Weird Dreams Thread

[ilostyourletter]

I woke up like an hour ago and I had a dream about my grandma killing herself by jumping in front of a truck

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I woke up like an hour ago and I had a dream about my grandma killing herself by jumping in front of a truck

Reminds me of a dream where me, grandma and aunt were driving on the highway. Roads were very high and the hills were steep. We had a turn to the left but she wouldn't brake or notice that we're going straight through a curve. The moment we collided, everything disappeared like black mist.

It was weird.

 

[Chromeo]

Just woke up from an awful nightmare. I was playing FlightRising (neopets but with dragons) and using my autoclicker to gather resources more quickly. When I finished, I noticed the items were withheld from my hoard and there was a notice on the side of the screen like "We detected you clicked more times than you needed to and suspect you were using an autoclicker, which is against site TOS! See paperwork." So I looked down and there was actual physical paperwork on my desk!
The paperwork was multiple pages stapled together with this smarmy redditspeak about how I was caught cheating and could (would) have my account banned if I didn't comply with their requests in the paperwork. The first question was asking for my personal Facebook so the mods could talk to me "when they had time," then there was a section asking me to detail how I cheated and asking me if I understood why it was wrong, because if I was honest and confessed to cheating (it's still suspected this whole time, no actual human has determined I was cheating) they'd ostensibly take leniency on me.
I was gonna ignore it like "how do you know I wasn't just clicking really fast by hand," but then on the second page it got really scary. They had printed out screenshots of a private DM with Null who gave them my full legal name and usernames on other websites, then a bunch of screenshots of things I've said on here and screenshots of me on other websites saying much less offensive things. Then they had screenshots of some of my dragons that had edited names and bios, and they were like "Our records show that you are associated with a hate site and have displayed blatant racism and bigotry, which is inappropriate for someone who uses FlightRising, and that some of your dragons display dog whistles for your bigotry in their names, bios, or appearances. The dragons mentioned are invisible to other players until you correct these problems, or we'll delete them. Check this box to confirm you've read the paperwork."
If the day comes random websites can extort players over their Internet history, I say we pull the plug and just turn the Internet off.

 

[evrae]

Had a dream where I was in "Nukem Tower", some sort of skyscraper Duke Nukem owned showing all sorts of trophys and shit he has. I was talking to him and he said that the Taliban were originally gonna target Nukem Tower before deciding on the WTC because they were intimidated by him, and I quote "Those haji bastards knew I'd go over there and send them even further back than the stone age they're from, for blowing up my tower".

He also called Randy Pitchford a fag for "messing up my return to glory game forever".

I guess I can say I've now discussed 9/11 with Duke Nukem.

 

[Altarfrog11]

I planted a fig cutting in my garden this winter ( I literally stuck a small cutting in dirt ). It grew, I love it. I had a nightmare that I went to my garden and someone had stolen it. I stood before my garden bed, looking over the ravaged hole that once held my little fig cutting.

 

[The Last Stand]

There was a tornado coming our way. Right before it came to us, I grabbed some prized (or expensive) possessions of mine and ran down to a basement. I held on them for dear life as the tornado just came through and barely swept me away. It looked more like a car wash than an actual tornado. There’s the tornado in the distance as I scrounge through my belongings.