WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | VLOG | 1.8.18 - New Upload 1/9/18

[carolburnett]

LOL, so she split the bag w/ Becks and gave herself the extra one, cuz she gets more calories, being huge and all.

God, she's so fucked overall. Like eating healthier options is great but if she's losing weight and not actively creating a calorie deficit or paying attention to how she is doing that, she is going to run into a massive roadblock in her weight loss goal and then give up. She won't be able to measure out or figure out portions when she needs to cut them down further to continue losing weight. She'll just cry on camera never realizing if you overeat on food even if it's healthier you're still taking in more food and not expending enough energy to not store it as fat.

Edit: Also not to mention figuring out what portion sizes help her lose weight, maintain weight or gain weight. Jeez.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Between the massive amount of tots, all the baby vlogging, and fake posting on behalf of a new mom, I'd say AL's got baby fever. If only she could get Becky to knock her up to get those marriage bennies and check babies y'all.

Whatever she can do to tie down Becky.

In all honesty I think even the furbabies are too overwhelming for her. But Becky loves kids and she's playing along.

 

[CindyChafe]

I've never seen someone be so proud of accomplishing so little. Good job AL! You've stuck to your diet of massive portions of semi-healthy, mostly brown, processed foods for a week.

Also I love the fact she mentioned that she's been getting so much love in the comments, because it's all the hate that causes her to binge. Ergo, the haydurs are the reason Ambuh-lynn overeats.

She also humblebragged about her resting heart rate of 70ish which I don't believe for a goddamn second. Also more humblebragging about finally having some toys for the cats. What about Twinkie's diet? What is she doing for that? I'd like to know.

Becky had to do some mouth breathing y'all. She screwed up by having a sucker at her mama's house. But AL was super supportive of Becks and congratulated herself about winning this week's "weight loss war".

 

[de_DEVIL_tails]

Between the massive amount of tots, all the baby vlogging, and fake posting on behalf of a new mom, I'd say AL's got baby fever. If only she could get Becky to knock her up to get those marriage bennies and check babies y'all.

Whatever she can do to tie down Becky.

In all honesty I think even the furbabies are too overwhelming for her. But Becky loves kids and she's playing along.

someone pointed out how al was a social chamelion with her partners, if becky loves kids and al gets desperste enough for a full time care taker, i think what you said will become a very unfortunate reality.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

They're being too restrictive with their diet. It often leads to the person having a 'blow out' which leads to a massive binge. It kind of made me sad that Hamber made Becky feel bad for eating one Blow Pop sucker.

 

[Bunny]

If Amber ever has children, I just hope /r/raisedbynarcissists is still around bc that kid will need all the help it can get.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

They're being too restrictive with their diet. It often leads to the person having a 'blow out' which leads to a massive binge. It kind of made me sad that Hamber made Becky feel bad for eating one Blow Pop sucker.

It doesn't appear Amberlynn or Becky have looked at the diet, sorry the January blitz, as a lifestyle change. They keep saying lifestyle change but lifestyle change isn't really limiting yourself to never eating pizza or a blow pop again. You can make exceptions while maintaining a lifestyle change, that's the point usually, that it's a change to better your life which isn't a month-long thing it's supposed to be a longterm plan so factoring in treats and occasions and realism should come into question. I feel maybe a person who was being reasonable about success would be like, okay, I'm gonna eat take-out twice a month instead of everyday and I'm gonna work out three days a week and cook my meals at home or at least the majority of them. I think no matter how much momentum Amberlynn has or pretends to have, which for everyone gradually declines without the proper tools to keep it going, until she goes to a fucking therapist to see why she has an eating problem, she's never gonna be able to make a productive lifestyle change.

What I'm saying is, basically, fat.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

''I've been eating tons of veggies'' ''half of my plate is basically veggies''.... Does she remember that she's vlogged many of her meals? Just like that monstrosity in this vlog, 200-300 grams of ground turkey, 50 grams of bell pepper and zucchini and a handful of spinach. And she sure considers those cauliflower tater tots as a vegetable. As many of you said, her portions are massive. Still. And full of sodium.

8 elbees? Necky lost four. Not that impressive for someone close to 500lbs. People at a normal weight can lose 5 to 10 lbs of water weight in a week. I guess Amber just took a big dump.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

We know the new scale is capable of calculating a tare weight, so you can omit the packaging of an item if you're charging by the pound and whatnot, and that this could be used change the way the weight appears on the scale. I wonder what the setting looks like for tare on Amber's scale. I noticed when she and Becky each weighed in there were some markings on the left-hand side, 4 for Amber, but only two for Becky. Does anyone have any idea what these markings indicate?

 

[angelicbitch]

We know the new scale is capable of calculating a tare weight, so you can omit the packaging of an item if you're charging by the pound and whatnot, and that this could be used change the way the weight appears on the scale. I wonder what the setting looks like for tare on Amber's scale. I noticed when she and Becky each weighed in, there were some markings on the left-hand side, 4 for Amber, but only two for Becky. Does anyone have any idea what these markings indicate?

I don't know, but I'm just probably going to assume each mark is probably for each 100 pounds.

 

[jurassic bark]

''I've been eating tons of veggies'' ''half of my plate is basically veggies''.... Does she remember that she's vlogged many of her meals? Just like that monstrosity in this vlog, 200-300 grams of ground turkey, 50 grams of bell pepper and zucchini and a handful of spinach. And she sure considers those cauliflower tater tots as a vegetable. As many of you said, her portions are massive. Still. And full of sodium.

