Weird Dreams Thread

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I had a dream last night where I felt my (dead) cat crawling on top of me. Like, really felt it. I woke up grabbing for her and calling her name and then was crushed when I realized it was just a dream.
 
Whenever I fly in dreams, I usually can't go much faster than running, and I can't go much higher than 2 or 3 stories. This "height limit" is often "enforced" by endless power lines or tree branches. If I try to break those limits, the dream can "break down" somehow. I figure I lack experience with flight IRL, so my brain doesn't want to deal with simulating beyond the familiar. It would also explain why it seems my dreams are always set in a mundane contemporary setting. Anyone else deal with this crap?
 
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Whenever I fly in dreams, I usually can't go much faster than running, and I can't go much higher than 2 or 3 stories. This "height limit" is often "enforced" by endless power lines or tree branches. If I try to break those limits, the dream can "break down" somehow.
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It beats falling into the sky, which is somewhat startling.
 
ToroidalBoat dijo:
Whenever I fly in dreams, I usually can't go much faster than running, and I can't go much higher than 2 or 3 stories. This "height limit" is often "enforced" by endless power lines or tree branches. If I try to break those limits, the dream can "break down" somehow. I figure I lack experience with flight IRL, so my brain doesn't want to deal with simulating beyond the familiar. It would also explain why it seems my dreams are always set in a mundane contemporary setting. Anyone else deal with this crap?
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Sometimes my dreams are in a contemporary setting to where I dont know if I'm dreaming or in reality. Tbh the only way Id know if I was dreaming is if I see something off. Like I once had a dream I was in an ordinary bookstore looking to buy a book. And when I looked in my wallet and saw a $25 dollar bill I realized "Oh, this doesn't exist. I'm dreaming. Huh." But limits? Sometimes. Sometimes I'll be unable to go through a certain door or area as if I was in a Bethesda game.

If that makes sense- ;-; I guess dreams are funky and weird for everyone yknow
 
I woke up from a nap not long ago and in my dream, some type of gravitational phenomenon occurred and swallowed up Pluto and Neptune. The nerds at NASA called it an unexplained localized gravitational event or something similar. The loss of Neptune especially had a big impact on the orbits of the planets in the outer solar system, which in turn had interesting implications for us here on earth. In a nutshell, since Jupiter's orbit became skewed, coronavirus became the absolute least of our issues as we suddenly had meteors and other space objects to deal with now. The big asteroid belt was partially pushed into Mars orbit and was pretty disastrous, as chunks of Mars were being broken off during the impacts.

I have weird dreams like this all the time and always have. Thankfully most of the time I'm aware I'm dreaming.
 
I had a dream that an impenetrable dome of a dark, black substance had descended over the town I live in. It blocked out most light, so it was dark most of the time, with only the entire landscape being only barely illuminated during the sunniest times of the year. The food supply was quickly cut short as crops withered and died. Soon, the only source of food was a single automated farm run by a reclusive numale type who never left the premises and communicated entirely through videoconferences. He had everyone in under the black dome pay a small fee to have groceries delievered to homes with automated trucks. He was very controlling and passive aggressive, and I remember finding him difficult to negociate with. He was prone to raising fees without further warning and explanation, and refused to explain his reasoning.
 
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I had a dream about this one guy on a live TV show killing some other dude inside his own home and explaining that he wants to make food out of him. So he invites Elena Malysheva (google her if unfamiliar) over and they both explain that the guy wants to make soup with the following ingredients:
1. The dead guy's meat
2. Minced meat (for some reason referred to as meatloaf, even though that's completely different), I think it was covered in molten cheese too?
3. A broth with various herbs and shrooms
So Malysheva invites some Japanese chef over, and while he's approaching the house, she explains how samurais in ancient Japan used to sate their hunger with "meatloaf" or some shit.
I woke up at this point.
that's what I get for falling asleep with the TV on in the background
 
I was like an astronaut that landed on some primitive planet full of like cave people and one of them got on board the shuttle I was flying. Also I was some kind of anthro red panda thing.

Edit: I forgot to mention I had to leave the planet early because one of them literally tried to rip my orange space suit apart and was trying to do some weird ceremony thing.
 
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I had a dream I was playing this old-ass video game from the late 90s with a ToTaLlY RaDiKaL style to it. It was basically a shitty skateboarding game. I was kind of drunk in my dream playing it and I was in the character creation screen and made some generic character. Some announcer would read out the name in a "Rad1kal d00d" voice. So I suddenly got an idea and made Hitler in the game. But the announcer refused to read Hitler's name and instead said how wrong what I did was. I realized I triggered a word filter and started laughing my ass off. Then I woke up and wondered why I thought that was so funny in the dream.
 
