Laura rolled out her yoga mat in her living room in front of the Television. It was that time of the week again, and she would never miss the chance to stay in shape. Besides that, it would help her continue to recover from the month before, when she was in the hospital. She stopped, getting lost in her reflections. The smell of that place burned in her nostrils even now. Unfortunately, it was a recognizable scent. She'd been there so many times now, it was a wonder why she hasn't given up yet. She shook her head clear, putting on a tougher face as she bent down to straighten out her mat.
The Demon in the master bedroom upstairs paced the sandy floor, seemingly bored. His host was sound asleep in his own mind and he was left to the outside world alone. He sighed, taking a seat on the bed, but jolted as he'd heard a loud rip. The Devil swiveled his head to each side, thinking he'd just torn the blanket somehow, but as he stood on his feet, his pants stayed comfortably in it's position on the bed as he slipped right out of them. "WELL, SHIT..." Lucius looked to the lonely cloth on his side of the mattress before picking up the shreds to examine them. He concluded them unusable and sighed, tossing them into the corner. "YOU NEED TO GET LARGER PANTS IF I'M TO BE CLOTHED IN THE OPEN JUST AS YOU WISH..." The Demon mumbled to his slumbering host. He peered about the room, not knowing where to find another pair on the ground or even knowing where the closet was to fetch one. He scoffed softly, "FOR A MASTER BEDROOM, THE LAYOUT IS COMPLETE RUBBISH... BUT I MUST REMIND MYSELF THAT YOU PREFER THE NONSENSICAL, DON'T I?" The sound of Laura giggling downstairs perked his head up from the scene of a pants autopsy, and he smiled to himself. He could go and ask her. She was home after all.
Lucius creaked his way down the steps, scratching the back of his head awkwardly. He peered down at his naked self, wondering if it would shock her to the point of fear or arousal. Honestly, it was difficult to tell, given he looked like her husband. But then again, he had frightened her in this form before. He caught sight of the wedding band on his own finger as it glistened in the approaching living room glow. Lucius hummed, bringing it closer to his face, removing it for just a moment. He lightly chuckled, seeing an inscription on the inner part which read 'Your Doof.' "I HOPE HERS SAYS SOMETHING FITTING..." He shook his head, as he'd replaced the ring and stepped into view of the bottom floor.
The sight the Demon was met with, was Laura, doing stretches in front of a screen that she was apparently copying. His eyes involuntarily widened as he'd looked her over. That outfit was something he hadn't seen before. So tight around her, he thought. Lucius folded his arms and leaned against the wall, clearly enjoying what he was seeing. The pants could wait.
He'd watched as she'd bent over to stretch her back by grasping her ankles, and he smirked like a pervert as he put his weight into the wall. Laura jumped as she heard the crackling of wood behind her, but disregarded it. "Geez, the house needs to stop settling like that. Gives me the creeps..." She laughed to herself. If only she knew about the 'creep' smiling behind her at that moment.
Lucius purred deeply in the short distance between them, the sound escaping through his nose as it intensified when she got on her hands and knees in another pose. His cold eyes trailed over her before landing on her backside. The Demon just couldn't keep his eyes away. "THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU..." He spoke in his own mind, as he peered at the video she was watching. He couldn't help but to note how different her posture was in comparison. She wasn't doing it correctly. The sound of slight disappointment replaced his purrs for a moment, until he hatched an idea whilst glaring in her direction. He smirked, sneaking towards her slowly.
The video played on, having the ones within stay in their positions to raise and lower their back repeatedly. Laura inhaled deeply into the stretch. However, a familiar musk entered her lungs at the same time. She halted herself, sniffing the water around her, and turning slightly after catching the sand sifting by her stubs. She pondered on that smell as she stared back at the screen. It was oddly satisfying. Like a forest grove and a clean river. But, where did she know it from? Suddenly, a pair of large, warm hands could be felt around her waist. Laura flinched at the contact, but quickly became calm again. Only knowing of one person with hands like that. "Oh, Hello, Robert." She giggled cutely, reaching towards one of the hands to stroke. However, she took her hand back after her fingers came into contact with a sharp claw. She gasped as his hot breath neared her face. "HMM HELLO, PRECIOUS..." Lucius gave a dark huff after he whispered into her ear, causing her to tremble. The woman stared wide eyed at the ground, awkwardly. "Um.. Hi... Savage... Sorry, I thought--" "YOU WERE EXPECTING SOMEONE ELSE?" Laura shook her head at his question, peeking a timid brown eye at his close features. "Not really expecting but... thought you were Robert was all... So, um... Can I help you?" Her inquiry produced a sort of giddy reaction out of him, and he adjusted his position on her. "ACTUALLY, I THINK I CAN HELP YOU, MY DEAR. HMM... YOUR POSTURE IS PERFECT!" He smirked, running one of his claws gently down her back. "JUST EXQUISITE..." His voice though in a whisper, reverberated through her skin.
