Virgin Kiwi vs. Chad Kiwi

[Strange Looking Dog]

no man fucks trannies, much less chads you fag

I never said he fucked them, I said that he stole them. Draw your own conclusions.

 

[kobebyarlant]

If you haven't touched at least 20 pairs of boobs in real life you're not allowed to use the light theme. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules it's just how it is.

 

[Staffy]

If you haven't touched at least 20 pairs of boobs in real life you're not allowed to use the light theme. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules it's just how it is.

Do fat guy manboobs count?

 

[AnOminous]

Toasting epic bread.

 

[Zarkov]

Why am I never invited to these Kiwi meetups ?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I never said he fucked them, I said that he stole them. Draw your own conclusions.

then just say kidnap, strangle them and keep their ashes under their workout bench like a normal person then

 

[The Great Chandler]

"awkwardly creeps on kiwi girls"
Accurate.

 

[Keerakh]

Anybody who uses a desktop that they havent forged in the heart of a neutron star with their bare hands, should be pushed into a river with it tied to their legs.

FTFY
Also this thread is a quality shitpost

 

[Ginger Piglet]

FTFY
Also this thread is a quality shitpost

Neutron stars are for normies.

TRUE AND HONEST Kiwis forge their shrines in the punishing gravity of Sagittarius A*.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

>building your own computer
>not having the capital to pay others to do shit for you

 

[The Nameless One]

no man fucks trannies, much less chads you fag

Are you saying you fuck women? That's about the gayest thing you can do tbh

 

[Y2K Baby]

What if you're a kiwi who is an irl kiwi???????? Asking for a friend.

 

[Dr. Meme]

virgin kiwi should be a woman because their the most pathetic ones on this site

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Are you saying you fuck women? That's about the gayest thing you can do tbh

fuck men, fuck women, i dont care

fucking trannies is like eating tofu and pretend its meat

 

[Gaol]

fuck men, fuck women, i dont care

fucking trannies is like eating tofu and pretend its meat

So you'd fuck Chris and Phil?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

fuck men, fuck women, i dont care

fucking trannies is like eating tofu and pretend its meat

Spoken with the voice of experience.

 

[Keerakh]

Im pretty sure IWC is just a pillar of salt pretending hes a quartz deposit

 

[Coster]

Im pretty sure IWC is just a pillar of salt pretending hes a quartz deposit

He's a diamond to me! @Internet War Criminal

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Im pretty sure IWC is just a pillar of salt pretending hes a quartz deposit

lmao jelly fgt u mirin

 

[ICametoLurk]

Anybody who still uses one of those ugly curvy beige box PCs and a CRT monitor, especially if it's eMachines or Packard Bell, should be pushed into a river with it tied to their legs.

Good thing I just got rid of my eMachines.