💬 Off-Topic "We Can Always Tell" - Competitive Clocking

[888Flux]

This has to be some type of gayop that's an IP grabber in disguise. The cards each contain a code that's mapped to emoticons. Those emoticons can be used as an identifier in the database where they could link it to your IP address or user-agent. My guess is, they want to bait the evil chuds into posting the image so they can have access to that information. The score may as well be completely random.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

lol at all the cope posting of "angles" and "lightning" and "it's just one pic" to compensate for the low score. I say, embrace it. In fact, I'm surprised no one tried to go for a .... wait for it .... 41%. Others have already began taking the piss with their names. If the goal is to sic the Internet Police on us, we may as well go down lmao-ing.

 

[CoolFool]

The weird thing for me is the cat is unique to you and is part of the watermark over the results making it hard to remove without heavy photoshop work. Why would he do that unless it was some sort of identifier that he wanted to make sure wouldn't be hidden on the images posted. I'm willing to bet the emoji code bullshit is just a false flag or just a simple method of recalling something that is in the system. I don't understand what would be accomplished gathering information on usernames that are usually independent from other platforms for this exact reason, or posted somewhere anonymously like 4chan. It works within a system like twitter because you have first hand proof of that account and the things they post, but the idea of identifying transphobes preemptively based on browser fingerprints is troubling to say the least. Also the blatant encouraging you to post your score seems a little leading. I dunno, maybe I'm being paranoid. Not afraid paranoid, I just need to know if this one needs to go into the great book of grudges on troons. Even if it is just for their gay browser extension, I won't have censorship on MY upper case I Internet.

Maybe the unique card is so they can attempt to find IP addresses for certain people and users they're trying to get more data on. For example, let's say they know TERF journalist Jesse Singal will take the quiz and post about it on Twitter. They see his unique card and can now search to see if that card was posted anywhere else besides Twitter. Maybe they reverse image search it and see a KF user posted the same card. Now they can say "JESSE POSTS ON KF!"

Alternatively, since we already know these troons have troon friends in high tech places, could they call someone higher up and get more information about a person's IP address?

Either way, I don't care, I used a VPN but even if I hadn't, so what? I don't live in a shitty country that can throw you in jail over calling troons ugly and non-passing.

 

[cia-log]

My guess is, they want to bait the evil chuds into posting the image so they can have access to that information.

I don't see how that would even help. If you're already on twitter engaging with them directly then they have your handle and whatever information is associated with that, that's more than you'd get from an IP address.

 

[TheBigZee]

I don't see how that would even help. If you're already on twitter engaging with them directly then they have your handle and whatever information is associated with that, that's more than you'd get from an IP address.

The only real concern I had was that posting the image linked your kiwifarms account to information now held by a third party. A lot of people are unaware of how much data is harvestable alongside IP.

The page could also always change to harvest more data/have more sophistication later.

Probably harmless for 99.9999% of people, but still makes the hair on my neck stand up a little. I did the quiz with a normal name w/o vpn or tor, but I'm sure not sharing the picture.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

damn ok actually kind of proud

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I’m not sure I’d want to click this. It’s able to access your IP and it’s giving you a code to post here. Someone would be able to correlate Ip and poster, no?
Hopefully we all use vpn

The little code at the bottom is something. Not necessarily something bright or successful, but an attempt at something.

The soup can thing is an antifa reference.

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/09/10001730/trump-cans-bags-of-soup-antifa-protestors

 

[dick brain]

Steganographically hidden info in the image could let someone link the account you post the image on to other accounts you have where they are admins on if your browser has a unique fingerprint.

Cover Your Tracks

See how trackers view your browser

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This is true but it's always true.

Anyway I don't have to care because I don't dox myself for clout on social media and literally all of my usernames and emails are names I stole from other people because I thought they were funny. I'd genuinely be more worried about being identified by a stylometric analysis, but I haven't posted outside kf in years at this point.