Laura turned her head back to the Television, feeling a kind of embarrassment even though she was aware it was only the two of them in the house. Her children would be needing to come home in about an hour, but she needed to get her exercise completed before then and she knew it well. Her oldest was a bit of a brat and having time to herself would be impossible as long as she would have to listen to his ungrateful demands. However, with this copy of her husband mounted to her like this, she might not be able to finish. Just what was he talking about anyway? She decided to get to the bottom of it after all, staring behind her once more.
"What do you mean you're here to help? I don't think there's anything you can do--" She stopped, peeking further on his person before blushing intensely. Her gaze locked with his immediately after, now knowing why she felt such embarrassment before. "Wait, WHY are you NAKED?!" She huffed, attempting to squirm away from him, which only prevailed in making him chuckle amusingly. "I'M CELEBRATING 'HUMP DAY', DARLING. YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT TRADITION, YES?" Lucius fibbed, not bothering to tell her about the pants situation anymore. Not when he was pressing his square hips against her, loving the fact that he fit perfectly in that spot. She huffed, blush covering her face in red. "That's NOT a holiday..." The woman corrected, "What it is, is annoying..." "MMM... SASS... I LIKE IT... YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU'RE EMBARRASSED. BUT, YOU BROUGHT IT UPON YOURSELF YOU KNOW..." Laura scoffed, twisting her body as far as she could to better view his stupid perverted face. "If you're trying to tell me that my OUTFIT made you do this to me, you're--" "OH, TRUST ME MY DEAR, IT'S NOT THE OUTFIT, ALTHOUGH, IT DID AID IN YOUR BODY'S 'SHOW AND TELL', WHICH, BY THE WAY, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT." The Devil laughed, licking his lips before continuing, "IT'S BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO BE MORE SOCIAL WITH YOU LAST NIGHT... REMEMBER?" He reminded, giving a short insistant pulse into her with his hips.
"SO... WHERE WERE WE? HMM... AH YES... YOU ASKED HOW I COULD HELP, AND SO I WILL INFORM YOU... LAURA, YOU SCRUMPTIOUS... BEWITCHING WOMAN... ARE DOING YOUR OWN EXERCISE WRONG. AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE IN NEED OF MY PRIVATE LESSON SERVICES. YOUR WELCOME." He proudly announced, glancing down her petite frame. Unconvinced, the woman shot an irritated look at him. "...Really...?" She raised her brow, and he nodded as playfully as a hot-blooded Devil was able. "INDEED, SO SHALL I BEGIN? WHERE TO START, SO MANY OPTIONS..." His dark voice trailed a little, as he grinned lustfully. Dark skinned hands snaked over her wide hips before grazing over her firm buttocks. "HERE WE GO..." Lucius lowered his voice, practically drooling.
Laura fell to her back, now that her waist was no longer entrapped in his grasp. She took a few moments to stare into his face that continued to hover over her with a smile still plastered to it. He twitched, as he saw a smirk contort in her lips, and noticed her eyelids lowering into a sultry glare. It's been a while since a woman he had a fondness for looked at him like that. She was truly similar to Laurel in that regard. Her body's proportions, the feel of her, those eyes. All were the same. His broken heart felt as if it were mending right there. "Hey..." She spoke, making him perk his head up to listen. "I have an idea... How about I... give YOU some... Private lessons?" Her leg unhurriedly lifted to her chest seductively. He blushed, turning his invisible pupils to her motions. Watching her lip sink between her teeth, and hands lightly grip the carpet. "OH YEAH?" He eagerly asked, tail swaying excitedly behind him. "Yeah..." Laura grinned.
THWACK!
Lucius's face turned dark red as he yelped unexpectedly. "GAHH-- MY BOLLOCKS--!!" He cupped himself, head falling straight for the floor, his horns sticking into the sand slightly as he writhed a few feet away from Laura, who brushed herself off and grabbed her keys off the hook by the front door hatch. "That's what you get for being so gross. Now, I'm going to the gym. So why don't you think about what you've done, then tell me when you figure out how to find a better way to be social." She rolled her eyes and left the house with an aggressive slam to the door. Lucius snickered lowly, creeping his face back up to glare at where she previously was. "THINK GOING TO THE GYM WILL SAVE YOU...? SORRY TO DISAPPOINT... YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT..." His voice became playful, tail wagging once again.
