Ways in which Chris is worse than Hitler

[Hyperion]

Chris just screamed and soiled himself in jail, Hitler wrote a best selling book.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Hitler makes socially awesome and cool chat icons and fanarts.

 

[spaps]

Hitler could actually art.

 

[applecat]

Hitler's father did not have to negotiate to make Lego Hitler friends in high school.

 

[Konstantinos]

Hitler actually accomplished something meaningful during his lifetime. Well, meaningful relatively speaking anyways.

 

[c-no]

Hitler actually has been in video-games (example: Wolfenstein) while all Chris did was make ideas that would never be developed.

 

[spaps]

Hitler could do at least one pull-up.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Hitler took care of his dog, whereas Chris neglects his pets.

 

[spaps]

Chris nuked Hiroshima. Hitler never used any form of nuclear weaponry.

 

[exball]

Hitler was well groomed.

 

[LM 697]

Hitler wasn't...:
Fat
Gay
Autistic
Shits self
Smelly
Genital warts
Autistic
Ugliest ween
Pedophile
Attracted to dogs
Fat
Lame

 

[The Knife]

Hitler knew how to cleanse and sterilize.

 

[spaps]

Hitler wasn't the cause of Lime Disease.

 

[Descent]

Hitler didn't eat at Mcdonald's.

 

[Ariel]

Hitler wasn't a brony.

 

[spaps]

Hitler took a bullet for me.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Hitler was a good artist

 

[BT 075]

@Hitler has 647 likes
@paintingatree has 92 likes

The people have spoken. Hitler also had a better bod, better facial aesthetics and a lower fat percentage. And he didn't brag about it either, he mostly just wore his uniform only taking it off for candid shots on very rare occasions. He's a class act. What member could have pics like this and not whore out on the Pics Thread? Very definition of class.

 

[Ariel]

@Hitler has 647 likes
@paintingatree has 92 likes

The people have spoken. Hitler also had a better bod, better facial aesthetics and a lower fat percentage. And he didn't brag about it either, he mostly just wore his uniform only taking it off for candid shots on very rare occasions. He's a class act.

I never knew that Hitler was a bodybuilder who rode a motorbike topless!!

Hitler had swag.

More evidence in case anybody was his doubting swag status.

 

[The Dude]

Hitler never smelled like feces, rotten watermelon and old people stank.