Weirdest thing you ever fapped to

[NigKid]

Bring forth your degeneracy fellow farmers!

 

[Joey Caruso]

I was pretty desperate at our vacation house in the mountains... no internet or anything and a blizzard had us shut in. I was bored out of my fucking mind... it also had been about a week since I was able to choke the chicken.

anyway... masturbated to the couch by imagining fucking a bitch on it at first... but... I think I was horny enough that I was just wacking it to the couch. Blasted sauce all over it... Most reliving nut I ever had- made that couch my slut.

Sneasel, is that you?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I masturbate to gods I worship.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Minecraft porn. Not porn in minecraft, but of some minecraft OC's. Shameful fap, that one.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I got internet fairly late as a kid so I regularly fapped to the first half of the scene in final destination 3 where they are at the tanning beds. Only the first part of course because I get turned on by naked women and not by freak accidents in tanning beds. And also, I think final destination 4 also had tits

Both those actresses careers were based on showing titties, they’re very talented boobs

 

[Twinkletard]

Budweiser Beach Towel Girls:

 

[Cyclonus]

Try being into BDSM erotica because BDSM covers a very large fucking area. You could be reading a nice story about orgasm denial and gentle femdom and BAM! somebody gets a dildo forcibly inserted into their arse or a rod inserted into their urethra. And then they get pissed on. It can really put you off your stroke.

 

[Solid Snek]

I got internet fairly late as a kid so I regularly fapped to the first half of the scene in final destination 3 where they are at the tanning beds. Only the first part of course because I get turned on by naked women and not by freak accidents in tanning beds. And also, I think final destination 4 also had tits

Those chicks were hot.

Smoking hot.

Like blazing hot, literally on fire.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I got internet fairly late as a kid so I regularly fapped to the first half of the scene in final destination 3 where they are at the tanning beds. Only the first part of course because I get turned on by naked women and not by freak accidents in tanning beds. And also, I think final destination 4 also had tits

I fapped to the second half.

 

[Puff]

Objection. Thread title is not a question.

 

[Red Hood]

The female Create-A-Skater in Tony Hawk 3

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Plenty of weird shit when I was 12/13. Anything female. Some pizza had a depiction of a woman on it (tiny circle with her face) and I was like

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Barbussy

 

[JethroTullamore]

A tree.

Didn’t get a chance to polish the old blunderbuss for a solid week once back when I was 19, working with a crew of guys, sharing hotel rooms, no privacy….

I was almost in pain I was so turned on, just constantly.
I was driving back to the hotel when I looked over and I saw it….a nice, supple tree, thick trunk, nice bark…..I realized I was getting turned on at the thought of humping a goddamn tree…..

Went back to the hotel and fapped in the shower, swear to God the stream hit the ceiling.

 

[awoo]

A KF PM chain

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You could be reading a nice story about orgasm denial

that doesn't sound nice at all

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

Josh moon feeding someone

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Clothed side hugging.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This feels like a potential glowpost/honeypot thread... OP, you first.

 

[Booty Cheeks]

This is embarrassing af but when I was a wee lad and first started fapping I didn't know porn existed,
so I would jerk off to the black girls dancing in the walk it out music video,
thing is the video is in shit 240p quality (still up on YouTube) so I was really fapping to pixels

 

[The Marauder]

I’m not answering that you fucking idiot