The pink sponge entered 'Sandy and Larry's Gym and Dojo', wiping her stubs on the welcome mat before heading to the reception desk, where the titular lobster sat in wait. Larry glanced up at Laura before gasping and standing from his chair to properly greet her. "Hey, Laura! It's been some time since i've seen one of the squarepants ladies over here! Where's Spongebob? At work?" He asked her in a friendly manner, checking her membership card that she'd placed on his desk. "No, he's at home, sleeping... I think..." She shrugged, taking her card back as Larry tilted his head. "Sleeping? On leg day? Haven't I told him of the importance of such exercises? If he doesn't want those chicken legs anymore he's really gotta work them out!" The man expressed concern for his health, not intending to be rude, but speaking his truth for his sake. Laura nodded, "I get you, Larry. But cut him some slack, he pulled a full 18 hour shift the day before." "Oh... Game day really put him through the ringer, huh?" He scratched his chin, turning to look at the corkboard full of members names on the back wall. "In that case, it looks like I'm free to be your instructor today." He smiled, but she shook her head. "It won't be necessary, but thanks anyway, Larry. I only need a few minutes before I get the kids." The lobster nodded in understanding, waving to Laura as she took a few steps before stopping and looking to the front doors in curiousity at hearing them chime as someone entered.
Laura's face lit up in pink and red as she covered her mouth, but not before a small squeak escaped her throat at the sight that stood in the public gym filled with people. Larry turned to the door but dropped his jaw, shocked instantly by the hulking naked man before them. "Who--WHAT the heck is that?!" He asked in a troubled voice, unintentionally glancing at the appendage that stood out below the belt before shielding his eye stalks. "WHAT? SURPRISED TO SEE ONE THIS BIG? THEN TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER." Lucius chuckled, gaining his way towards Laura, who instantly stepped back from him. "Are you insane?!" She hissed, "You're in a public gym with your--THING hanging out!!" "OH REALLY? I DIDN'T NOTICE. THANKS FOR YOUR INSIGHT, SO TRULY APPRECIATED." He clapped sarcastically, as her face continued to only grow more red.
Larry looked at how Laura's face became a more dusturbed look, and felt he had to say something. There was no way this was actually happening in his gym. What if Sandy, his fiance, saw another man naked as she would arrive for work soon? Not cool, he thought. The lobster cleared his throat, dropping his claws to look into this man's demonic face directly. "E-Excuse me sir. This is a public area, and nudity is not tolerated in this safe haven. You're um... welcome to go to the locker room for that, but out here, you must at least be wearing pants..." The demon slid his eyes in the direction of the disturbed crustacean, his irises and pupils forming to glare at him intimidatingly. "TELL ME WHAT TO DO AGAIN, FILTHY BOTTOM FEEDER, AND I WILL SMOTHER YOU IN BUTTER AND GARLIC AND DEVOUR YOU IN YOUR ENTIRETY." Larry gulped, pulling at his shell a little. Laura pushed the Devil's shoulder, having him look back at her. "Don't threaten him, he's my friend! What are you even doing here?!" Lucius expressed a handsome smile, running his finger on the side of her face. "I CAME TO MAKE SURE MY GORGEOUS WIFE KNOWS HOW TO WORK OUT PROPERLY OF COURSE." Hearing what he said, Larry shook his head in disbelief, staring back at the two sponges. "Wait... Spongebob...?" He squinted at the demon, finally able to recognize features that belonged to the genuine article. Lucius lowered his eyes, becoming annoyed at his assumptions as he again glared at Larry. "Isn't it too early for Halloween, bro? And seriously, where are your pants?" He questioned, looking at Laura before noticing something more awkward about his front tail. "I didn't think you were the kind of guy to try and get freaky in front of people, man. Put it away.. Ugh... I get you have to be really proud of that, but not here please, Dude..." "SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JEALOUS... BUT WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, DON'T EVER ADDRESS ME AS THAT STUPID NAME AGAIN, OTHERWISE I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR GILLS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT SO FAR YOU'LL BE BREATHING FROM YOUR RECTUM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!" He warned, and Larry jumped, clearly frightened. Pleased with his own words, Lucius swiveled back to Laura, who was missing. "...WHERE DID SHE GO?"
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