Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Stella Octangula]

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[A cryptographic challenge]

Jesus Christ Victoria.

Munchie twitter...not even once.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

I know "felt cute might delete later" is just a thing people say on social media but I do think she's serious about "feeling cute", this is the best her skin has looked since the thread started

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Edit: whoops, lateposting, apologies.

She was pretty as a girl, but the current look emphasizes her strange nose and too wide apart eyes

She posted her face. First time I've seen it without that ridiculous mask. She has a potato nose

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

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For comparison, some pre-transition photos from her old Instagram (@victorman.uel)

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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Fully dead eyes.

 

[behindyourightnow]

She has a potato nose

It's interesting how testosterone seems to affect the cartilage. Obviously there's lot of androgen receptors in the thyroid cartilage in the throat, which is why parts of it grow so much bigger in men. The nose is made up of the same type of cartilage, and pooner T shots often seem to make it grow as well.




At least pooners can contribute to this kind of anatomical knowledge, since most of them don't contribute much elsewhere (with the exception of the "imagine your favorite male character has a vagina, and is also extremely lame" category on AO3).

 

[Aunt Carol]

suspicious lack of hospital in this hospital photo hmmm

Gown doesn't prove anything: you can take hospital gowns home. Absolutely nobody cares; it's not even like a hotel where they use that to charge you more. If you threw up on your way in or you just can't be bothered to put your shirt back on, they're just happy you're discharging. Or leaving AMA without punching anyone on the way.

Related: if you check the "costume" or sometimes "uniform" section of your local chain thrift store, you'll usually find a dozen patient gowns in the same patterns your local hospitals use. They try to get $10 for them, though.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Gown doesn't prove anything: you can take hospital gowns home.

Is that a gown? I thought it was another one of those ubiquitous ”quirky” pooner fake-vintage shirts?

 

[GloriousScarf]

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Oof , imagine doing that to yourself. She was very pretty, now she looks like Shrek.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is that a gown? I thought it was another one of those ubiquitous ”quirky” pooner fake-vintage shirts?

I'm almost entirely certain, but I'm in a different part of the country so I'm having a hard time finding linen suppliers used by NY hospitals. Someone in her area would probably recognize it immediately.

It's almost this pattern but not quite:


You can't have flowers on a hospital gown because they're girly, so you tend to see the "compass" design, an angular snowflake, or this kind of boxy thing.

Then again, if someone made faux-vintage faux-hospital gown shirts, they'd sell like crazy to the pooner/munchie market.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The image results for NYU Langone's gowns are largely as follows:

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Literally who doesn't love Dale? She's still in her "not like the other girls" phase at her ripe old age, embarrassing

 

[Aunt Carol]

The image results for NYU Langone's gowns are largely as follows:

...you're right, that's a much more efficient route to take. But yeah, looks like she has the same stripe-and-square pattern, allowing for lighting and industrial laundry.

The ladies are in IV gowns and the stock-photo dude is in a regular patient gown, hence the different pattern. He's just having a physical so they don't need to provide gowns with 6 or 8 snaps on the sleeves. Snaps add up.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Something called "Superwholock"

Oh great, I was hoping for something on a somewhat smaller scale

Singling out Vicky in SWL content is like finding a munchie who doesn’t have POTS

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Oof , imagine doing that to yourself. She was very pretty, now she looks like Shrek.

I was getting Sam Kinison vibes but since she's bald Shrek is more apt.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I was getting Sam Kinison vibes but since she's bald Shrek is more apt.

I was getting Goran from Barry but all of these are fitting honestly.

 

[Flamin Park]

In my country, they don't give you any alangesic or sedaterves or anesthecia (not that I even know the difference). When I got my wisdom teeth out, they brought in a boxer to knock me out the real way — but I got in a few blows myself before the KO, you definitely should have seen the other guy. Then they hold you down and just yank the teeth out. Sure, I lost a few other teeth by accident while being hit, but that's how real men do it.

And when you get a colonoscopy, you are lucky if they even give you a leather strap to bite down on. If you move at all, the doctor puts his cigarette out on your bare bum as punishment.

Do I win?

I see you've met my old dentist.


Luckily I only deal with surgeons rarely in my job, in my experience most of them are the most awkward workshy autists you'll ever have to deal with. Especially vascular surgeons, they'll tell you they couldn't possibly work on the patient's ischemic foot because her HB is slightly elevated and they once read that can indicate Mexican Jizzmopper's Fever even though Sister Devotia hasn't been further than Watford in the past 40 years.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's out!



She really did think she looked cute.



A very masculine response.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She really did think she looked cute.

She looked like if Ed Harris had to gain weight to play Elvis: The Dying Days.