Weird/Jarring/Ghetto names. - Mercedes, Ebony, Tyrion! Dinner is ready y'all

[mr.moon1488]

Worst I've met irl was a sheboon named "Chandelier."

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Funniest name I've seen IRL was Jamarcus Quintavius Bell. Also met some dude named Goku Cloud.

I knew a Quintavius (or was it Quantavious, Quadravius, I don't fucking know, it's been almost a decade) in college, he lived in my dorm. Him and his roommate Colonial (yes, really) were douchebags and Colonial flunked out and got sent back home after one semester. I wish I still had access to my college emails where the dorms would mass email everyone in a dorm building, there were some of the most batshit insane ghetto names you'd ever see, especially the black girls.

Other than that my only exposure to this rich naming custom is the usual "Markavius" and other generic stuff. Except I'm pretty sure I encountered a black guy whose name was literally "D", as in just the letter D.

 

[Local Coyote]

Went to school with a Quantenia (I think that's how it's spelled) and had a kid at summer camp named Bloo.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Knew a girl from summer camp named Queenie. She was Asian and also really smart, which makes the ghetto-sounding name doubly strange.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Sh’artquaviom Falifah Shalifah Jackscoon

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

Weirdest name I have come across was Ledasha, but it wasn't spelled like that. That almost seems like a normal name. It was spelled Le-a. Not Lea, like Lee, but Le-a. You pronounce the fucking dash in their stupid ass name! I have never seen another name like it. If you were wondering, yes she is black & yes she grew up in a ghetto area. Despite having a ratchet ass name she isn't ratchet, she's quite collected & cute too.

thats always the worst aint it? when an otherwise sweet kid or person has a ridiculous name lol

 

[potatofarms]

Don Per-John. It's after the champagne Dom Perignon.

no doubt pronounced dumpster john, dump her john, stig of the donp etc at school
edit: dump in the john...
i weed a bit

 

[SITHRAK!]

If you want retarded black names, why not go to the most retarded mainstream black site?

 

[Whatevermancer]

American names.