Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

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Are videogames for children?


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It's crazy to me games are launching in 2026 without basic ass QOL like character respec or gear transmog.

No I don't fucking want it in a patch seven months later. Do these troons think I'm going to still be playing the same single player game seven months later?
 
It's a sad fact of life on the internet that there's no longer any nuance when it comes to something being good or bad and it's either BASED KINO or WOKE DEI DOGSHIT and never anything in between.
Replace "based kino" with "aggressively mid", and add "very enjoyable but deeply flawed" beyond that extreme, and that's basically how I view most new releases nowadays. So, not really better than the dichotomic scale, but... we live in dire fucking times, okay?

I tend to condemn or ignore the ones with active faggotry in them, be it Hades II, Baldur's Gate III or Ass Creep: Niggers, so the "WOKE DEI DOGSHIT" label I apply, pun not intended, liberally.

Worse yet, people will deify absolute garbage or mediocrity if there's something even stankier nearby. Happened to Mouse: P.I. for Hire, among other games.
 
It's crazy to me games are launching in 2026 without basic ass QOL like character respec or gear transmog.

No I don't fucking want it in a patch seven months later. Do these troons think I'm going to still be playing the same single player game seven months later?
I chimped out pretty hard on Microids when they released Tintin Reporter: Cigars of the Pharoah.

This game crashed like every twenty minutes, progress blocking NPCs wouldn't move when they were supposed to, you had to reload some of the car chase levels to get the car to control properly, cut scenes didn't play correctly so you'd see stuff like a pilot floating in midair because his plane had flown away without him, I had to lookup what I was doing wrong in a level to find out a prompt wasn't showing up that should be, a boss chase's audio was so fucked that Rastapopoulos's dialogue was extremely loud compared to everything else in the level, and during my first try at chasing Rastapopolis he stood still for some reason but I was able to keep running like I was still chasing him with all the conversations still happening.

Before a patch, there was even one chase sequence that crashed every single time at the exact same spot. That's what broke me and had me send an angry email. Even when that was patched, Tintin's character model suddenly stopped moving his arms. They'd stay at his side, even when I was having him climb.

This sucks because it was actually the best adaptation of one of the comics I had ever seen. It was the perfect Tintin video game for kids and adults; adults will find the game super easy but it's still so fun to live out the comic.

I understand this isn't QOL, but it's bullshit all the issues games are allowed to be shipped out with because they can just say they'll patch it later.
 
It's a shame basically all indie games with the retro PS1 style graphics are troonslop full of gayshit because I genuinely do like that visual style.
All except for BallisticNG.

Don't worry, though, some of the community managers and minor contributors have already done a gender reveal party. The lead dev didn't, thank fuck.
 
I’m thinking about playing Hi-Fi Rush, it looks up my alley. Do you guys recommend it?
Absolutely. That's my goty 2023, fuck baldurs gate.
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It's non-stop feel good fun.
 
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so the "WOKE DEI DOGSHIT" label I apply, pun not intended, liberally.
There are times where it applies. Like Mixtape and Ex Voto 6969 or whatever it’s called.
But there are also times where it doesn’t apply.
First Light being one of them. IOI are not Santa Monica, Sucker Punch or Naughty Dog. They did a great job imo but perhaps I’m biased because I’m a Bond fan.
Worse yet, people will deify absolute garbage or mediocrity if there's something even stankier nearby. Happened to Mouse: P.I. for Hire, among other games.
Mouse is fine. People gas it up because of the IGN rating and Mixtape getting a 10/10.
 
Don't let other people tell you to eat shit just because they did and want to confirm their trash decisions. Woke games aren't dead, they're still coming out through the delayed gamedev pipeline and they'll come back worse if we fund them.
 
Are there any good open-world PVE zombie games? Less "Left 4 dead" and more "Rust but it's zombies and also a 19-year-old isn't going to kill you and steal all your shit immediately"
 
Don't let other people tell you to eat shit just because they did and want to confirm their trash decisions.
The "let people enjoy things" crowd when I blast mid-century German marches on the muzak:

and they'll come back worse if we fund them.
The fleet of faggot games that were launched in 2020 and have crashlanded on Steam this or last year suggests that... we already are funding them, we just don't know when we do, exactly.
 
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