Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

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Are videogames for children?


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Are you doing the sneedful and avoiding the gayslop chuddies?
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We don't avoid character that are gay, but yes, we avoid "gay characters."

The former is "oh hey, that guy happens to be gay."

The later is "I AM THE FAGGOTEYIST FAGGOT THAT EVER SUCKED A DICK, DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE SUCKING DICK? SUCKING DICK IS SO GREAT AND IF YOU, LITTLE TIMMY, HAVEN'T TRIED IT YOU SHOULD, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT. DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS THO. HA HA HA, JUST KIDDING NOT REALLY. DICK DICK DICK, I LOVE SUCKING DICK AND ACTING LIKE A LISPY FAGGOT STEREOTYPE OUT OF A SAFE HORNY CALIFORNIAN GAY NIGHT CLUB, HA HA HA. DICKS. DIIIIIICKS. DICKS. Oh no, someone was me to me just because I FUCKING LOVE SUCKING DICKS. DICKS DICKS DICKS PLEASE LET ME SUCK A DICK. It's horrible someone was mean to me because I FUCKING LOVE SUCKING THEM DICKS and just flirted with him a wiiiidle bit which was totally not unwanted sexual harassment despite it obviously being that. Besides, I FUCKING LOVE SUCKING THEM DICKS and if you take issue with me constantly implying that, YOU HATE DICK SUCKERS. You should stop the entire game so you can be lectured by someone in California about how being a little rude to me because of how much I TOTALLY CAN'T SUCK ENOUGH DICK is literally the worst personality trait someone ever could have. I mean the demon might be breaking containment, the evil god might be coming back, the dark empire's legions are on the march, but that STOOOOPID WHITE MAN told me to shut up about dicks and I LOVE SUCKING DICK. DICK DICK DICK. PLLLEEEEEASE LET ME SUCK A DICK IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 MINUTES. And don't you know that homophobia is even worse than daemonic possession and murder? I mean after all he might be an evil overlord willing to murder legions of white people, but he'd never ever ever consider doing a heckin' unwholesome homophobia. What's my character motivation? I SUCK DICK. What's my backstory? I SUCK DICK and PEOPLE WERE MEAN TO ME ABOUT WANTING TO SUCK DICK. What's my hope for the future? TWO DICKS AT ONCE!"

It's all so tiresome. These idiots think they're writing Shakespeare meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the modern audience and we discovered a week back that these fuckwits don't even read the books, they skip straight to the quippy dialogue and ignore the boring descriptions. (This is why they find Tolkien and the like impossibly dense.)
 
Was going to post this in the actual thread but it's long dead.

Even the PC Gamer cucks are saying Starfield is a dead IP and to dump it.
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I'm so far enjoying Voidling Bound. It's a very simple idea, you hatch not-pokemon, 'evolve' them with elemental mutagens that put them down a tree of elemental abilities+some gene that gives them a passive increase to a stat, then you use that voidling to load into a mission whether it be a small 3d arena where you fight waves in a simple 3d person shooter/hack n slash or a slightly more open linear area where you do objectives and gather resources to upgrade/eggs to hatch. I'm not too far into it but the TPS part is really fun, and I'm struggling with the difficulty on the highest setting which is a plus in my book. You have to balance dodging and kiting, and bursting down enemies with getting up close since attacking near-dead enemies with your melee swipe drops healing. The enemies lead their projectiles fairly well meaning you can't reliably just circle strafe everything and you have to pop your defensive abilities in a smart way.

My only problem so far is that the audio seems fucked and I can't tell if it's my new external USB soundcard or not. In the ship you hear practically nothing, then the music swells big time once you start loading into a mission. Likewise mid missions you hear practically nothing until VERY LOUD and sharp pops from attacking enemies. The weirdest part is the voidlings have no audio attached to them, no purrs, no yells, no barks, no squeaks, nothing.
 
The clunky gameplay IS the Ghosts'n'games series. Remove that and you have a Ghosts-game in name only.

No if you smooth out the clunky controls/movement while keeping the basic mechanics you have a game like Ghosts that is fun to play. Other games have done it.

Plus the visual style is ass. Has that flash vector animation style where the limbs are just rotating around a joinpoint.
 
No if you smooth out the clunky controls/movement while keeping the basic mechanics you have a game like Ghosts that is fun to play. Other games have done it.

