Weird stuff you keep on your nightstand - Your phone, your Trump picture, a midnight snack or your fleshlight

[Lunete]

A Jack Skellington lamp.

 

[Red Hood]

I've ditched the Clan Macgregor bottle since I'm cutting back on booze, but I've still got a half dozen books, some water, and...hey a Chik Fil A gift card.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I don't have a proper nightstand, but I've got my shelf of CD's and a ukulele, and a stepstool covered in books that I plan on reading eventually.

 

[pozilei]

My favorite childhood teddy bear, some lip balm, a sleeping mask, earplugs....and a can of diced tomatoes. They've been there for a while now because I always forget to put them away.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Don't got a nightstand, but my dresser's cluttered with crap I've been meaning to clear off but every time I do it returns to its cluttered state of discarded birthday cards and worn out ponytail holders. Think the weirdest things I have on my dresser are a couple of my favorite Pokemon Burger King toys and a broken donkey piggybank from when I was... pffft maybe ten-years-old? I accidentally broke it by it falling off my bed counting my change as a kid and so it has a gaping hole where its muzzle should be, looking like the Grudge ghost girl. It's kinda funny.

 

[Dysnomia]

There's a Tetra figure. And there were two small Hello Kitty figures but I remember I moved them and now I can't find them.

 

[MG 620]

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

 

[adorable bitch]

laptop. Wake up. Write. Write some more, go back to sleep.

 

[Hakurei Zero]

A collection of 2hu figures, a Bowser plushie, a sketchbook, markers, and a stack of poetry and horror stories.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Small jar full of small screws.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Oh, I forgot I have an old bottle of fish oil tablets I never took because it stunk so bad whenever I opened it (I don't remember fish oil vitamins ever having a sharp smell), so I refused to take anything and it's been expired for years now lol. Been meaning to throw it out.

 

[Zaragoza]

Bottles of water. To keep me hydrated

I have 6 cases of bottled water in my room.

 

[Mongolian_CoolRat]

Multiple packs of original Samyang Ramen

can't wake up properly until I literally numb my tongue every morning

 

[QB 290]

A bunch of minerals because they're pretty and I like them.

 

[Maxliam]

Pistol, a book I'm reading at the time, a squeak toy that scares my cats off of things I don't want them on, and a lamp for reading.

A Zastava and a Christ necklace.

You keep an old Serbian arms factory on your night stand? Shit I just have my Browning Hi Power there. I thought I was crazy. You, I like!

 

[Nekromantik]

Both of us have our pocket knives, a lamp, I have a Godzilla plush, a book, and husband has his classes case.

 

[drtoboggan]

A jar of vegemite.

 

[Monika H.]

My glasses, a couple of books that vary on what I'm reading at the moment, a bottle of mineral water and little statue of a Melusine that should foster good health and fertility.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Wireless mouse without batteries. Leftover from when I used it whit my laptop.

 

[Douglas Reynholm]

A copy of this month's private eye. It's weird because its actually journalism as opposed to asspaper. Also my cats Pudsey eye patch and bottle of scotch for nightcaps.