an account by mistake.

The solution I've found is to just not read Medium.

 

[stares at error messages]

I hate the way people write these days. It's so quipy. Every sentence, a new p tag.

Examples of the geniuses on medium include

• <https://medium.com/slackjaw/a-man-i...ts-wrong-with-women-in-their-30s-313d9b550477> An old British woman who want's to date but doesn't actually want the natural continuances of human romantic relationships. Insists that it's all very ironic that she's going to sad, alone, and childless in 10 years. Sort-of like sadder version of Chelsea Handler.
• <https://levelup.gitconnected.com/the-top-5-skills-of-senior-software-engineers-deadb0bc3bde> This tard thinks that recycling leadership advice will make his resumé look better. He even included visual aids so the soy-filled malissias who work in HR can match the articles to the HBO shows they watch while drinking them selves to sleep.

Medium must be another example of how if people don't keep talking their heads explode. Medium would have you believe that it also applies to writing. Medium really should just become a circular filing cabinet so it can shield the world from the exceptional individuals who write on it.