Plus the visual style is ass. Has that flash vector animation style where the limbs are just rotating around a joinpoint.
In what way? Air control? Mega Man style jumping? Make him faster? I'm not a Ghosts's super fan or anything, those games drives me nuts, but I can easily understand the reason for why they kept the movement like that across all the games released. It's THE defining feature of the series, change it and you get a game like Joe & Mac. There's nothing wrong with that game but it isn't Ghosts'n'Critters and you shouldn't try to fix something that is already perfectly weird.
 
Played and loved Echo Generation 2. RPG with Deckbuilder combat. Just from looking at it you'd think this is a perfect fit for the "Quirky JRPG" thread but nah, storywise (despite ripping off different, more or less popular sources more often than not) it is as traditionally JRPG as it can get. How refreshing to have not a single line of dialogue be about someones gender or sexual preference. Soundtrack is beautiful (apart from the Noliva chapter battle theme, shit drove me nuts), character and world designs are wild and original. The most pressing problem of this game is that it is just too damn short. And not only a bit short, it feels like there is a whole game missing here. Once you finished the respective characters' chapters there's one final chapter and then the shit just ends, took me less than 9 hours to get to that point. An absolute shame, there is so much potential, both in the gameplay and story, just wasted. Even for an indie it feels extremely lacking in that regard. Nonetheless, i recommend a playthrough, it is very fun for what it is. Not worth the 20 bucks asking price on Steam but definitely worth to pirate it, given that you like RPG and Deckbuilders.
 
My only problem so far is that the audio seems fucked and I can't tell if it's my new external USB soundcard or not. In the ship you hear practically nothing, then the music swells big time once you start loading into a mission. Likewise mid missions you hear practically nothing until VERY LOUD and sharp pops from attacking enemies. The weirdest part is the voidlings have no audio attached to them, no purrs, no yells, no barks, no squeaks, nothing.
I've decided to give the game a go since it interested me as well. I'm not suffering from any audio issues at all so it isn't the game itself.
 
I've decided to give the game a go since it interested me as well. I'm not suffering from any audio issues at all so it isn't the game itself.
It did turn out to be my soundcard. Used my older one and now the audio makes sense and I do hear the voidling noises. The Gwigoons sound adorable but God damn I can't figure out their playstyle.
 
Hoi4 has a free weekend im thinking of buying it during summer sale (and creamAPI ing the dlcs) any youtubers that guide you like a retard into winning your 1st war ?
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EDIT: Well just finished my 3rd ever playthought 1st one was years ago during free weekend as Haiti for some reason and nothing happened 2nd one was coop with frends and that went nowwhere and now the last one today was as Saudi Arabia and i spend entire war + more in just making factories and supplying commies with oil+weapons i got from 3 factories i was just spamming Industrial and Oil research all other shit was ignored and by the end i had full stockpiles of oil entire experience was ok.
(also war dragged on until like 1946 Japan was snubbed in like 44 or 43 and after allies raped germany they then proceeded to go after commies for some reason and crushed them BUT not before somebody nuked Krakow)
 
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It did turn out to be my soundcard. Used my older one and now the audio makes sense and I do hear the voidling noises. The Gwigoons sound adorable but God damn I can't figure out their playstyle.
Gwigoon self replicates and sends its clones in to attack. The Hatchery Games YouTube channel explains it in their short for Gwigoon.


Honestly, I really like that the starting creature is a caustic spitting alien kiwi bird.


I hope they expand the game in the future. It's simple, grindy and enjoyable.
 
Gwigoon self replicates and sends its clones in to attack. The Hatchery Games YouTube channel explains it in their short for Gwigoon.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uhxjx5t7pXI
Honestly, I really like that the starting creature is a caustic spitting alien kiwi bird.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MbwxCM_68mw
I hope they expand the game in the future. It's simple, grindy and enjoyable.
There's apparently a glitch with Gwigoons which is why I had such a hard time figuring him out. The upgrade tree mentions charged blasts but according to the dev the entire skill tree is buggy and there's to be an update for it relatively soon.
 
Hoi4 has a free weekend im thinking of buying it during summer sale (and creamAPI ing the dlcs) any youtubers that guide you like a retard into winning your 1st war ?
Be Germany and just don't do the obviously stupid shit Hitler did. Trying to do anything truly clever requires DLCs and mods and researching meta.
 
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