Skeptical Idiot
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- 5 de Mayo, 2019
My prediction for the Court hearing:
The Court: Are you saying you need the stay lifted so you can conduct additional discovery needed to oppose Funimation’s TCPA motion?
Lemonhead: No your honor. We aren’t opposing Funimation’s TCPA motion. Are you confused?
The Court: Someone is. Do your clients have a TCPA motion on file that I missed?
Lemonhead: No your honor, we’re still dicking around trying to run up our attorney fees so when we win our TCPA motion, we can drain every dollar in that GOFUNDME “war-chest.”
The Court: Hmmm. Then would you agree that the discovery you want to conduct has no relevance to any TCPA motion on file with this Court?
Lemonhead: No, your honor. If I agree, you’ll deny the motion. Can we pretend my client has filed a motion and then pretend that the quasi-expert opinion of a hard-drinking YouTuber in Minnesota who isn’t a witness to anything that happened in this case has relevance to a motion we haven’t filed yet?
The Court: Motion denied.
The Court: Are you saying you need the stay lifted so you can conduct additional discovery needed to oppose Funimation’s TCPA motion?
Lemonhead: No your honor. We aren’t opposing Funimation’s TCPA motion. Are you confused?
The Court: Someone is. Do your clients have a TCPA motion on file that I missed?
Lemonhead: No your honor, we’re still dicking around trying to run up our attorney fees so when we win our TCPA motion, we can drain every dollar in that GOFUNDME “war-chest.”
The Court: Hmmm. Then would you agree that the discovery you want to conduct has no relevance to any TCPA motion on file with this Court?
Lemonhead: No, your honor. If I agree, you’ll deny the motion. Can we pretend my client has filed a motion and then pretend that the quasi-expert opinion of a hard-drinking YouTuber in Minnesota who isn’t a witness to anything that happened in this case has relevance to a motion we haven’t filed yet?
The Court: Motion denied.