Video Game Wives - Lusting after pixelated women

[Grub]

The only video game I've actually played with a wife in it was Dragon Quest V and I just picked the one that was closest in personality to my real wife. Which is thankfully not Deborah.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

She's fabulous. So fabulous AtGames had to take her back from Namco.
Pac-Mom is some Stalin editing the past shit.

 

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i am dissapointed that not even the first or second post are 2B from Nier Automata. Perfect Robo Waifu.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i am dissapointed that not even the first or second post are 2B from Nier Automata. Perfect Robo Waifu.

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Not even the best video game robot waifu anyway. I never played Super Robot Wars but I know Big O is in it, and therefore Dorothy is:

 

[Cod of War]

Not even the best video game robot waifu anyway. I never played Super Robot Wars but I know Big O is in it, and therefore Dorothy is:

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Good luck carrying her through the threshold.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Olivia from Fire Emblem Awakening. Pink, about as shy and awkward as I am, dedicated to her craft, and can give your units an extra turn!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Good luck carrying her through the threshold.

Slowly but surely.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I would share, but I'm afraid I would get made fun of.
uh I mean
Imagine being attracted to fictional characters lmao.

Pac-Mom is some Stalin editing the past shit.

I think the Pac-Dic so good that he could turn a baddie into the mother of his children, but that's just me. It's like Vegeta, but role reversed.

 

[Calandrino]

Poison, Bridget, the list goes on

 

[Croaking Spider]

Not even the best video game robot waifu anyway.

Ahem.



It's alright if you don't recognize Chelsea Enchante, I can count on one hand the number of people I know who've played Phantasy Star Portable 2 for the PSP.

 

[OutInTheRain]

None of you have said the first and greatest waifu, Tifa. For shame.

Spoiler

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Ahem.

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It's alright if you don't recognize Chelsea Enchante, I can count on one hand the number of people I know who've played Phantasy Star Portable 2 for the PSP.

It's the kinda game I would've played back in the day, but didn't know about it. Definitely not something I'll play single player though.

None of you have said the first and greatest waifu, Tifa. For shame.

Spoiler

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Here's the good Tifa:

Spoiler

 

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[Judge Dredd]

How has this thread gone two pages without mentioning the true waifus. Krystal and Rena-

I mean Stellar Blade and Metroid. Obviously.

Yes, @Local Wordmason beat me to the joke.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Bridget

Does xie know?

 

[am I retarded or not]

Pac-Mom

wtf is this

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

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wtf is this

TL: DR
Ms. Pacman, the original game was always a hacked clone by Midway/General Computer Corporations.
Namco continued to use Ms. Pacman like they owned her in games like Ms Pac. Man Maze Madness and the Pac-Man World Trilogy.
It turned out Namco should have been paying royalties to GCC. AtGames bought the rights to Ms Pacman from GCC.
Namco slowly stopped using Ms. Pac-Man after the Xbox 360 port.
Namco now has to overwrite the role of Ms. Pac Man with Pac-Mom in games like Pac-Man World Re-PAC, Super Smash Bros Ultimate and retroactively changing games in the PAC-MAN Museum.

 

[WarrenZHarding]

Grandia gang rise up

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

i am dissapointed that not even the first or second post are 2B from Nier Automata. Perfect Robo Waifu.

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Not even the best video game robot waifu anyway. I never played Super Robot Wars but I know Big O is in it, and therefore Dorothy is:

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*Laughs in Eve*

Get robowogged, niggers.



Also, Chie from Persona 4. Classic JRPG waifu. It's hard to say if she gave me my taste for cute, smart, nice, pleasant to be around genki girls with tomboyish interests or the chicks I met like that when I was younger did that and she solidified it, but poimt stands that she influenced my IRL taste in women somehow.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

My queen (when I don't pick Harvey)
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Weaklings get filtered by her early game rudeness

Short sighted thinking.

Penny literally lives in a trailer in the middle of town and tutors children, meaning she needs to be rescued (she'll also be grateful and less likely to complain) and she's already good with kids. What does Haley do? She's just sits in her house complaining half the time. When it rains she lays in bed the entire day whining, like a modern suburban woman. She's not going to be able to handle farm life.

Haley is maybe videogame girlfriend material, she is not videogame WIFE material. Penny is the obvious wife choice. You naive fool.