Was Ethan a good boy this year? - Christmas predictions, hopes, and dreams

[JewBacca]

Liquor from Dick, cocaine from Warski and qualudes from Keemstar

Like Warski would share, I have to press X hard on that one.

 

[sh1tposter]

Christmas came early for Ralph...he got coal on his thumb

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

He's going to get a lump of coal and, noticing that he's out of meth, will grind it up and smoke/snort it out of desperation.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Dude Snakes]

In response to OP.... lol no.

 

[Love Machine]

He was, and his present is his wonderful son.

 

[Cow Poly]

Ralph has been a very good boi this year and emitted a significant amount of milk. I would dump all my dlive lemons from all my alts if they weren't all banned. It's probably like 25 cents. As for any real, tangible donations or gifts...im sorry piggy but I don't enable addicts...we all know what you would spend it on.
This time of year it's important to love the cow enough to say, "you'll get nothing and like it. Clean up your act fatso."

 

[tantric_depressive]

The stocking full of coal will cause our naughty Gunted elf disappointment of a magnitude never before felt by anyone else, for at first the coal would be mistooken for perfect snack-sized nuggets of fresh Pantsu poopoo by our poor lil Ethan Ralph

 

[Maude Snew]

Good for nothing like every year maybe.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Is he going to stream to 300 lonely "a-lawgs," 30 paypigs, and a couple archival channels today and tomorrow? I imagine so.

 

[RichardRApe]

Is he going to stream to 300 lonely "a-lawgs," 30 paypigs, and a couple archival channels today and tomorrow? I imagine so.

He said yesterday he's going to have a "trad" Christmas and not stream. Trad with his dying mother, retarded brother and pedophile trooned out monster headed gf that's said publicly he's physically repulsive.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Hell to the no. He went to jail, so he gets coal that weighs as he is.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

If
-Continuing the binge of maker's mark and xannoxberries
-Knocking up an 18 year old to prove the aylawgs wrong
-Sent a sex tape of said 18 year old to her ex live on stream
-Choking said pregnant 18, now 19 year old
-Trying to guilt said 19 year old into a threesome that she doesn't want
-Starting a relationship with a pedo troon
-Burnt every bridge that could be burnt
-Blackmailed the guy who hosted the show on youtube
-Lost the majority of the show's audience

all became prime qualifications for Santa's nice list, then yes, Guntlestiltskin was a good boy this year

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

All he's getting for christmas is gout.

And diahbeetus

 

[RichardRApe]

Christmas came early for Ralph...he got coal on his thumb

Username + post + Ethan Ralph = winner

 

[JewBacca]

Does anyone know if he has any of his original audience left, from his youtube days? I don't watch his shows anymore, but I have loaded up his chat while he was streaming, and I didn't recognize a single username. Granted there seems to only be 20 souls brave enough to risk being banned, just to chat.

He literally has turned into The Morning Kumite, but somehow more boring. Astonishing.

 

[HotdogWater]

Does anyone know if he has any of his original audience left, from his youtube days? I don't watch his shows anymore, but I have loaded up his chat while he was streaming, and I didn't recognize a single username. Granted there seems to only be 20 souls brave enough to risk being banned, just to chat.

He literally has turned into The Morning Kumite, but somehow more boring. Astonishing.

He became the very Kumite he swore to destroy

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Ethan was a very good boy this year. He provided us autists with hundreds of hours of free entertainment and laughs. All of which came at his own sacrifice and expense.

 

[AltisticRight]

Merry Christmas everyone, and Ralph!
Never stop drinking, never stop fucking up.
The harvest shall continue in 2021.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Yes. He helped OP realize he is a closeted homosexual. Hopefully fake Corona will kill them both in 2021.

 

[greadered]

Last night I was visited by an apparition
the gunt of Christmas present
he was not pleased