Was the Trojan War real?

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George Lucas

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Personally, I believe that the Trojan War was real and largely happened in the way Homer laid out in the Iliad. I also believe that the Odyssey and Aeneid were roughly based off of true events, and most Europeans are descendants of Aeneas.
 
And there is no historical proof the Odyssey happened though.
Oh yeah? How do you explain this cyclops skull?
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Yes, your pathetic "trojan war" was an ancestral memory passed down to you from your cavebeast ancestors about their invasion of the Neo-Illyrian stronghold of Ilion during the final phase of the great Hyperwar, as Hwan proto-ninjas and Finnic ursine cavalry set aside their differences and fought a desperate last stand for the survival of the Hyperborean race.

I expect my reparations in the mail by tonight, cavecuck.
 
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