Weirdest Obscure Older PC Games You've Found

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You know the kind- Quite Soulless, Vince World, Zivot Neni Krasny, etc. The really crusty stuff, some so bad they're good, others just bad. But they all definitely have a distinct feeling to all of them.
 

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This isn't something i found but a game i remember from way back, it was probably made in an early form of RPGmaker.
It told a story about this guy and i think his best friend dying and going to hell or atleast the afterlife, one notable thing was that the further the game progressed and the main header image for the character during text changed from regular pixel art to a torn piece of line paper with the characters face crudely drawn on. Another part i remember was that there was a part of the game with these fancily made angel dolls as sprites.
It must've been 8 or 9 years since i saw it during what was probably a cryaotic letsplay or something.
If anyone can help me find this game then i'd be really thankful.
 
Old West Pong when played by two people(I don't know if it even had an AI opponent).
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It's not seen in the screenshot but the twist is that both players can shoot at each other. After the bullet leaves the screen, or hits either the opponent, the ball or the opponents bullet, another bullet can be fired. Meaning that rate of fire is low. They only travel in a straight line as well.

If the ball is hit it will change direction and speed up quite a bit(iirc). If the opponent is hit he will be stunned for a couple of seconds. The bullets aren't very fast(and about the size of the ball) so they can be tactically fired towards an area where you assume the opponent will be in the immediate future.

It was an extremely simple and fun twist on Pong. Available here: https://archive.org/details/PONG95
 
Harvester is really creepy I love it. I won’t spoil it but you can either pirate or get it on stream. If you want to see weird bizzaro 90’s FMV shit go check it out.

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I came here to say Harvester, I haven't seen anything else in the same ballpark. Bad Mojo, where you play as a photorealistic cockroach, does come pretty close.

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Has anyone ever seen a game called Bombex? It's like Pacman, but you play as a penis and there's a naked chick in bed in the middle of the maze, and you're supposed to collect flowers, condoms, and stuff while avoiding enemies. If you collect everything, you get to bang the chick. Think early 90s.
Bombex is apparently a brand of vibrators... if there's no such game and you were just trying to trick me into googling that, well-played.
 
Bombex is apparently a brand of vibrators... if there's no such game and you were just trying to trick me into googling that, well-played.
As funny as that is, I think the game may be related to that vibrator company, perhaps it was promotional material or something. Or maybe some indie dev named his game after a famous (is it?) dildo brand.
 
I remember playing a certain game as a kid but I don't remember the name, maybe you can help me out. It was a platform game from the mid or late 90s. The character (you could choose a man or a woman) was an astronaut who traveled from planet to planet. Each planet had its own levels and scenarios. The only particular detail I remember from the game was one of the enemies, which was a human-like gelatine creature that made a distinctive sound before cutting your character in two.
I've been looking for that game for years but I never found it.
 
Not so much found as remember playing. My dad and I really enjoyed the Meachwarrior series back in the day and we got our hands on a few different first person vehicle piloting games.

Battlezone 1 and 2 are classics and aren't exactly unknown. Very cool gameplay loop of base building and vehicle commanding through squadrons.

Weirdest one I can recall was G-Nome. G-Nome was a game about some space war where they'd turned your buddy into some kind of lizard freak and you had to go end the experiments on them. You could snipe people out of their mechs when you were on foot to commandeer them. Presentation was janky but very charming.

 
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