Literally all you have to do to not have a digital footprint is not be terminally online.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I've always considered myself kinda bad at clocking trannies, but doesn't mean reality doesn't exist lmao.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Not clicking the IP grabber link but ill let my friends at kiwifarms know my IP, there better not be any trannies in this thread ready to DDoS me! Here it is: 127.0.0.1

 

[Space Police]

I did this one a while ago. I think I got 75%. It's not surprising that it's a troon honeypot -- I wouldn't be surprised if this forms the basis of a new whiny article TRAs pass around saying "Transphobes can't clock us! How silly! Let us into women's bathrooms -- you literally can't tell the difference between trans and cis women! You're just bigots!"

Honestly, the "we can always tell" line isn't a good slogan. There are many times you can't tell unless it's really obvious or you're a Kiwi autist/seasoned TERF who knows exactly what to look for even IRL, especially since bearded pooners can pass as scrawny men and some deathfat TIMs can pass as unfortunate gorls. Saying "always" means that the claim can be debunked by one exception, so it's quite unserious. I wouldn't be surprised if that slogan was astroturfed by trannies LARPing as chuds on /pol/, much like what I suspect happened with the YWNBAW copypasta.

 

[cia-log]

The only real concern I had was that posting the image linked your kiwifarms account to information now held by a third party. A lot of people are unaware of how much data is harvestable alongside IP.

Not much of it really matters, but I edited the OP anyway on the off-chance someone lives in a European regime that cracks down on bad manners online they forgot their VPN.

Honestly, the "we can always tell" line isn't a good slogan. There are many times you can't tell unless it's really obvious or you're a Kiwi autist/seasoned TERF who knows exactly what to look for even IRL,

I'll admit, the twitter gender autists baiting TERFs with pictures of Sigourney Weaver was a pretty good bit

 

[The Backwards Man]

I legitimately could not tell what some of the genderblobs were.
I have failed my brethren on the tranny murder website. I am sorry.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

A real woman would not do this.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

This has to be some sort of IP grab, I mean they even have a card code and date so the developer can get the IP of somebody by posting their card so they can get doxxed, or at least grab an IP.

Added onto the fact it’s a transgender developer, it only makes me wonder for the worst.

This shit glows.

Jokes on you, I use tor for everything.
Holy fuck Im mad, I tried couple more times and got 55 65 65 respectively. Why cant I hit the 90s.

 

[JelloJerk]

What, you guys don't want to share some of the actual photos they used? So cruel to people who don't want to click through!
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Where are my peeosees?

That last one felted me so bad. It's a woman but has the AGP look and choker. GG WP.

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I feel like this one's going to tell me to put my unruly child on the naughty step, then reprimand me for 'enterin' into a dialogue'. "Why're you enterin' into a dialogue?"

Supertranny.

According to the cheat sheet, this one is a woman. I thought so but I still clicked male a few times because of the 500 filters.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I wouldn't be surprised if this forms the basis of a new whiny article TRAs pass around saying "Transphobes can't clock us! How silly! Let us into women's bathrooms -- you literally can't tell the difference between trans and cis women! You're just bigots!"

If this was about the people that women don't want in their bathrooms, all your scores would be 100%.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

There are TWO women with chokers it seems. They’re deliberately trying to salt the photos with false flags.

I scored 85% on my first go (I was giving the benefit of the doubt to one, even though my instinct said male. A gender blob with glasses I thought could go either way. And the other two incorrect were actually women - black lipstick and the stringy black/red hair with a choker.) IRL I would have known.

And 100% on my second try. I took more than just 4 seconds and actually went on visual cues rather than instinct.

Whatever the goal was (besides IP farming) it failed.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Next time try phishing for personal information, maybe then you'll actually manage to dox someone.

So I shouldn't have put my full name and SSN on the card? Sheeeeit.

Another reason I think this would be a bad glowie op is that it assumes every single person taking the test is a transphobe, and not just curious to see how they score. Also pretty sure it could fuck them heavily if they do it to EU users given how ruthless their GDPR laws are.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Using the power of turbo-autism, here are the 52 pictures with the test results next to them, enjoy!

Looking at this made me realize that all of those people not only drew the short, ugly end of the genetic lottery stick, but also got beaten severely with it.