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I honestly forgot about Don't Scare Me I'm Gay. Points for effort, but actual horror is heckin triggering so you attract the dregs of the FNaF fandom like flies to shit
 
@SpergPatrol Do you plan on doing a writeup on the “big update” on the site? Heard that it got one yet fuck if I’m going to watch the NM video covering it.

The Man With No Name dijo:
I found out about this ARG, thought "huh, I wonder if Wendigoon will cover it"

Found this thread. Now know why Wendigoon will not be covering it.
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It’s legitimately great that Wendi isn’t covering any of this degenerate shit, it doesn’t deserve that.
 
I'm going to fucking say it: ARGs are for retarded athiest troons, bring back irl urban legends and creepypastas.
 
Crescent Fresh dijo:
@SpergPatrol Do you plan on doing a writeup on the “big update” on the site? Heard that it got one yet fuck if I’m going to watch the NM video covering it.



It’s legitimately great that Wendi isn’t covering any of this degenerate shit, it doesn’t deserve that.
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Yes, I am documenting all the new "updates," on the site.

Funny thing is there is more updates to the dumb shit behind the scenes than what I have found so far

For example, Clown and the VAs created a NSFW hashtag for the ARG despite saying they didn't want nsfw drawn at all.
 
SpergPatrol dijo:
Yes, I am documenting all the new "updates," on the site.

Funny thing is there is more updates to the dumb shit behind the scenes than what I have found so far

For example, Clown and the VAs created a NSFW hashtag for the ARG despite saying they didn't want nsfw drawn at all.
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It makes sense when you think about it, if people are going to draw NSFW anyways it better for it all to share a common hashtag so it can be easier to mute on twitter, Plus if they go full retard they can easily find posts to strike down.
 
Serbian Peacekeepers dijo:
It makes sense when you think about it, if people are going to draw NSFW anyways it better for it all to share a common hashtag so it can be easier to mute on twitter, Plus if they go full retard they can easily find posts to strike down.
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This does prove the theory that the whole NSFW rule to begin with was made to increase degenerate porn because the porn was the only thing they have not submitted any claims or sperged out about since the announcement.

Remember this is the same person who went as far to submit claims for days on end to roblux against children for making skins of these gay muppet knockoffs because they couldn't profit off of it.

If they really wanted the porn gone, they definitely would have gone after it
 
Alright it's been 2 months now and I'm kinda surprised no one's brought this up yet, but there was this one happening in /co/ back in the middle of July this year.
In short, OP wants a lifesized Wally plush doll for their birthday.
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But more specifically, they wanted these details for the plush maker to add:
A really big butt a person can squeeze or use as a pillow that has those squishy beads or mouse pad butt cheeks in it.

An anus hole that can fit a hand, or at least several fingers.

A voicebox that is atleast like build a bear but i want one that is like character.ai plus voice ai and can talk if someone touches something on it.

A bad dragon penis in yellow color At least 8 inches in length. Big Balls Maybe 8 inches tall to?

Possibly titties and bottle nipples but only if you can take them on and off somehow And turn a him back and forth between a female and a male. And it wont fall off if a person starts sucking on him. Even if he cant get boobies i still want the nipples.
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I'm sure the rest of the thread is quite a fucking trip, but as far as I've heard the OP Wally doll fucker hasn't made any updates since other than maybe two other threads on desuarchive but those could easily be impersonators.
 
Colon capital V dijo:
Alright it's been 2 months now and I'm kinda surprised no one's brought this up yet, but there was this one happening in /co/ back in the middle of July this year.
In short, OP wants a lifesized Wally plush doll for their birthday.
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But more specifically, they wanted these details for the plush maker to add:

I'm sure the rest of the thread is quite a fucking trip, but as far as I've heard the OP Wally doll fucker hasn't made any updates since other than maybe two other threads on desuarchive but those could easily be impersonators.
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My favorite part of that thread was when OP went into more detail about how batshit insane and autistic their whole family is. could be fake but still entertaining
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Colon capital V dijo:
Alright it's been 2 months now and I'm kinda surprised no one's brought this up yet, but there was this one happening in /co/ back in the middle of July this year.
In short, OP wants a lifesized Wally plush doll for their birthday.
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But more specifically, they wanted these details for the plush maker to add:

I'm sure the rest of the thread is quite a fucking trip, but as far as I've heard the OP Wally doll fucker hasn't made any updates since other than maybe two other threads on desuarchive but those could easily be impersonators.
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How long before Clown's circus sees this and goes "NO SEXUALIZING THESE HECKING VALID AND AWESOME OCS BECAUSE LORD CLOWN SAID SO"?

And inadvertently creating stupid, retarded fandom drama.
 
DenseDeerFather dijo:
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How long before Clown's circus sees this and goes "NO SEXUALIZING THESE HECKING VALID AND AWESOME OCS BECAUSE LORD CLOWN SAID SO"?

And inadvertently creating stupid, retarded fandom drama.
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They already kind of did by making a hashtag just for degenerate things like this.
 
...I sure cringed when saw a custom plush workshop at VK make a chibi Wally and (for another customer) a more or less life-sized Frank with a removable head and outfit, but at least those ones both had Ken doll anatomy...
 
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What is the appeal to this? Honestly, what is so special about this series that thousands of people are obssessed with it? Is it only because all characters are fags? Because in my time, fujos liked to make up their own sexualities for them.

If they're already all gay/lesbian whatever where's the fun in it? The doll is cute but holy shit. It has to be the bright colours that caught these people's attention, because so far as I'm aware the plot is nothing.
 
this Clown nigga is competing against Garten of Banban for the prize of most boring mascot horror in the world, only chronically online kids and retarded faggots would enjoy this.
 
Everyone's favorite furry faggot Night Mind has covered the most recent update for Halloween:

I hate the way he talks, but his coverage of this "art project" as the creator puts it, is better than everyone else's. There is nothing really substantial this time. This seems to be a very slow burn type of project.

I wanted to say before that it's hilarious and stupid that Wally simply can't actually be evil or the villain because he's a literally autistic puppet. His weird staccato way of speaking and even laughing (which is not an autistic trait, they typically speak in monotone but don't pause between every fuckin word) screams possessed demon to me. But creators like clown self-insert and don't want their characters to be seen as creepy. If that's how you are, Clown - you are fucking creepy. Your parents should have taken you to a speech therapist.
 
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