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My issue with the Decree is simply the logistics. Do they have allies who have some vague idea of of a super important mission they'll be called to one day, and when it happens they rock up to Terra with a Crusades worth of Chapters and auxilia? Do they just say "fuck it" and throw literally everything they've got all at once and hope they cause enough pure chaos and confusion that they can blitzkrieg the Palace solo? Idk man.
I'm finding the GK kinda dumb the more I dig into them. That's probably not helping.
Well remember, it's not necessarily just blitzkrieg the palace. If the emperor ascends to being a god, that means going into the warp, yanking him out of it, and then putting him back on the throne. All while fighting the custodes, sisters of silence, titans, any space marine chapters there, probably half of the inquisition, etc.

"Put grandpa back on his chair" is incredibly fucking retarded from every angle. There's a lot of shit within 40k that's hugely stupid, but this takes the cake.
 
so now your dudes gain xp(which leads to the whole uber-team problem that forces you to keep using the same dudes again and again and again).
Does the game not have low level missions for your underleveled characters to grow? Is it like Pokemon where you bring your best and have the weaker 'Mons in the party just so they get XP? Also lol they have XP now instead of just using Blackstone?
In the first game, I loved raising the alarm level to get more enemies, so I could gain more blackstone, here all I need to do is finish the objective and nothing more. There is no reason to actually fight the enemies!
Don't you get more "XP" from enemies (or at all)? So more enemies means more XP, right? Would be retarded otherwise since 99.9999999% of fucking games that have XP and enemies do this.
They turned one of the characters into a faggot. I'm not even joking. They took one of the magos from the first game and made him into a they-them.
On one hand, they're AdMech so transhumanism is their thing. On the other, it's highly unlikely they made them a "them" in good faith. And fuck it, they're still male and female in most other cases either way.
Also, lol a they/them in a faction that primarily speaks binary.
The game runs like ass. My pc can run Elden Ring without a single stutter, but this game only runs at 15~30 fps.
Vibe coding and its consequences...no matter how a game looks or how complex it is, it all depends on how well coded it is and if the person coding it is an Indian. Shitty coders are spiritually (and technologically) Indian.
The new soundtrack is kind of garbage. It is nowhere near as good as the original, but some of the tracks are good. The main track: Children of the Omnissiah II is horrendous. Also, they force you to buy a 3 dollars DLC to get the first game's soundtrack in the second game(which is greedy as fk). To make it worse, they fucked up the audio of the DLC, so it sounds nowhere near as good.
Not to mention, I hear they couldn't even port the first game's soundtrack correctly. Opening the playlist on YouTube is better than in-game from what you're telling me. And the second CotO sounds like someone is trying to sound like the first rather than the original composer making a second one.
There are lots of fucking game-breaking glitches. For example, some skills have explanations, others do not. So, at times, you'll be forced to buy a skill and use it to learn what it does.
Muh Early Acc-holy shit it's not even Early Access, guess they can't use that excuse nor can EA excusers.
They completely removed customization. You cannot create your own tech-priests, but are instead forced to play with a few special Tech-Priests, who each have their own skills to unlock.
I don't get this. This is pulling a [I forget which FPS did this] where you very clearly can make both past and new customization available for players but just couldn't be assed to do it. Or you purposefully didn't either out of spite, lack of assets (not the first time a company lost assets to their game), or some awful artistic vision.
The Necron campaign is undercooked and ass. It honestly feels like they had no idea what they were doing.
If it were up to me, I would have scrapped either the Mechanicus part and make a dedicated Necron game, or delay the Necron part until you fully complete it and release it as a free update down the line. Allows you to polish what's there and polish what will be.
Russian region is blocked fucking hours before launch.
They blocked the original game from Russian regions too, I bet you it was political. Nothing these days is not politically motivated.
 
They blocked the original game from Russian regions too, I bet you it was political. Nothing these days is not
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No, they do not. And what's even more funnier, there's a bundle of first one and second one where base game and dlcs. I can buy dlc for mechanicus 2 but not the game itself
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I don't know which effeminate lispy faggot decided to do that, but it just means that this game will be pirated in Russia and Belarus. Warhammer 40k is very popular here
 
As long as they add a bolt gun for that warbond in the upcoming Helldivers collab it will make my goyim brain happy. I do hope it involves the Tempestus Scions, since I think they're underrepresented and are most like the divers.
 
Who, Rho? One of my favorite parts of the first was how inhuman the senior magi were that you couldn’t even tell that Scaevola used to be a woman.
Wasn't that crone also a Void Dragon fanatic? Funny that the most radical was also brainwashed by an evil robot.

