Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Vicky’s twitter is very quiet, she’s not even retweeting mutual aid grifters or those imbecile ”only people with autism like ice cream amirite”-memes. I know I’m an eternal Positive Polly, but in my head canon this means her Myasthenia Mania™️ got her a lovely little psych hold, the indignity of which will be fodder for great future tweet storms.

Yeah, I know, she’s prolly just in a sweet, drug-induced nap, but like @Diana Moon Glampers I want to believe!
 
Zemblan Physics dijo:
Vicky’s twitter is very quiet, she’s not even retweeting mutual aid grifters or those imbecile ”only people with autism like ice cream amirite”-memes. I know I’m an eternal Positive Polly, but in my head canon this means her Myasthenia Mania™️ got her a lovely little psych hold, the indignity of which will be fodder for great future tweet storms.

Yeah, I know, she’s prolly just in a sweet, drug-induced nap, but like @Diana Moon Glampers I want to believe!
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Some of the posher places will let patients keep their phones nowadays (unless their specific condition makes that a bad idea). If she is on a hold and not tweeting, either she made the mistake of ER-shopping in a lower budget neighborhood, or she's too embarrassed to talk, or she's completely snowed on antipsychotics and is finding out what it is like to really not be able to hold one's head up.
 
OK, at this point I think she’s either in a psych hold or dead. Those are the only things that could keep her from posting.
 
Someone notices a hole in Victoria's story. This is one of the only responses she got to the tweet chain that talked about "spreading this to all of ME/CFS twitter" like all the munchies needed to stop the fucking presses.

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Another friend has a brilliant idea! Why not just enlist America's finest medical minds?

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Others just find this whole situation confusing.

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Oh, God, please don't let Vicky's thread devolve into posting about why women must remain chained to stoves while illiterate, pregnant and pregnantly illiterate! It's too juicy for such derailment! Vicky, come back immediately!

Something is definitely remiss if ol' Vicks VapoRub is so quiet, which is keeping me on the edge of my seat. Her current myasthenia saga is hilarious yet frustrating to watch as someone who has seen how cold and uncaring ERs can be to patients enduring real pain and genuinely terrifying experiences, and unfortunately, she makes a great argument against universal healthcare and explains why so many healthcare workers suffer compassion fatigue. In a just world, she would be mocked relentlessly at all times, but if wishes were fishes, I'd live in the sea.

I can't wait for her college professors to finally put an end to her permanent freshman experience once and for all. Then again, academia is full of bloated blowhards who piddle around doing nothing of use, so it's rare to see them ever turn against their own kind - not without good reason, at least.
 
prolific_mango dijo:
She definitely gives me bipolar vibes, with her alternating between manic posting and living in a garbage pile. But if she’s using drugs like others say that would probably explain it.
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She's not meeting timespan criteria for any kind of mood episode, and she's consistently delulu in an ego syntonic way- forget it Jake, it's Axis II-town.
 
Magic Pickle dijo:
I can't wait for her college professors to finally put an end to her permanent freshman experience once and for all. Then again, academia is full of bloated blowhards who piddle around doing nothing of use, so it's rare to see them ever turn against their own kind - not without good reason, at least.
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Vicky isn't "one of their own" yet, though, she just thinks she is and should be.

In reality, she can't even do the bare minimum of participating in academics, which is "not flunking out the first semester". I can't wait to see if she ever actually addresses it, or if it just gets quietly ignored like everything else she can't spin to her immediate advantage.
 
People thinking this is a post industry daughter failing to girlboss thing need to look into female stigmata & anorexia in nuns in the catholic church and also victorian munchies with their fainting couches.
 
AfghanBlue dijo:
Maybe she's writing her essays and revising! 🤣
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Still radio silent on Twitter. Oh man- what if she somehow hyperventilated and sperged her way into actually getting put on a vent?

I know this is a moonshot compared to the wish for her to get the 72 hour timeout, but that sure would be an arc.
 
Her last post was 71 hours ago by my count. If she was on a hold it may take another day yet to flush her out of the ward- have to get all the followup ducks in a row for obvious liability reasons. If we don't hear from her by this time tomorrow I'm gonna start spinning up some theories.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape dijo:
Her last post was 71 hours ago by my count. If she was on a hold it may take another day yet to flush her out of the ward- have to get all the followup ducks in a row for obvious liability reasons. If we don't hear from her by this time tomorrow I'm gonna start spinning up some theories.
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Remember that 3 day psych holds do not count weekends and holidays on the countdown clock, so if she went in on Friday Evening she wouldn’t get out til Wednesday morning.
 
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