WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE + GROCERY HAUL - 07/20/18

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This was filmed on July 3rd, lol. She's just a little behind you guise.
Hamber "doesn't breath as accordingly to everyone else..."
She got some ayyygs you guise!
Necky wanted to try already pre-cooked garlic chicken in a bag.
Precooked chicken burgers yall.
Hamber is no longer in the bathroom.
She's retaining soooo much water weight!
Diet soda has never made her gain weight before yall so she ain't gonna stop it now!
Hamber realized that she's going to die if she keeps eating like a hippopotamus.
Apps are killin our gorl cause they tell her that she can eat 3200 calories a day.
July 2 she weighed in at "522.2 elbees" - we already knew that gorl. (Still no scale shots)
Hamber has done the math, in the last 3 years she's gain 120 elbees.
She doesn't know why she's allowed herself to be this way.
She had a steady happiness in VA and not in KY - has nothing to do with living in the Fag Shanty.
She's went back and watched her old videos to see what she was eating then so she can eat it now.
No more games yall, our gorl is done silly games like counting calories! She's gonna eat nourishing healthy foods! So healthy, like that processed precooked bagged garbage...
She's gone to see her doctor! She emails her doctor on the health portal!
Hamber told her doctor she's too fat and needs her help!
Those 3rd of july fireworks are really distracting Hambeast the entire video.
Wasabi pleas for the Hambeast to die so he can eat her face.
 
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I mean her labored breathing couldnt possibly be because shes fat as fuck...

Edit: also, can we actually imagine what shes doing to her blood sugar to eat six big cup reese's EVERY night of vacation?(:_(
 
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Nobody is going to believe your excuse for being out of breath while sitting. It's because you have 500 pounds of fat crushing on all your organs.

ETA: "I don't breathe as accordingly as everyone else"

We love a writer!!!!
 
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I'm calling it, next video Victimlynn strikes again "I get a lot of hate y'all, I only responded to a girl on instagram that is also fat and I get all the backlash, poor me"
 
I honestly don’t get her upload schedule. I’m not a ~professional YouTuber, but wouldn’t it make more sense to keep the vlogs up to date and use the sit down videos for when she doesn’t get out and has to spend the day at home with the binge monster?
 
"Let you guys know how the calorie counting is going" What calorie counting? You just got back from a 3 restaurant visits a day vacation.

"I am reading comments now" We know you never stopped. Enough with this lie, it's getting old.

"Every time before I go to sit down I'm like up, doing things, running around..." This is her lie as to why she out of breath just sitting there. Gotcha. You're out of breath for the whole 10 to 13 minutes of the sit down video, so... LIES!

"So I got the Minute brown rice because it's just like easier." Of course, wouldn't expect anything less with your busy schedule.

"It's only 90 calories for one piece..." So how many calories altogether will that be when you consume the entire bag?

"Obviously I gained weight, I'm retaining a lot of water."
Then why is this titled "WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE"?

She already said like 10 videos back that she's not counting calories or doing points. Did she, at one point, go back to that and is now not doing it again? I can never keep up.

Is she really trying to tell us she didn't gain any weight? Really? She's REALLY trying to convince us of that. OK!

"I did contact my doctor about my weight". Let me guess, she's not gonna call you back.
 
Admits to eating 6 Reese's Cups Big Cups every night for 3 nights in a row.

I had to look up a size comparison.

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And she ate SIX of those every night - 120g of sugar. She goes on to say that the cups TRIGGERED a binge and she would just keep eating and eating after that. I'm fascinated by what she is able to put in her body in a single sitting without getting horribly sick.
 
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That little odd way she said "I'm going to die" was ridiculous. You are going to die, AL, if you don't correct this. And tons of people, many in your comments, have lost weight and have great advice for you, but you shrug them off as haydurs. Your inevitable death from this won't effect anyone but yourself (though I will miss the Zachary Michael reaction vids).
 
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"Let you guys know how the calorie counting is going" What calorie counting? You just got back from a 3 restaurant visits a day vacation.

"I am reading comments now" We know you never stopped. Enough with this lie, it's getting old.

