Was Pinocchio a Nigger?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Well, was he?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Nah but he threw niggers out of his helicopter

 

[eatler]

I thought he was a Jew because…. the you know… eh nevermind

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

He's Italian, so maybe unless he was Sicilian which is a definitely.

 

[Tablet County]

Is this another "Italians are actually black" thread

 

[Gargamel]

Correct, Pinocchio was a white wop nigger.

 

[Piccolo]

Nigger.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Is this another "Italians are actually black" thread

 

[Coelacanth]

First off Pinocchio is implied to be made from pine wood thanks to "pino" being the Italian noun for pine. The area where Geppetto and his neighbour stumbled across the piece of wood that would become Pinocchio was in Tuscany which is in the north where the stone pine tree naturally grows. While the stone pine does grow naturally in extremely small clumps in the south, Greece, Spain and small areas of the Middle East the likelihood of Pinocchio being a nigger is very very slim to nonexistent.

 

[eatler]

If Jesus Christ was a nigger then so is Pinocchio