Valedictorians Headed for Extinction. - school to do away with it

https://apnews.com/1df37d18e3614987...-days-numbered?-Schools-rethink-class-ranking

The ranking of students from No. 1 on down, based on grade-point averages, has been fading steadily for about the past decade. In its place are honors that recognize everyone who scores at a certain threshold — using Latin honors, for example. This year, one school in Tennessee had 48 valedictorians.

All of this to tap dance around the fact blacks are low IQ. Postmodernism sends incentive and tradition down the memory hole.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I'm pretty sure all Valedictorian means in Current Year + 1 is being able to read and write.

 

[RI 360]

I'm pretty sure all Valedictorian means in Current Year + 1 is being able to read and write.

lmao you wish. Let's look at two headlines of the same event.

The Problem With The New York Teacher Exam Is That White People Are More Likely To Pass It

Test meant to screen N.Y. teachers instead weeded out minorities

never mind that it weeded out people who are illiterate.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

You guys are going to make us all racist yet.

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

https://apnews.com/1df37d18e3614987...-days-numbered?-Schools-rethink-class-ranking



All of this to tap dance around the fact blacks are low IQ. Postmodernism sends incentive and tradition down the memory hole.

"Participation trophies", to people about to enter the adult world. Wow, that ought to rightly prepare them, then.

 

[RI 360]

I was thinking this topic would be about "We don't want to isolate anyone by saying another student is better than others." And that's why they were doing away with it.

How disappointing.

That is what there doing, and for the reason I mentioned in OP.

 

[RI 360]

"Participation trophies", to people about to enter the adult world. Wow, that ought to rightly prepare them, then.

lol I remember my teachers demonstrating how communism is total fucking bullshit by asking us if we'd like our grades to be evenly distributed.

 

[melty]

I imagine it's more

 

[cypocryphy]

Who has time to study when you're protesting all the time?

 

[Super Collie]

Even if they do away with the term "valedictorian" whomever graduates top of their class still gets to say "I graduated top of my class at X school". Try as they might, whoever's pissed off on behalf of illiterate minorities this time will still be foiled by their own hands.

 

[RI 360]

Even if they do away with the term "valedictorian" whomever graduates top of their class still gets to say "I graduated top of my class at X school". Try as they might, whoever's pissed off on behalf of illiterate minorities this time will still be foiled by their own hands.

I think "top of class" will be enfolded into BDSM culture in short order. "I was totally the bottom of my class."

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure this is going to help the newly minted illiterate failures in the rest of their lives where there are no participation trophies for morons.

 

[RI 360]

Here's one of those tests that if you get anything less than a perfect score you're probably black.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Here's one of those tests that if you get anything less than a perfect score you're probably black.

 

[tehpope]

Even if they do away with the term "valedictorian" whomever graduates top of their class still gets to say "I graduated top of my class at X school". Try as they might, whoever's pissed off on behalf of illiterate minorities this time will still be foiled by their own hands.

Everybody gets the same exact grades. That way, no one can claim they're at the top of their class.

 

[Marvin]

Everybody gets the same exact grades. That way, no one can claim they're at the top of their class.

Sure they can. If two students tied nowadays, they could both say they were at the top of their class without issue. It's just now that it's a 300 person tie.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Here's one of those tests that if you get anything less than a perfect score you're probably black.

lmao

 

[RI 360]

lmao

oh wow, it's so easy even a nigger passed it.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Considering Chris got on the honor roll, does being valedictorian even mean anything?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

oh wow, it's so easy even a nigger passed it.

I had to intentionally fail it. It doesn't even give you a final score, the faggots.