"Every time before I go to sit down I'm like up, doing things, running around..." This is her lie as to why she out of breath just sitting there. Gotcha. You're out of breath for the whole 10 to 13 minutes of the sit down video, so... LIES!

"So I got the Minute brown rice because it's just like easier." Of course, wouldn't expect anything less with your busy schedule.

"It's only 90 calories for one piece..." So how many calories altogether will that be when you consume the entire bag?

"Obviously I gained weight, I'm retaining a lot of water."
Then why is this titled "WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE"?

She already said like 10 videos back that she's not counting calories or doing points. Did she, at one point, go back to that and is now not doing it again? I can never keep up.

Is she really trying to tell us she didn't gain any weight? Really? She's REALLY trying to convince us of that. OK!

"I did contact my doctor about my weight". Let me guess, she's not gonna call you back.
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Sure, gorl, it's water weight. Not orange chicken weight. Also, it's really hard to tell because her posting timeline is so erratic, but Lexington Pride was on June 30 and this is July 3 so I think what has happened is that she filmed her feel sorry for me I'm the biggest I've ever been video after Pride, but before she could be arsed to edit and upload that 11 part masterpiece we just endured. Or, am I :autism: and it was just a snap or insta about the 522.2?

ETA: There are only 3 chicken breasts in that pack so that's going to be a light snack for our gorl.

ETA: Also, bitch, when an app gives you a calorie limit you aren't supposed to TRY to reach it. FFS. It doesn't mean you HAVE to eat that amount of calories. No wonder you don't know how to lose weight.
 
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522.2 on July 2? So by today, July 20, she's probably closer to 540.
 
isn't 522.2 her weight like 2 weeks ago since her vlogs are behind? so we might have a new highest weight now

and the ball is on the doctor's court now, so if she doesn't reply it's gonna be her fault she is not losing weight since then
 
· Filmed July 3 at 10:30 at night

· Wants to let us know when she’s filming videos and that she’s a “little bit behind.” No shit. It’s July 20, 2018

· She reads comments now and people keep asking why her breathing is so labored. She says she promises “it’s not like that.” She’s fine y’all!

· “I don’t breathe as accordingly as everyone else” lol

· Haul: minute brown rice, cauliflower tots, garlic and herb pre-cooked chicken, caramelized onion chicken burgers, chicken breasts

· Says she only ate 2 meals a day on vacation lol

· She’s retaining water

· New “starting” weight: 522.2 (Yeah right)

· “I’m going to die if I don’t stop.” She’s done with “silly” eating whatever she wants lifestyle

· Thinks eating whatever she wants as long as it’s “in her calories” is “silly” because she goes to McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Ben and Jerrys

· It’s bad for her health and bad for her binge eating

· 3 nights in a row she ate 6 big cup Reese’s cups omg (1200 calories a pack)

· Every day pre-vacation she would “lower” her calorie count each day and was successful with that. Under 3400 calories…

· She’s gained 120 pounds in 3 years

· Says she had a “steady happiness” in Virginia that she doesn’t have now. Now she is depressed. Not cuz of Becky tho!!

· Lean proteins, veggies, and a carb is the new plan

· Trying to figure out how she lost 30 lbs in January. She wasn’t counting calories then. She was just eating foods that nourished her body (lol)

· She says she contacted her doctor today. She says when she went to the doctor before, the doctor didn’t mention her weight. She emailed the doctor and is hoping she will reply

· Says there’s fireworks going off and had she known “she would so be there”

Boring don't watch
 
She doesn’t know what the difference between Virginia and Kentucky is and why she was losing weight there? Krystles parents put her on a diet and controlled her intake. That’s literally the only difference. They’re probably to thank for the fact that she isn’t over 600lbs right now.
 
Ohhhamburgersss dijo:
I mean her labored breathing couldnt possibly be because shes fat as fuck...

Edit: also, can we actually imagine what shes doing to her blood sugar to eat six big cup reese's EVERY night of vacation?(:_(
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SIX big cup Reese's? No one should eat six NORMAL sized Reese's in one sitting. Her blood sugar must spike so high every night.
https://www.healthline.com/health/gangrene-diabetes

One or more of her toes is just going to slide right off one morning.
 
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