Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[KerryDixon9]

I'm not sure Brianna's support of Hillary wasn't totally down to the fact she has a vadge. She's certainly on board with most progressive causes so I don't think she's particularly lying when it comes down to agreeing with Warren on most of the issues.

My guess is that Brianna is wisely keeping her distance from Warren so that she doesn't let him know what a fuckup she is. Warren's praise of her was utterly ridiculous, talking about how cool she is and the fact she wears bicycle boots. So I think Frank acts as Warren's main point of contact and Brianna just plays pretend Congresswoman for short periods of time in front of Warren.

I've little doubt both Frank and Brianna wish they could have a decent volunteer rather than this spastic, but when you're barely bothering to run your scampaign a spastic like Warren is the best you can hope for. I don't think Brianna wants to fire him, she backed him over cousingate and it was probably the closest she's ever been to having Stephen acknowledge her.

 

[ZKWNordman]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Let's get em lads

 

[An Ghost]

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It would be great if they announced these a week before instead of an hour. But I guess that’s what happens when somebody wakes up at 1pm.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Ah, inflicting unprovoked violence against my ideological enemies is such a delight!

Back to that same fucking dress

Spoiler: strong and beautiful gay man

 

[ZKWNordman]

Ah, inflicting unprovoked violence against my ideological enemies is such a delight!

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Back to that same fucking dress

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Spoiler: strong and beautiful gay man

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Is that one of those rough bristly hairbrushes? Covered in her hair?

1) Clean your brush and put it away you disgusting freak.
2) Maybe don’t get your hairbrush advice from the vet.
2a) Use the dog brush on the dogs, asshole

 

[captn_kettle]

Ah, inflicting unprovoked violence against my ideological enemies is such a delight!

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Back to that same fucking dress

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Spoiler: strong and beautiful gay man

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That dress will haunt my dreams for years to come. There's only so much leg a spastic troon should show before you know a punched trifle is only a few inches away.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Ah, inflicting unprovoked violence against my ideological enemies is such a delight!

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Spoiler: strong and beautiful gay man

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Jesus, it's like someone stuffed two giant maggots, two chicken wings and the head of the crypt keeper puppet into a black potato sack.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Back to that same fucking dress

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Spoiler: strong and beautiful gay man

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I'm going to ignore all that Islamic Content and just say: looks like John is still drinking Soylent.

 

[JSGOTI]

Ah, inflicting unprovoked violence against my ideological enemies is such a delight!

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That poor, poor male pattern baldness is horrifyingly evident in that picture.

I'm going to ignore all that Islamic Content and just say: looks like John is still drinking Soylent.

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Yep! It's a daily drink for Wu still. Breakfast and Lunch most of the time, from what a recent tweet was saying. As well as everything else she eats.

 

[KerryDixon9]

On the plus side Warren, you took a picture of Brianna at a meeting and you included someone else in the pic. That is massive improvement for the campaign.

But the negatives. The woman with Brianna looks bored shitless and looks to be surfing the net rather than listening to Brianna. That's not really something you want to advertise.

Brianna's in a meeting with potential voters. Tell her not to build a wall of her crap in front of her.

Leaning back while wearing a short dress. Sharon Stone in her prime could do that. There should be laws in place so that Brianna Wu never does this again. We are looking at the pic at a side angle but it's still horrifying to think of the people facing Brianna.

 

[Norvic]

Back to that same fucking dress

You've got to hand it to Warren. He sees Wu almost every day wearing the same clothes and never says anything. That must take some serious forbearance.

 

[mrae]

Same terrible dress and wearing no leggings or tights underneath despite it being in the 30s in Boston today. Is that some sort of conscious choice or is she too lazy to go and buy a pair?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

You've got to hand it to Warren. He sees Wu almost every day wearing the same clothes and never says anything. That must take some serious forbearance.

He's not too bright and seems to think John is some kind of hero. Maybe he thinks Wu has a closet like this only it's full of identical black dresses.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

At least John has the old lady waddle/saggy double chin thing coming in. All those hormones finally paid off!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Just a thousand or so more to go.

 

[Florence]

Just a thousand or so more to go.

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This man is 43 years old.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Warren, no! We need 2FA process that's tied to each person's Social Security Number that's done in 256-bit encryption in order to prevent the Russians from meddling with our elections!

 

[OldDayz]

Warren, no! We need 2FA process that's tied to each person's Social Security Number that's done in 256-bit encryption in order to prevent the Russians from meddling with our elections!

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Don't forget to salt and hash that shit too!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

How about no one because this is pointless and no one gives a damn.