Vice: Superman Shouldn’t Be White - "Because it never completely made sense to begin with."

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It makes more sense for space aliens to be black.
-Paraphrased Wokest Vice

I am going to take this fucking article, I'm going to frame it on my wall at my workplace, and every time a black dude comes by (there's a lot of them there) I'll just point at it and go "so you're an alien, right?"

Yes, I know it's supposed to be "symbolic" in Vice's teeny tiny retarded, unsubtle minds, but I don't give a shit, this is too dumb to take seriously anymore.
 
But Melanin is resistant to the sun's UV rays which is how Superman gets his powers. So... he'd be a weaker Superman... if a Superman at all.
 
Well Lois Lane was woke once.
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here's an idea for an original, black superhero:

THE LAST BLACK DAD

his super power is that he's the one black man who didn't walk out on his family
 
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The inhumanely strong flying alien who can do anything from an exploding planet that’s still trying to kill him being white is definitely why I can’t relate to him.
 
Vice is kind of like when your kid comes home with a picture they drew and it's just a complete fucking mess. People don't look like people, the dog looks like a fucking dinosaur eating a pool noodle, what's supposed to be the house looks like something you've never seen before, and on the way home somehow your kid managed to coat the picture in feces.

Then they don't understand why you're not telling them it's good and hanging it up on the fridge.
 
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