8 elbees? Necky lost four. Not that impressive for someone close to 500lbs. People at a normal weight can lose 5 to 10 lbs of water weight in a week. I guess Amber just took a big dump.

lol she took an Amber

 

[YeaNotSomuch]

''I've been eating tons of veggies'' ''half of my plate is basically veggies''.... Does she remember that she's vlogged many of her meals? Just like that monstrosity in this vlog, 200-300 grams of ground turkey, 50 grams of bell pepper and zucchini and a handful of spinach. And she sure considers those cauliflower tater tots as a vegetable. As many of you said, her portions are massive. Still. And full of sodium.

8 elbees? Necky lost four. Not that impressive for someone close to 500lbs. People at a normal weight can lose 5 to 10 lbs of water weight in a week. I guess Amber just took a big dump.

Let us not forget that Amber drowns her food in the Liquid Aminos and Sriracha. I can't even imagine that slop she cooks taste good.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Look at her eyes, she really is a looney toon.
Shes high off these asspats, gorl. But, they won't be enough when the Cheesecake Factory beckons.

 

[666EVE666]

We know the new scale is capable of calculating a tare weight, so you can omit the packaging of an item if you're charging by the pound and whatnot, and that this could be used change the way the weight appears on the scale. I wonder what the setting looks like for tare on Amber's scale. I noticed when she and Becky each weighed in there were some markings on the left-hand side, 4 for Amber, but only two for Becky. Does anyone have any idea what these markings indicate?

I've been trying to figure this out myself, I know the large buttons read Data Mode and Tare from left to right. A member of the ALRD group said the little tick marks could be battery life and that the little eye/bullseye icon represents stabilization of weight on the scale.

Since the scale goes up to 750 lbs, the ticks may indicate how close the scale is to reaching maximum capacity. Becky is almost half Amber's weight, so it would make sense for her to have 2 tick marks as opposed to Amber's 4.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

FWIW this is a review I found online - the scales aren't exactly alike since this is a review of the My Weigh PD-750 Heavy Duty Bench Scale but the platform dimensions are the same.

Spoiler: amazon review

I bought this for my clinic, and at first it was great -- and accurate. I have later seen the same model marketed as a shipping scale, which might work better. I know it's absolutely not for human use. With humans, the platform was not large enough to accommodate the feet, so people lost their balance. Undaunted, we installed grab bars on the wall near it. Still, people tended to put their feet such that all their weight was over only one side of the scale (where their ankles/heels were). And no, it is impossible to train staff to coach patients to stand in a way that feels completely unnatural. A few very obese patients later, and the springs on that side of the scale were shot, causing the platform to tilt even when nobody was on it. At first I managed this by rotating the platform when one side was down to try and distribute the wear. This temporizing worked at first, but less than a year later the scale was completely out of commission due to weighing the very kind of people the scale was originally sold for. Warranty? What warranty? Sure, they would replace the scale, less S&H, but it was no good for the use for which it was marketed. I will never again buy a scale -- no matter what the color or where I find it or what the label says it's for -- that has this particular platform with these markings on it, now that I know it's actually a shipping scale not designed to withstand regular use at even half its claimed capacity and inappropriately and/or falsely marketed for use with humans.

tl;dr she could still be manipulating the scale (like we all already know she is) if she can't fit her dainty princess feet on it. Regardless it'll be broken soon enough.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Who do you suppose painted that dumb "pitcher"? Love Ya to Jupiter and Back sounds like some stupid shit that Destiny would've put in a card to Amber, but I feel like if it was Amber's, she would have vlogged about it. Whoever painted it was too lazy to make the planet look anything like Jupiter. I especially love the continuity of shapes with Jupiter and her shoulder in this screen cap.

 

[666EVE666]

Who do you suppose painted that dumb "pitcher"? Love Ya to Jupiter and Back sounds like some stupid shit that Destiny would've put in a card to Amber, but I feel like if it was Amber's, she would have vlogged about it. Whoever painted it was too lazy to make the planet look anything like Jupiter. I especially love the continuity of shapes with Jupiter and her shoulder in this screen cap. Ver archivo adjunto 353232

I'd bet Eric or Rickie, if Becky painted it for Amber she would have bragged about it and if Amber painted it herself she would have shown it off. It has a quality to it that I'd expect from one of those 4 tbh, we've seen Becky and Amber try some Christmas "crafting"

 

[Whatthefuck]

Who do you suppose painted that dumb "pitcher"? Love Ya to Jupiter and Back sounds like some stupid shit that Destiny would've put in a card to Amber, but I feel like if it was Amber's, she would have vlogged about it. Whoever painted it was too lazy to make the planet look anything like Jupiter. I especially love the continuity of shapes with Jupiter and her shoulder in this screen cap. Ver archivo adjunto 353232

Slight PL, however, when I was in high school a well meaning, but unwanted suitor painted me a piece that was pretty much blue and black paint with yellow stars and let me tell you, it looked better than that. Bless his heart, he put some effort in and I was a typical teenage asshole (I wasn't mean or anything, I'm still in touch with him via FB) and didn't give the effort enough credit. Saying all that, if they paid money for that, then they are just as foolish as they seem to be.