Weight loss update 3-12-18

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In order to gain 12lbs in a week, she has to be taking in at least 5200 extra calories per day on top of what she needs to maintain which would be about 4900 calories. Bitch is eating upwards of 10,000 calories a day, everyday.
 
In order to gain 12lbs in a week, she has to be taking in at least 5200 extra calories per day on top of what she needs to maintain which would be about 4900 calories. Bitch is eating upwards of 10,000 calories a day, everyday.

living the fucking dream.

until she's bedridden and dies of a heart attack, I suppose.
 
My jaw was on the floor watching this video. There are so many fucked up things said and done that I can't even articulate a response to them all. I tried. It was turning out to be an essay, and I'd only covered about 3 minutes of the video. No one has time for that shit.

I'm in shock, but I shouldn't be. She's goddamned hopeless.
 
In order to gain 12lbs in a week, she has to be taking in at least 5200 extra calories per day on top of what she needs to maintain which would be about 4900 calories. Bitch is eating upwards of 10,000 calories a day, everyday.

yep which is why that video she just posted with the chili and the ramen is such bull shit. if she was ONLY eating that, she'd def be losing weight.

at least in this one she was more honest: chips, chinese buffets, and nightly candy.
 
Amber dijo:
It's neither of our faults.
Right, it's the fault of whoever put a gun to your head to make you keep shoveling food in your mouth.:story:

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In order to gain 12lbs in a week, she has to be taking in at least 5200 extra calories per day on top of what she needs to maintain which would be about 4900 calories. Bitch is eating upwards of 10,000 calories a day, everyday.

i can't imagine how much work it is for the body to breakdown that much food. She's eating herself exhausted lmao
 
It's kinda difficult to tell the weigh in dates but from what I could gather...

First weigh in: February 6th

Second weigh in: February 7th

Third weigh in: February 8th

Fourth weigh in: February 15th

Fifth weigh in: March 12th
 
488.6 January 1

480.4 January 8

479.4 January 14

476.2 January 21

469.4. January 25

482.2.

480.0

484.”6”

487.6

491.0 March 12


21.6 lbs from January 25 - March 12 (46 days) = 0.469565217391304 average per day
 
Weighing in daily (if you don't freak about natural fluctuations) is a good thing when you're losing weight. If you only weigh once a week, you could catch yourself at a high fluctuation and think you haven't made progress when you have. They make weight trend apps to track and smooth out the fluctuations over time.

Women with working menstrual cycles can also tell roughly where they are in their cycle based on water weight gain.

It's very helpful to those actually losing weight. But Hamber doesn't understand that. She probably just weighs herself daily Because That's What You Do because she's an uneducated dumbass.
 
At the rate she is going she will be 600lbs around mid October 2018
I suspect the gain will increase. For at least a week in January they were being a little (very little, but still) tried. Since Amber has officially said fuck it with her "what I eat" video, we'll see an increase in the rate.
 
Lurker of a few months here.

Still claiming to be under 500 elbees? I find that hard to believe. Too bad we’ll never know for sure.

It’s obvious she has a mental barrier of hitting 500. So what is she going to do when she gets bigger? Because lezbereal gorl, that is very likely to happen. Is she going to keep up the act of being (just) below 500 even when it becomes blatantly obvious she isn’t anymore? That baffles me.

I haven’t watched the video, but it’s sad to hear the extent of the excuses and enabling going on in that household. And in the end she’ll be the one that pays for it. :heart-empty:
 
Jesus H Christ. I knew she must've gained a shit ton of weight in the passed few months.
I don't understand what's so difficult about not drinking soda, especially for the Queen of Moderation Who Owns at Least Ten Special Water Bottles Specifically for Drinking More Water. Like, it's there. Drink it. Soda is gross (imo) anyway. And water isn't going to be the magical cure for her problem. It's a goddamn necessity.
She needs to stop making two tube-chicken chili with five cans of beans and eat a simple sandwich or something instead. Fuck.
 
I haven't believed the conspiracy that she's over 500 elbees and lying about it until recently. There was a screenshot from her ~unhealthy eating~ video posted side by side with a picture of her from January, and she looks so much fucking bigger than she did at the beginning of her "weight loss journey." If both weigh ins are to be believed, she's actually 6 pounds lighter now than she was then. Seems fake but okay, AL.
 
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