Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

yasss i'm so quirkysilly sooo impulsive 🤪🤪 big chungus 😍

1000044795.jpg
(Link / Archive)

For the record she didn't "crash" her wheelchair, it was stuck in the mud because her infinite academic PhD Nobel Prize-Winning wisdom confidently powered through a patch of mud, her fatass on the heavy machinery and all.

Last month, she went "off roading" by herself, got her power chair stuck in the sand, and had to call for help.

1000044796.png

Just like last time, she claims this was because she had unmedicated ADHD and that she's just so impulsive and quirky and silly, and not because she's a lazy fat fuck that genuinely thought her lazy fat fuck self can power through the mud instead of getting out of the chair/choosing some other route.

1000044797.png

Again, it's interesting how she consistently assumes the most stereotypical presentation of ADHD because it's exactly how you'd think a teenage girl would try to claim that she totally has ADHD, or someone trying to blame every fuck-up to literally anything besides their own doing. She's going to piss off one of her followers one day, I just know it.
 
yasss i'm so quirkysilly sooo impulsive 🤪🤪 big chungus 😍

Ver archivo adjunto 8947473
(Link / Archive)

For the record she didn't "crash" her wheelchair, it was stuck in the mud because her infinite academic PhD Nobel Prize-Winning wisdom confidently powered through a patch of mud, her fatass on the heavy machinery and all.



Just like last time, she claims this was because she had unmedicated ADHD and that she's just so impulsive and quirky and silly, and not because she's a lazy fat fuck that genuinely thought her lazy fat fuck self can power through the mud instead of getting out of the chair/choosing some other route.

Ver archivo adjunto 8947517

Again, it's interesting how she consistently assumes the most stereotypical presentation of ADHD because it's exactly how you'd think a teenage girl would try to claim that she totally has ADHD, or someone trying to blame every fuck-up to literally anything besides their own doing. She's going to piss off one of her followers one day, I just know it.

She already losing them because being a terminally online munchie has no entrance gate, and munchie simps get bored
Her usual simps are bored or too busy grifting themselves, and the younger generation have their own munchie superstars. She's even wrecked her shit so hard she can't get support from desperate horny autists with money

She's going to end up in minor lolcow retirement, getting 3-4 retweets on her tweets and maybe $10 donations on her birthday

Literally she's got to be up there with our top cows when it comes to destroying your life/reward ratio
 
yasss i'm so quirkysilly sooo impulsive 🤪🤪 big chungus 😍

Ver archivo adjunto 8947473
(Link / Archive)

For the record she didn't "crash" her wheelchair, it was stuck in the mud because her infinite academic PhD Nobel Prize-Winning wisdom confidently powered through a patch of mud, her fatass on the heavy machinery and all.



Just like last time, she claims this was because she had unmedicated ADHD and that she's just so impulsive and quirky and silly, and not because she's a lazy fat fuck that genuinely thought her lazy fat fuck self can power through the mud instead of getting out of the chair/choosing some other route.

Ver archivo adjunto 8947517

Again, it's interesting how she consistently assumes the most stereotypical presentation of ADHD because it's exactly how you'd think a teenage girl would try to claim that she totally has ADHD, or someone trying to blame every fuck-up to literally anything besides their own doing. She's going to piss off one of her followers one day, I just know it.
I know people who need 60mg of Adderall per day to function and they are not this scatterbrained or stupid
 
Spotted a few critics under Vicky's replies. I hope it's none of you kiwis being faggots, but I find it hilarious nonetheless because nobody stepped up to defend our gal in the replies.

Ver archivo adjunto 8941139
Ver archivo adjunto 8941143

Unless everyone outside of KF can also see through her bullshit, IMO there's no way to know that much dirt about her without reading the thread. If Vicky's not careful, someone with enough following and credibility within her circle will have a reason to pick a bone with Vicky and irreparably fuck up her reputation. Considering how many times she's changed the terminal autoimmune disease she supposedly has, I won't be surprised if a couple of her followers are starting to notice some things are just not adding up. Hell I'm pretty sure the entire Bucks County have visited this thread at least once.
Just by the by, do any medical yanks know if there's anything to what the cow tipper* said?
'fs flagged ISPB for sexual harassment ' what does those terms mean etc?

*although I'm on team Not Farms because of the "adult man" lol it is such whiplash hearing this platonic ideal of a gone-off teenage girl referred to as such.
 
Just by the by, do any medical yanks know if there's anything to what the cow tipper* said?
'fs flagged ISP' what does that mean?

*although I'm on team Not Farms because of the "adult man" lol it is such whiplash hearing this platonic ideal of a gone-off teenage girl referred to as such.

"you are for sure flagged as Inappropriate Patient Sexual Behavior" (what they call it if you sexually harass your nurse or doc). Once you have an IPSB flag in your file, you're gonna have a bad time.
 
