Washington DC Crackdown - Trump decides to make America's capital great again.

[mindlessobserver]

It is now Monday, August 11th and Federal Agents are fanning out across Washington DC

https://www.npr.org/2025/08/11/nx-s1-5497749/dc-trump-crackdown-crime

This has come on the heels of the assault of former DOGE employee known online as "Big Balls".

The incident served as a rallying cry for Republicans who have long derided how left wing politics and the Democratic Party have turned American Cities into urban hells of crime and despair. Washington DC in particular has been a bone of contention given that is the Federal capital and ostensibly the nations "show case" to the world. Trump, being the chief executive of the US Federal Government has a unique authority under the US Constitutional system.

Washington DC is essentially his fief that serves at his pleasure as the seat of the US Federal Government. The only major American City that does so. Since the 1970's the city has been administered by a mayor and local city council, all of these officials serve at the pleasure of the President constitutionally. Which they now apparently no longer do.

Trump has ordered all homeless persons to leave the Federal Capital,

The National Guard has been activated.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-military-preparing-national-guard-activation-washington-dc-officials-say-2025-08-11/

 

[Neil]

Police States are heckin based when le god emperor Trump does it! XP

The Republican Party is supposedly the "Party of Small Government"!

Remember when the right wing fearmongered about Jade Helm being a rehearsal for complete martial law under Obama?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

My balls are so big fed bois make them bust

 

[Quindoll]

https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/trump-demands-charges-after-loyalist-edward-coristine-aka-big-balls-is-brutally-attacked-by-juveniles-in-dc-car-theft-attempt-665970.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/7jcDr

Officers apprehended two 15-year-olds as they attempted to flee the scene

Trump demands adult charges for juvenile offenders...

Noooooooo! They are 15, they cannot consent. Their brains are underdeveloped. But of course he sees 15 year olds as adults

 

[Neil]

https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/trump-demands-charges-after-loyalist-edward-coristine-aka-big-balls-is-brutally-attacked-by-juveniles-in-dc-car-theft-attempt-665970.html

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/7jcDr

Of course he sees 15 year olds as adults

Possible Epstein jokes aside, Trump got the Central Park 5 (a bunch of 14-15 year old kids) locked up for 10-13 years back in 1990 over a crime they never committed, of course he still buys into the Teen Super-Predator bullshit. I'm surprised he didn't lock up more kids during his first term.

 

[babyDunk]

Police States are heckin based when le god emperor Trump does it! XP
Remember, the Republican Party is supposedly the "Party of Small Government"!

These fucking chuds don't know that they need to have social workers deal with crime, its been working but these guys are just racist.

Trump got the Central Park 5 (a bunch of 14-15 year old kids) locked up for 10-13 years back in 1990 over a crime they never committed

Exactly! Everyone knew they were innocent and their confessions were fake! Trump just wanted them locked up cause he's dumb.

 

[Abowaffen]

Punished Big Balls is out for revenge.

 

[The Big A]

Can we have this in every other major city? I hate that everywhere is a no-go zone after 9 PM nowadays.

 

[Neil]

its been working but these guys are just racist.

Really? What cities do you know that have replaced police with social workers? Certainly not D.C., a city where the police is independently controlled by the Mayor and local government.

Trump just wanted them locked up cause he's dumb.

Yes, I'm glad you agree.

 

[Five Gays]

Possible Epstein jokes aside, Trump got the Central Park 5 (a bunch of 14-15 year old kids) locked up for 10-13 years back in 1990 over a crime they never committed, of course he still buys into the Teen Super-Predator bullshit. I'm surprised he didn't lock up more kids during his first term.

I don't have any sympathy for teenage nogs who were jumping people at a park at night, who found an unconcious white woman, fondeled her breasts and go to prison for a decade. If you break into a house to rob with baseball bats and you find a beaten dead body, why should I feel sorry if you go to prison for a decade. It's a technicality not an injustice.

 

[Male Idiot]

Lunchtimes rowdies and hobos on their way to go to California.

Super nice place for the homeless.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

So about the great hobo exodus of 2025….

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Can we have this in every other major city? I hate that everywhere is a no-go zone after 9 PM nowadays.

It would be nice if our girls could walk anywhere in Richmond unmolested. Seriously all college students have been given whistles (fucking lol) because the homeless won’t leave them alone. Sick of it.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Police States are heckin based when le god emperor Trump does it! XP

The Republican Party is supposedly the "Party of Small Government"!

Remember when the right wing fearmongered about Jade Helm being a rehearsal for complete martial law under Obama?

When your own government officials are regularly being carjacked blocks away from the government buildings your government isn't big enough. Democrats are really gonna shit bricks over the idea of just one city in America that isn't a rape and murder free for all, huh? If this works it will be fantastic for DC. Businesses will want to go there because employees can have the benefits of urban living without the streets being the hunger games. Property values will rise even higher. Tax receipts will go up. Education will improve as kids and their parents are spared victimization from the criminals. Other cities will be pressured to match DC and control violent crime and lots of people will avoid being robbed, beaten, molested, and murdered.

Really, what kind of psychopath doesn't want to stop rampant violent crime when the law enforcement capacity to do it exists?

 

[Meat Target]

Police States are heckin based when le god emperor Trump does it! XP

The Republican Party is supposedly the "Party of Small Government"!

Remember when the right wing fearmongered about Jade Helm being a rehearsal for complete martial law under Obama?

The high-trust society that libertarianism requires is no longer an option.

If I cannot be rid of big gubbmint, then the next best thing is to have it work in my favor.

"First they came for the illegals, and I said nothing because I'm not an illegal."
"Then they came for the lunchtime rowdies, and I said nothing, because I'm not a lunchtime rowdy".
"Then they came for the homeless drug addicts, and I said nothing, because I'm not a homeless drug addict."

"And then they stopped coming, because there were no undesirables left to bother me."

 

[Suburban Bastard]

This does seem a bit excessive, but I’m pretty Total Homeless Death after being yelled at by a crack head in Boston.

Full Support!

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

PC live now.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

We need more liberation days in other cities. Can you imagine the spergout in Portland or Seattle. The protest they're holding right now is insane.

 

[Mister Fister]

Really? What cities do you know that have replaced police with social workers? Certainly not D.C., a city where the police is independently controlled by the Mayor and local government.

Yes, I'm glad you agree.

I hope you get scorpioned by the third worlders you champion.

 

[mindlessobserver]

PC live now.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZtVMoko3mSI

Its official. Washington municipal police are federalized and the city council/mayor have been stripped of power.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/11/trump-dc-police-federal-control-00502708