Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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Ren and Abel were posting about Vic today. Not sure if Abel counts as a whale, but he could pass as one and he said something about his friends being involved in the case, so figured I'd archive his shit just in case.

Archive dump


I consider Abel a lamprey
 
Fact check:

DB SuperBroly is #3 for Animation category. Once again, showing Blue Orca doesnt know what its talking about.
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Ren and Abel were posting about Vic today. Not sure if Abel counts as a whale, but he could pass as one and he said something about his friends being involved in the case, so figured I'd archive his shit just in case.

Archive dump

Hey, thanks for the context tweet on Cuntfamous, I was trying to cover it earlier but I wasn't able to find that damn message. What a dumb hoe.

To be honest though, I think she would be a much happier person if she got the fuck off Twitter. I didn't say a better person, but we can't always have what we would like.
 
In my opinion Abel is a fat ugly fuck who shouldn't cross/cosplay and who should stop being a creep nearplay grounds and elementary schools.
 
Hey, thanks for the context tweet on Cuntfamous, I was trying to cover it earlier but I wasn't able to find that damn message. What a dumb hoe.

To be honest though, I think she would be a much happier person if she got the fuck off Twitter. I didn't say a better person, but we can't always have what we would like.

I am really not so sure about being happier. She strikes me as the kind of whale that will find something to be miserable about and then blame someone else for it. She will find a scar, however small, and remember the Captain Ahab in her life that she thinks is responsible. She is often classified as an orca, but I think this is a misnomer and that she is actually a "blue" whale, as it were.

The downside is that she does shit like get Nick kicked off of Twitter for being too funny. The upside is that she will boost lulz production at the farms here soon, and I'm sure upfront cost in annoyance will more than pay for itself.
 
I am really not so sure about being happier. She strikes me as the kind of whale that will find something to be miserable about and then blame someone else for it. She will find a scar, however small, and remember the Captain Ahab in her life that she thinks is responsible. She is often classified as an orca, but I think this is a misnomer and that she is actually a "blue" whale, as it were.

The downside is that she does shit like get Nick kicked off of Twitter for being too funny. The upside is that she will boost lulz production at the farms here soon, and I'm sure upfront cost in annoyance will more than pay for itself.
Well, I'll tell you what. Might be an orca, or may be a blue whale. But I'll tell what she's not, Moby Dick. Cause we all know she ain't getting any of that dick.
 
Cross-posting with the general thread.
Kristel Rose Mobley / Kristel Hill / "Krissy" / kriosphone / m6rg9n

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If you're thinking "who is this fat bitch?" well that is perfectly normal, but maybe this will jog your memory:

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Dox:

DOB: February 16, 1983
4233 Estes Park Cir
Haltom City, TX 76137
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House doesn't look like much, but at least it has a pool
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....never mind

Her husband's name is Shane Hill. They got married last October. The only things I know about Shane from reading Kristel's twitter are that he's a sex addict, his family are literal Nazis, and said Nazi family all raped him. That's really all she talks about whenever she brings up her husband. Anyway, here's the beautiful couple:
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Girl, invest in some good chapstick and an orthodontist, because my god.

Kristel is friends with Lauren/Renfamous because they're both mediocre cosplayers and attention whores.
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Lauren is the one on the left, dressed as some ugly elf thing.
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Lauren is on the far right, dressed as Kuvira.

Accounts:
https://twitter.com/kriosphone (archive)
https://twitter.com/m6rg9n (archive)
https://www.instagram.com/kriosphone
https://www.facebook.com/indecisive (archive)
https://www.autostraddle.com/members/kriosphone/ (archive)
http://www.comicbookdb.com/user.php?ID=267241
https://www.amazingregistry.com/wedding-registry/kristel-mobley/shane-hill/registry.ashx?a=99062867 (archive)
 
Yellow Flash succeeds again in baiting Lauren into misgendering him after purging his Twitter account of any ammo she could use and exporting it to Youtube and is going immediately for the kill.

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https://twitter.com/YellowFlashGuy
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https://twitter.com/renfamous/status/1123772012349075456
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Bummer, I think the harpoon was a glancing blow. Looks like the tweet is back up.
 
Abel WynDumb said something stupid:
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And gets owned by Nick so hard that he deletes the tweet out of shame.

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