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- 6 de Jul, 2025
After seeing incels use it to justify their porn addictions and frame women as equally disgusting as they are, I decided to get to the bottom of things and read Morning Glory Milking Farm
Is it degenerate? Is it depraved? Is it full of rape and violence towards women? Not remotely, I'd go as far to say that it's downright wholesome compared to what the average unfuckable male has going on in those private tabs. Amusingly weird and genuinely sweet? Definitely.
The story centers around Violet, a college graduate facing the prospect of needing to move back in with her parents. She takes a well paid position as a "milking technician" at the titular Morning Glory Milking Farm, manually extracting semen from minotaurs for use in human ED drugs. She performs the task with clinical neutrality until a handsome minotaur named Rourke catches her eye. Torn between professionalism and her desire to get closer to him, the story explores their developing relationship.
"But Cancer, this is just like one of my animes! How is a book about minotaur glory holes not entirely degenerate?"
This book was written by a woman, for women. While the author is unapologetic in the absurd and graphic depictions of sex with a bullman, the minotaur factor is merely taking the trope of "delicate flower loved and protected by a large but caring man" and turning it up to 11 with a novel angle.
Though not the most fleshed out character (I suspect the sequels continue the world building), Violet's not some two dimensional sexual object. She's a realistic protagonist with inner conflict, fears, aspirations, and motivations. Her body is described minimally as "unremarkable," keeping the focus on her personality and emotions rather than objectification. She grapples with guilt, lust, torn feminist values, and a well meaning but overbearing mother. Her daydreams extend beyond sex to include tender intimacy: snuggling, watching movies in bed, building a shared life. While undoubtedly an erotic novel, the story balances the lewdness with an equal measure of sensuality and romance.
The most scandalous part of the book (aside from a lewd description of the anatomy of lizardmen by a particularly slutty vampire friend) is an infidelity scare but Rourke proves himself a consummate gentleman. Despite her misgivings about violating company policy and jeopardizing a much needed well paying job being a central focus, the mood is kept light with some amusing moments that balance the drama nicely. Violet becomes Kiwi-pilled while researching Rourke's ex, "bullsplaining" is bemoaned, and quips like "Milk me like one of your French cows!" bring a smile without overly disrupting the tone.
Overall, I would not describe this as something people are reading for fap material as the absurdity is never far from mind. This is something I could see a fan of romance novels picking up as an ironic novelty. I certainly started it as an endeavor in cheeky journalism but by the end I found myself genuinely enjoying this piece of bizarro romance. I may even continue on with the series as I'm now morbidly curious about the love lives of mothmen but will be taking a break to look into an even stranger concept
Is it degenerate? Is it depraved? Is it full of rape and violence towards women? Not remotely, I'd go as far to say that it's downright wholesome compared to what the average unfuckable male has going on in those private tabs. Amusingly weird and genuinely sweet? Definitely.
The story centers around Violet, a college graduate facing the prospect of needing to move back in with her parents. She takes a well paid position as a "milking technician" at the titular Morning Glory Milking Farm, manually extracting semen from minotaurs for use in human ED drugs. She performs the task with clinical neutrality until a handsome minotaur named Rourke catches her eye. Torn between professionalism and her desire to get closer to him, the story explores their developing relationship.
"But Cancer, this is just like one of my animes! How is a book about minotaur glory holes not entirely degenerate?"
This book was written by a woman, for women. While the author is unapologetic in the absurd and graphic depictions of sex with a bullman, the minotaur factor is merely taking the trope of "delicate flower loved and protected by a large but caring man" and turning it up to 11 with a novel angle.
Though not the most fleshed out character (I suspect the sequels continue the world building), Violet's not some two dimensional sexual object. She's a realistic protagonist with inner conflict, fears, aspirations, and motivations. Her body is described minimally as "unremarkable," keeping the focus on her personality and emotions rather than objectification. She grapples with guilt, lust, torn feminist values, and a well meaning but overbearing mother. Her daydreams extend beyond sex to include tender intimacy: snuggling, watching movies in bed, building a shared life. While undoubtedly an erotic novel, the story balances the lewdness with an equal measure of sensuality and romance.
The most scandalous part of the book (aside from a lewd description of the anatomy of lizardmen by a particularly slutty vampire friend) is an infidelity scare but Rourke proves himself a consummate gentleman. Despite her misgivings about violating company policy and jeopardizing a much needed well paying job being a central focus, the mood is kept light with some amusing moments that balance the drama nicely. Violet becomes Kiwi-pilled while researching Rourke's ex, "bullsplaining" is bemoaned, and quips like "Milk me like one of your French cows!" bring a smile without overly disrupting the tone.
Overall, I would not describe this as something people are reading for fap material as the absurdity is never far from mind. This is something I could see a fan of romance novels picking up as an ironic novelty. I certainly started it as an endeavor in cheeky journalism but by the end I found myself genuinely enjoying this piece of bizarro romance. I may even continue on with the series as I'm now morbidly curious about the love lives of mothmen but will be taking a break to look into an even stranger concept