"you are for sure flagged as Inappropriate Patient Sexual Behavior" (what they call it if you sexually harass your nurse or doc). Once you have an IPSB flag in your file, you're gonna have a bad time.
HAH
I bet that never even occurred to her.
Wacky lil guy permavirgin body positive montessori sex Ed classes, let's teach the children about lube twitter think pecies, icky vicky never even dreamed that her "gaw so embarrassing" creepy attention grab would get rightly pegged as sinisterly as it was.
 
Poor Vicki! Anemic like a Victorian waif. So romantic! Now all she needs is TB.

1778120100686.png

Over on reddit, she explains that the hospital is the only place where she actually does her homework. And she has "great respect for boundaries and rest." For herself, of course. Not for other people. Just her.

1778120236465.png

She's also pretending she's visually disabled and needs people to explain what's going on in comics while she is reading the comics subreddit.
1778120491263.png
 
Does that ever happen or was it just said for shit and giggles by a known liar who lies?
It's certainly never happened to me. The nod thing is true, wheelies do nod and smile at each other in spaz solidarity.
I could believe that Vicky would do something stupid like that. She's a manly man who mans after all, and what is more manly than finger guns? Or she's talking shite to try and sound cool. Both options are retarded.
 
After a few days of inactivity, our Vicky is #backonherbullshit. FYI, all of these posts were made within less than an hour.

"We want me to be medicated" who is WE?
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-54-33-268_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

More riffing in the replies.
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-55-01-208_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

For someone who makes themselves out to be a poet and reader she sure loves bragging about being under a rock. This is obviously a lie because virtually everyone knows who T.S. Elliot is, unless I'm a retard and she was being sarcastic
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-55-29-685_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

Nobody in this post can do anything.
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-55-59-563_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

This one's my favorite! We got a "I Have A Super Rare Special Disease But I'm Not Going To Tell You What It's Called Because It's Just Super Special And Rare Okay?" Vicky special. Myasthenia gravis went to buy milk.
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-56-22-894_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

I bet you totally say that, Vicky.
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-56-59-983_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

Complaining about sirens. Didn't this bitch literally choose a place to live near the hospital so she could be "closer to her care team"? Soooo very traumatised.
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-57-25-724_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

Even more traumajerking.
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-57-50-547_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

Wonder what she's gearing up to LARP next...
 
We got a "I Have A Super Rare Special Disease But I'm Not Going To Tell You What It's Called Because It's Just Super Special And Rare Okay?" Vicky special. Myasthenia gravis went to buy milk.
This tweet should be required reading, it’s everything about her displayed in one tweet series. IMO good material for the thread OP.
 
For someone who makes themselves out to be a poet and reader she sure loves bragging about being under a rock. This is obviously a lie because virtually everyone knows who T.S. Elliot is, unless I'm a retard and she was being sarcastic
Screenshot_2026-05-07-20-55-29-685_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg

She spelled his name wrong (Eliot, not Elliot), so she really might not know. Prufrock used to be standard high school reading, but Vicky seems to have absorbed nothing of anything she's ever read, ever (except Tumblr and tweets, I guess).

Or, as you say, it could be sarcasm, but I don't understand her tone or her internet-speak half the time (which, again, should be a concern for our budding academic).
 
Peer review? No way is this bish peer reviewing academic work. She probably means reading tweets.

The doctors told her she was hysterical.
I'm howling :story:
 
Ooooh, I love it when she’s implying that she’s so unique that there should probably be an entire faculty at Johns Hopkins dedicated to studying her.

She did this when her head didn’t fall off her neck (as it usually does on the regular) when she was put on Mestinon, which famously started the MG arc.

Such fond memories. I’m sorry I accused you of losing the edge, Vicky. You’re still my favorite cow ❤️.

IMG_2317.jpeg
 
Can you put directives like "wear an N95" that in your chart if they aren't doctor-agreed? If so I am moving to the USA and saying I require a cat and a lambic beer whenever someone enters the room. That person does know that people with severely contagious diseases are quarantined right? And in those cases healthcare staff take a bunch of decontamination measures before exiting.
It depends on the record system, but generally electronic charts have some place to put notes like that. A patient requesting that everyone wear an n95 is also a warning of what you're getting into when you meet them, so it's not farfetched that it would be notated.

The thing is, it's never "wear extra PPE and in return this patient will behave reasonably." People like this will find something else. It's like the externalized version of munchie Spoon Theory: if you enter in an n95, obviously the mask request wasn't a hassle to you to perform, so now they're owed something else from you that is a hassle. Can you take me out to smoke/buy me something on your lunch break/get the Dilaudid two hours early?

I also strongly doubt a doctor touched open wounds without washing their hands, and possibly without gloves (not sure of the procedure there but I can't see them touching an open wound without gloves). Actually why would they even be touching her wounds unless its to stitch them?
Some older surgeons are unhinged so it's remotely possible, but I suspect this is a munchie recollection of a doctor peeling back a dressing to check out the wound/incision.
 
Atrás
Top Abajo