Wendigoon Thread

[Cactuar King]

The other two blokes were daggy-lookin, long-haired ratbags as well, my word.

I don't think that sentence could possibly get any more Australian unless you shoehorned in a reference to vegemite.

 

[Atli]

Assuming everyone is going the lowest amount possible, the patreon rakes in ~100k a month. Meats patreon for his own stuff nets him like an extra 44k or so a month as well.
And then we add the in video sponsors. Then discount codes that they get a kickback on. Then whatever youtube itself gives them. Then the merch sales on top of it all. And the multiple channels they each have that all have sponsors and are monetized through youtube. Oh as well as the occasional stream.

Yeah fuck paying for their patreon.

Maybe the fact that I'm genuinely poor is showing (or I just dont pay enough attention to youtubers) but how do youtubers live so modestly with that kind of pay? Are they just bad with money? I know some live like kings but most Ive seen, including Wendi, seem to live as though theyre firmly in the middle class. But 100k A MONTH??? I'm no financial wizard but if I was making that much I would retire at 40.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Maybe the fact that I'm genuinely poor is showing (or I just dont pay enough attention to youtubers) but how do youtubers live so modestly with that kind of pay? Are they just bad with money? I know some live like kings but most Ive seen, including Wendi, seem to live as though theyre firmly in the middle class. But 100k A MONTH??? I'm no financial wizard but if I was making that much I would retire at 40.

Hunter uses his money to remake the Muppets as imagined by a pedophile rapist.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Isn't wendi also a part owner of that media company? Mana or something like that? I get the idea Wendi doesn't want to be reading creepypastas on YouTube when he's 40.

 

[Atli]

Isn't wendi also a part owner of that media company? Mana or something like that? I get the idea Wendi doesn't want to be reading creepypastas on YouTube when he's 40.

Maybe youre right and he is trying to squeeze as many shekels as he can out of his audience before the well inevitably runs dry or he gets bored. Then he can live off that in perpetuity. I doubt thats whats actually happening, but thats what he should do

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

he had almost 0 contact with minorities or other cultures/religions growing up

Lucky little SOB.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

I did not realize people were paying this much just to hear two dudes read shitty Reddit horror stories.

I'm shocked it took this long to rediscover this grift honestly, Tumblr paypigs used to shill out big for Welcome to Night Vale and shit like that in the early 2010s, this is just the next step in it.

It's sad to see the fall in his effort and quality since linking up with MeatCanyon - it's been pretty apparent he doesn't write his scripts anymore and anything over the hour mark becomes comically incoherent.

 

[Caligura]

I call for Wendigoon to play Yume Nikki or Psychopomp for a video or else I will call for #ExWendigoon!

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

The project he should pick up next is Fake Documentary 'Q', but it's probably going to take more effort than he's willing to put in to start putting the longer narrative there together. Doubly so since it's entirely in Japanese and has very little English coverage or discussion (ReignBot just 1:1 narrating it does NOT count).

Only way he really redeems it for me is if he takes on high-effort projects like that again.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

I call for Wendigoon to play Yume Nikki or Psychopomp for a video or else I will call for #ExWendigoon!
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This is the most autistic posting I've seen here, good job!

 

[ATPH]

I call for Wendigoon to play Yume Nikki or Psychopomp for a video or else I will call for #ExWendigoon!
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Man Fehlinger posting really has broken containment.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

It's ARG time, baby!

Some Kiwis have talked about this in the Nexpo thread if memory serves and they liked it so.....have this

 

[electrician's apprentice]

It's ARG time, baby!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGevfvovVCQ
Some Kiwis have talked about this in the Nexpo thread if memory serves and they liked it so.....have this

The project he should pick up next is Fake Documentary 'Q', but it's probably going to take more effort than he's willing to put in to start putting the longer narrative there together. Doubly so since it's entirely in Japanese and has very little English coverage or discussion (ReignBot just 1:1 narrating it does NOT count).

Only way he really redeems it for me is if he takes on high-effort projects like that again.

We sure this isn't wendigoon's kiwi account?

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

It wouldn't surprise me if Wendigoon donates a good chunk of his wealth, what isn't invested in creating content I mean. That's probably what I'd do if I was making enough cash where I can say, "yeah I have enough." I haven't kept up with his Christian content to know if he has as well.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

>opens up
>we’re in a dimension literally made entirely of living dog flesh
>I think we’re cooking bois

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

We sure this isn't wendigoon's kiwi account?

Wendi can't admit he's right wing. .... in the south..... as an open Christian......
He dosen't have a kiwifarms account.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is the most metal story they’ve ever read holy shit.
Just a world of unfathomable madness where everything is made out of dog body horror.
Absolute kino, I love it.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

Wendi getting hung up on Meat saying, “you go to Hell if you kill yourself” is just exhausting. I wish to God Hunter’s rebuttal was just, “Y’know, this is something you’re supposed to believe.”

Edit: Just finished it, and Wendi goes on this incredibly cringy, "THEY WERE SO M-M-M-MEAN TO LE HECKIN' LADYRINOS!" thing towards the end. I swear, he actually mentions it twice in a single run-on sentence at one point. Yeah, Isaiah - turns out when the fucking world has gone to Hell and people are getting fucking vored alive through their umbilical cords, people tend to forget all about that "m'lady" shit. You'd know this if you ACTUALLY read The Road or Blood Meridian and hadn't apparently just asked Chat GPT to summarize them for you.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Fuck it, Goon should just stumble his way through Metal Gear. Might as well if he's gonna be doing vidya slop.

Wendi getting hung up on Meat saying, “you go to Hell if you kill yourself” is just exhausting. I wish to God Hunter’s rebuttal was just, “Y’know, this is something you’re supposed to believe.”

There's not really anything in the actual text of the Bible that says suicide=sin=hell. The Bible really only calls out murder of another, not self-murder. The idea stems from people like Augustine and Thomas Aquinas, and obviously works like the Divine Comedy really run with and reinforce the idea.
If he said the same shit, oh well. Haven't seen the vid yet. But I'm sure he was more sperg about it than necessary.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Sure, but he makes more money in a single month than most fans make in a year, more than enough for two working adults to care for a baby and save money. The fuck is he spending money on?

My guess is he either has some wildly expensive addiction to online gatchas, has a robust stock/real-estate portfolio, and tbh he probably also just does a lot of charity on the side. It seems like hes one of those tithing Christians. His local church is probably rolling in the tax free $$$.