💬 Off-Topic We Didn't Shart the Fire

[RollerGator]

Let's come up with lyrics for a Ralph themed parody of We Didn't Start the Fire with events and people in the Ralphamale saga.

Remember brevity is the soul of wit so don't make it too wordy. Something like:
Gamergate, Mexico, Horse Bride, Digibro
Or
Warski,PPP, booted off of Odyssey

Also need help coming up with the chorus
So far I could only come up with:
We didn't shart the fire, it was always stinkin' since Ralph's been drinkin'

So let's all just dump our lyric ideas in here and paste them together later.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

These need better placement and surrounding but:

West Memphis, Crack Shack, Puppies in the Oven
Ronnie Ralph is Drunk Again, hammer in the drywall
In the corner watching, Ninth Grade Drop Out.

 

[RollerGator]

These need better placement and surrounding but:

West Memphis, Crack Shack, Puppies in the Oven
Ronnie Ralph is Drunk Again, hammer in the drywall
In the corner watching, Ninth Grade Drop Out.

West Memphis, crack shack, oven puppies, heart attack
Ronnie Ralph, strangling dogs, hollarin at ayylawgs
Sex tape, Alice rape, Augusto Kinochet

 

[Sprate Header]

JFK Blown Away -> Kumite Ran Away?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

for "what else do I have to say?" we can use "Its not even hot outside!"

 

[RollerGator]

for "what else do I have to say?" we can use "Its not even hot outside!"

That's a great idea we also need to work in "THAT'S NAWT TRUU!" somewhere

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Gator, Zidan, Flamenco, Randbot & Dingo
Sex tape shows him eat the poo, piggy cries out "that's not true"

 

[Retink Retunk]

JFK Blown Away -> Kumite Ran Away?

Come on now, it should be an obvious one "Punished Horse, Ran Away!"

Also:

Portuguese, beat down,
Bowling Alley, head kick,
Portugal, Part 2, beaten down once again,
Alexander Ali, touches little boys!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

JFK Blown Away -> Kumite Ran Away?

May I suggest “Pantsu ran away”?

 

[Sprate Header]

May I suggest “Pantsu ran away”?

Yeah, if it's more Ralph-centric rather than Sektur-centric, something like this would probably work better - I was just going with something I thought fit the "JFK, blown away" rhyme pattern.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Harry Morris, Matt Vickers, Cog & Dan, Fish-tank cleaner
Child Support He'll Pay a Ton, Adrienne Blair Won

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/shanties-without-panties.81184/

 

[RollerGator]

I'm just going to list names events and places in no particular order, for everyone to brainstorm with.

Nora, Sandra, Faith, Dick, Rekieta, Dlive, Fuentes, Kingpin, Ralphamania, Mr Vickers, Harry Morris, Gunt reveal, Elvis Wedding, Knoxville, Coach Redpill, Deni, Godwinson, Gabe Hoffman, Mundane Matt, Ralph Retort, Cancer Man, Killstream, Milo, Baked Alaska, Arby's, Plategang, Memphis micro, felony, Corey Barnehill, kingofpol, corn harvest, Josh Moon

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Bowling Trophy, Paw Paw's Ring, Sandra's Ashes Missing
No Wrasslin' Belt, Broken Bow, Blaze Interview's a No-Go
Cowboy Hat and Fed Shirt, Suckerpunched, knocked to the dirt.
Embarassed at King Pin, Security Arrest Him!

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Child Support, Nissan Debt, Catboy Füher mad at him
Sandra's ashes long forgotten, Reiketa's relationship misbegotten
Avocado crack shack, Gigolo blowing out pantsu's back
Sex tape revenge porn, still mad at Null harvesting corn

 

[free_protons4u]

Before I opened this thread, I thought to myself, "It's probably another faggot who does epicly cringeworthy """"""""song parodies""""""." Imagine my surprise when I was 100% correct

 

[RollerGator]

Before I opened this thread, I thought to myself, "It's probably another faggot who does epicly cringeworthy """"""""song parodies""""""." Imagine my surprise when I was 100% correct

"Dear diary..."
Nobody cares faggot

 

[free_protons4u]

"Dear diary..."
Nobody cares faggot

All right then, keep up these le epix parodies, don't forget to crosspost them to Reddit for maximum updoots XD

 

[RollerGator]

All right then, keep up these le epix parodies, don't forget to crosspost them to Reddit for maximum updoots XD

Alright we get it thanks

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Just a heads up, we need to keep things in order of how they transpired if you want similar significance that the original song had.