Whale Mating Conference Room - Al’s sexual activity thread

[Judge Holden]

Inb4 her layg clot explodes.

No that happened later that day when she asked another guy at the beach to scratch her thigh

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[UW 411]

No that happened later that day when she asked another guy at the beach to scratch her thigh

Spoiler: NSFW

Poor Ricky, he has to do everything for that fagshanty.

 

[Twinkie]

Ok I'll be the one to ask, what the fuck is wrong with whales, why do they explode

 

[I Exist]

Ok I'll be the one to ask, what the fuck is wrong with whales, why do they explode

According to Wikipedia, "This time the "explosion" resulted from a natural cause: the buildup of gas inside a decomposing sperm whale caused it to burst. The cause of the phenomenon was initially mysterious, since it unexpectedly occurred in the spine of the whale."

 

[Captain Ahab]

They could buy a double ended dildo that’s long enough to penetrate throug all the layers of fat. Where there is a will, there is a way.

That said, I doubt they have fitness and libido to go for anything more than a 30 second humping session once a month.

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

Do we really need this?

Only because no one shuts up about it in other threads like the questions haven't been asked five times already.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok I'll be the one to ask, what the fuck is wrong with whales, why do they explode

Because of three wonderful factors
a) a vast volume of soft tissue within the whale that rots down into putrid corpse gas
b) super thick and tough skin meaning that the rotting purified organs ferment corpse gas to absurd volumes within the corpse before it explodes naturally
c) massive bulk leading to the various orifices through which gas might escape being blocked off by tonnes of blubber

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I think Becky eats her out and fingers her (with one finger only because tiny hole) but she probably rarely returns the favor. She's fairly flexible for being so huge. Although this video was like 2013 or 2014.

 

[Twinkie]

That was literally 250 lbs ago

 

[UW 411]

That was literally 250 lbs ago

So, give or take; bolth literally and figuratively a Becky ago?

 

[RoLoKo]

Well, I WAS hungry.

 

[Masta]

Ver archivo adjunto 641102 I think Becky eats her out and fingers her (with one finger only because tiny hole) but she probably rarely returns the favor. She's fairly flexible for being so huge. Although this video was like 2013 or 2014.

That’s the most lahg I’ve ever seen from big AL.

 

[wylfım]

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That’s the most lahg I’ve ever seen from big AL.

Hawt.
She should show more when she starts doing feeder streams.

 

[marjoram]

The Thumb smears herself with orange chicken and Big Al jumps her like a starving dog on a can of Alpo. This is their "sex".

Also---ick ick ick ick ick

 

[Judge Holden]

Also---ick ick ick ick ick

...is the sound of her buttery hands pounding furiously on her grease spewing chunk-cooch (or a particularly ripe thigh sore)

 

[AJ 447]

fuck y'all