I had weirdest dream ever last night, the best way to describe it, is Rick and Morty's whole Simulation within a Simulation within a Simulation except in my case, it's a Dream within a Dream within a Dream. it went like this

First Dream: I wake up in my bed (all of them start like this), I check my phone to see what time it is, I then realize that my phone is apple which is wrong since my phone is android, all of a sudden it repeats.

Second Dream: I wake up, I go over to window to check my neighbor's dogs, I notice that they are all pitbulls which is also wrong since they are corgi's

Third Dream: I wake up, I somewhat realize what is going on and I start scratching my wrists to make sure I'm not sleeping, my wrists feel kinda numb and I feel no pain. before i could continue, my two friends (who i haven't seen since high school) burst in and say if I wanna go to trip with them to either Texico or Bananaistan.

Fourth Dream: I wake up, I go to the bathroom to take a piss, then I notice that the switch is on opposite side of the wall and when I do turn it on, the light is very dim which makes no sense since i changed the lightbulb yesterday

Fifth Dream: I wake up, but this time I stay in bed and start furiously scratching wrists as well as biting myself just so i can feel some pain, somehow this works and after this I finally wake up for real this time.
 
I had a dream that was like Dwarf Fortress but irl and could go around telling what was inside buildings by just hitting "t" on them. The only part of this I remember is I found a normal table that somehow had 4,000 people living inside of it, even though this made no sense at all.

Then I made an artifact display case out of crystal glass and put another artifact inside of it, which was a titanic solid marble head. I was pleased I had put an artifact inside of another artifact and despite the fact it was enormous, was easily carrying it to place in an entry hallway to some kind of museum, so that everyone who went in would have to walk by it and see it.

Then I somehow met the creator of the other artifact, the marble head, and somehow, my boss and his boss had come to some kind of intellectual property agreement and we wanted to get it down on paper and signed so it was finalized. We went off and into an old style bank branch, where they made a big production of leading us behind the counter and into some kind of executive suite with a huge conference room in it, where we were supposed to finish the deal. It was a beautiful conference room with wood paneling and an epic table.

I suddenly remembered I didn't know the exact deal and made an excuse to go make a phone call to contact my boss to make sure I had the details straight so nobody pulled a fast one or even just accidentally changed the agreement, since I had signing authority on all this.

My cell phone wasn't working, though, so I sat down behind a desk with a phone at it and started trying to dial the number, but couldn't remember it, and some guy who looked like a young Jack Nicholson walked up to the counter, which was suddenly the front desk of a hotel, and started trying to get me to do something about a reserved room, which I couldn't do anything about since I knew nothing about it.

I kept trying to explain this, but he kept getting more and more pissed and looking like psycho Jack Nicholson. So I finally offered to take him to the real front desk so he could be helped with whatever the fuck it was he wanted.

Then the dream trailed off into boring stuff I don't remember.
 
Two nights ago I had this dream that Anna (Shitter and Taters) was in gym class with me. She was doing her truffle shuffle when she slipped and fell on top of the gym teacher who was innocently taking attendance. On impact, the gym teacher's body split from all the PSI's delivered by those CANDY JUICY THIGHS.

Her entrails rocketed out full force and splattered against the wall. I laughed and immediately went to the 9th circle of hell for laughing.

The End.
 
I had a pair of dreams recently where demons invaded, abducted people into their hellscape and pit them in free for all arena bloodsport matches for their entertainment. The winner of any given round gets to fight in the next wave ensuring every combatant eventually dies. Between bouts, Hell's dregs would toss all the carcasses onto a wagon and haul them out of the way of the next fight. I some how got out feigning my death after being clubbed over the head, being tossed into one of these wagons and sneaking off outside the arena.

My dreams ended there sadly. I was engrossed in what was happening and was excited to see what was next.
 
I dreamed that the US Olympics Team is debarred from Tokyo Summer Games 2021. Each day, they gather in a stadium -- maintaining social distance of course -- and do an ever-more darling cheering routine for the athletes in Tokyo. Their videos went viral.
 
I must be autistic because I keep seeing trains every now and again in my dreams. And usually I'm trying not to get flattened by them because for some reason I'm walking in between the platforms of some super subway or they're these cable cars that go all over the place and take me miles away from home.


On a more relevant note last night I dreamed I threw up purple puke on a bus while everyone had their masks on so I got escorted off the bus and taken into CDC custody... But not before my boss told me not to come back to work. I swear it was like some surreal panting that negative xp uses for album covers I'm motion 0_0
 
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