"Put grandpa back on his chair" is incredibly fucking retarded from every angle. There's a lot of shit within 40k that's hugely stupid, but this takes the cake.
Thanks to the Spiritual Liege, the Grey Knights became a joke that has gone for too long.

They blocked the original game from Russian regions too, I bet you it was political. Nothing these days is not politically motivated.
Surely blocking games at the last second will help with the ongoing war effort, totes!
At least NPCs aren't all ranting about how "they cannot detain everyone!" because surprise, they can.
 
Been reading the WHFB 4th ed content, since I got it, and most of Wrath and Glory and Imperium Maledictum on Humble Bundle.

Art style feels generic in the rulebook, lacking the classic Warhammer vibe.

But, you can play as a beggar and homelessmaxxing, so it cancels any problem with the art.
 
Well remember, it's not necessarily just blitzkrieg the palace. If the emperor ascends to being a god, that means going into the warp, yanking him out of it, and then putting him back on the throne. All while fighting the custodes, sisters of silence, titans, any space marine chapters there, probably half of the inquisition, etc.

"Put grandpa back on his chair" is incredibly fucking retarded from every angle. There's a lot of shit within 40k that's hugely stupid, but this takes the cake.
I’m pretty sure they went with this because they absolutely forgot SoS exist. Again. Which is a constant reoccurring instance they wrote about it in Watchers of the Throne.
 
I’m pretty sure they went with this because they absolutely forgot SoS exist. Again. Which is a constant reoccurring instance they wrote about it in Watchers of the Throne.
Didn't they have Khârn kill Krole without even realizing he did it. Maybe it's best they forget about the Sisters.
 
Didn't they have Khârn kill Krole without even realizing he did it. Maybe it's best they forget about the Sisters.
Yup. Kharn was moving and all she got as a death was confusion from Kharn as to why his kill count ticked up one for no reason. I get the grimdark aspect but I always found SoS characters to be entertaining when written. And part of the reason I hate Femstodes so much.
 
A thought I had, if the writers justify having female guard units by baseline females being genetically adapted to be as strong as men over the millennias leading to 40k, would that be considered woke or based?
I'd call that gay. Why do you need justification beyond "it is the most bloody regime imaginable"? It's all hands on deck. If you can hold a rifle and shoot accurately, welcome aboard. Here's your boots and your pamphlet, try not to die. And if you do make sure you keep the equipment safe so the guy behind you can use it.
 
A thought I had, if the writers justify having female guard units by baseline females being genetically adapted to be as strong as men over the millennias leading to 40k, would that be considered woke or based?
No one really cares about the occasional female model in any army except Space Marines, they could redo Catachan with a female body or two but they won't because thats too sexualized. So they just stuff them in leadership roles to fulfill their DEI numbers because they are in England and everyone does their best to ignore it.
 
A thought I had, if the writers justify having female guard units by baseline females being genetically adapted to be as strong as men over the millennias leading to 40k, would that be considered woke or based?
sexual dimorphism ends up mattering little in the grand scheme of things of 40k (outside of SMs) because the baseline human is an afterthought and there are alot of little changes you can use to handwave any differences if you needed to at all. From light gene editing to prosthetics, to warp fuckery etc. I dont think they need an explanation for why they need human average joes to have the occasional woman serve, The Tau and the Eldar have liked or even fan favorite female commanders and no tourist gives a shit because Xenos
 
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sexual dimorphism ends up mattering little in the grand scheme of things of 40k (outside of SMs) because the baseline human is an afterthought and there are alot of little changes you can use to handwave any differences if you needed to at all. From light gene editing to prosthetics, to warp fuckery etc. I dont think they need an explanation for why they need human average joes to have the occasional woman serve, The Tau and the Eldar have liked or even fan favorite female commanders and no tourist gives a shit because Xenos
I agree, I have some of the new Cadians and the female heads are actually pretty good and fit in nicely.

It's funny that most of the new named Guard characters have been a female though. I actually can't think of a male apart from the new Lord Solar guy. There's that female comissar with the edgelord name, the upcoming new named female comissar, Ursula Creed, Minka Lesk. It's definitely noticeable but I don't really care. BL writers love writing women I guess? Or more likely nu-GW is trying to balance out the decades of male-centric releases.
 
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Does anyone have a recommended buying guide for someone interested in getting into Guard as an army? The Combat Patrol is apparently not the best place to start so I'm told
If you're fine with not using GW models, I recommend checking out Wargames Atlantic's Death Fields Arena line for your infantry.
 
If you're fine with not using GW models, I recommend checking out Wargames Atlantic's Death Fields Arena line for your infantry.
This. Look for them second hand on Ebay, you can usually get a virgin box for about 30-40 bones. 20-24 troops for that price in 2026 is practically a steal.

Also, proxy figs on Etsy are out there, but you'll have to shop around.
 
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