Video Game Chat Thread - Pre-Alpha Experimental Version

[tehpope]

You're one of the most valued companies in the world. Nearly endless budget to do what you want. And your solution is AI Snapchat Filters?

Thank god I have a large backlog of pre dlss games to play.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Remember when you had to have a dedicated GeForce GPU for PhysX? Nvidia did and I guess wants you to buy another card.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

What is it tuned to do? Make the women ugly and the men gay?

it's tuned to make tf2, deadlock and every other intentionally nonrealistic game unimaginably funny

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

DLSS 5 will run a AI face tune app over your games
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So it makes background characters completely disappear?

 

[Big moth tiddies]

So, modern video game developer faggots make women and other characters hideous, and then nvidia gives you an AI filter to fix the uggos.

Gotta admit, I'm impressed with the hustle.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

You're one of the most valued companies in the world. Nearly endless budget to do what you want. And your solution is AI Snapchat Filters?

Thank god I have a large backlog of pre dlss games to play.

I got the latest version of PCSX2 and it runs GREAT. PS2 games have never played better on my 4k TV.

 

[Unbraided7879]

Can we set it to turn all characters white?

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Can we set it to turn all characters white?

Nice thought but what iiiiifffff

 

[Jace on ice]

Nice thought but what iiiiifffff

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Gonna use it to turn Big Smoke into Big Mayo.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

DLSS 5 will run a AI face tune app over your games
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJACkKbN-Eo

"With this technology advance" nice fucking english saar, do the needful AI upscaling for much improvement.

It gets even worse with the choice of games they picked to showcase this. RE:9 is ok, a good choice. Topical. Looks like shit of course but at least it shows off the tech well with current games. Hogwarts Legacy? That shit is already old, do we not have other better games like that coming out? STARFIELD? FUCKING STARFIELD? Who even is playing Starfield still? Fallout New Vegas has more players and that shit is 90% pirate installs only some 10% are tracked.

It is such obvious bullshit. The trailer itself shows there is no artistic vision preserved the filter is just applying the same photorealistic AI generated faces on everything and animating it. Both RE characters look like bad cosplays and Hogwarts Legacy goes from slightly cartoony to a "this will be graphics in 2014" meme ultra realistic. It is even worse with RE and FIFA because those have characters based on real people, either models or literal IRL footballers and the shitty filter DESTROYS their appearance, they turn into totally different people.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

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>its not a filter
>describes a filter

 

[deleuzeon]

The trailer itself shows there is no artistic vision preserved

It doesn't matter, they're gonna lay off the last 3 people with any "artistic vision" to begin with, then the future of industrial game development is they'll outsource all assets to Laos and Cambodia for 39 cents each and slide on the Quality Mode™ filter on top of whatever dogshit they get back.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

>its not a filter
>describes a filter

"Saar this very advanced technology saar it is not filter we synergize interlacing frames using top technology to modify the appearance on the fly saar good tech yes"

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

DLSS 5 will run a AI face tune app over your games
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJACkKbN-Eo

Spoiler: Local

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5 ｜ AI-Powered Breakthrough in Visual Fidelity for Games.mp4

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6TFBvTuTg

This has Jeet hands smeared all over it. Only the sub 70iq of an Indian tech serf could look at that viscerally disgusting filter and think "Yes saar!! This is the future of gaming technology saar! 50% fps loss and massive install bloat for shit smear filter saar! It is just like Mumbai saar!!".

 

[HTTP Error 404]

https://x.com/GiveMeBanHammer/status/2033718345514816003

Not mentioned: It literally requires you have a second GPU dedicated to AI to do this. (Edit: Two $3500 GPUs, at that. 5090s are nearly $4000 now and rising.)



The meme has already reached critical status (read: risk averse corporations are in on it). Literally everyone hates this except the AI Bros and maybe Nvidia stockholders.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

DLSS 5 will run a AI face tune app over your games
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJACkKbN-Eo

Spoiler: Local

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5 ｜ AI-Powered Breakthrough in Visual Fidelity for Games.mp4

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6TFBvTuTg

im gonna need to be the one to point out there has been people in this thread who wanted this exact thing in their games and now that it's a thing, nobody wants it

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

wth I actually like Grace now?

and you could smear vasline on your screen to make Starfield's characters look better, so the bar is in the ground.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Hogwarts Legacy? That shit is already old, do we not have other better games like that coming out?

It might be old, but a fuckzillion ton of people bought it despite trannies bitching and moaning.

 

[Zaryiu2]

DLSS 5 will run a AI face tune app over your games
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJACkKbN-Eo

Spoiler: Local

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5 ｜ AI-Powered Breakthrough in Visual Fidelity for Games.mp4

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6TFBvTuTg

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https://x.com/GiveMeBanHammer/status/2033718345514816003

Not mentioned: It literally requires you have a second GPU dedicated to AI to do this. (Edit: Two $3500 GPUs, at that. 5090s are nearly $4000 now and rising.)

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The meme has already reached critical status (read: risk averse corporations are in on it). Literally everyone hates this except the AI Bros and maybe Nvidia stockholders.

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That last one has more heart when it was made originally than whatever the fuck NVIDIA is doing now

 

[RacistComputer79]

With Sony losing money from concord and marathon, will they finally understand that they should stop investing money in live service projects?
Triple A looks like a delusional gambler rn, "just one more live service, please I promise, one more live service project and we will hit the jackpot!"