Vaginal Repellents

[Roast Chicken]

So how normal is it to find a grown man with no chest hair?

I'm honestly asking because the only dudes I've seen with no chest hair either shave or have insanely low testosterone.

Well, a little bit of chest hair is fine. It's just the ones sporting thick, curly rugs on their upper torsos that squick me out. Think of a typical middle-aged Italian man. Or an Arab.

 

[CamelCursive]

Well, a little bit of chest hair is fine. It's just the ones sporting thick, curly rugs on their upper torsos that squick me out. Think of a typical middle-aged Italian man. Or an Arab.

So what you're saying is you expect some grooming

 

[Roast Chicken]

So what you're saying is you expect some grooming

Yes. I'll elaborate in my OP.

 

[ES 148]

I only consider men with perfectly-trimmed chest moustaches.

 

[gun]

you say all that but wait until you see my dickies shorts and novelty breaking bad t shirt

 

[Roast Chicken]

you say all that but wait until you see my dickies shorts and novelty breaking bad t shirt

Unless you're sporting a "Winter is Coming" or "House Stark/Lannister/Targaryn" shirt then we have no future together.

 

[Ashenthorn]

owning a fleshlight

Fleshlights can be fun for couples. Dildos too, for that matter.

So how normal is it to find a grown man with no chest hair?

I'm honestly asking because the only dudes I've seen with no chest hair either shave or have insanely low testosterone.

I have no chest hair... but my few nipple hairs are long and luxurious.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Well, a little bit of chest hair is fine. It's just the ones sporting thick, curly rugs on their upper torsos that squick me out. Think of a typical middle-aged Italian man. Or an Arab.

squick me out

Go back to TVTropes you attention-seeking thot, nobody gives a shit about your vagina and what you think is attractive.

 

[SJ 485]

Uncircumcised

it should really be considered basic personal hygiene guys, come on.

 

[JM 590]

Uncircumcised

it should really be considered basic personal hygiene guys, come on.

agreed

Just buy some nail clippers and some neosporin and trim that foreskin away, it'll be fine

Toe hair

There's got to be at least one episode of Seinfeld where things were going great for George until the girl saw the hair on his toes and scrammed

 

[gun]

Fleshlights can be fun for couples.

 

[DuckSucker]

fuck you im not gonna shave my fucking hands like some sort of faggot

Im not shaming anybody but she could have just said body hair at all, and then excluded the types she likes (presumably okay with maybe beards and groomed chest/armpit hair and maybe not too much leg hair?)

I don't get the one on chest hair, some women seem to love it while some don't. Anyhow, people who vax are faggots.

Genuinely, being serious, body hair is one of those things with women -- some find it masculine, some find it gross. And tbh men are that with with womens body hair -- and possibly their own. They call it "manscaping". I mean there are straight men who put that much effort into their looks, some of it is genetics.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I've heard of Naruto headbands referred to as "Pussy Deflectors" in conversation. They deserve a mention.

Bad posture is a big one that a lot of people could fix rather easily.
If a guy has a nice mom and you see him being a dick to her, take note.

Take note? I tear a strip off of them.

They are invariably betas.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Big Bang Theory Audience Demographics - Z2Solutions

Ever wondered about Big Bang Theory Audience Demographics? Well these broad stats may surprise you.

z2solutions.com

Explains why that show sucks so bad.

 

[DuckSucker]

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Im upset that this isnt that clip of the dude putting a fleshlight on or in a muffler and revving the engine and having the thing blow out in all sorts of crazy fashions. The motherfucker gets huge.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Surely endearing the pain of getting your back, sack and crack waxed for your lady is the most manliest thing you can do? I'm not serious, do what you want, just unclog the drain if you're a furball.

 

[Clop]

If a guy has a nice mom and you see him being a dick to her, take note.

Shit, man, I've seen dating shows where the women passed off a guy specifically because he even mentioned having a mother (not living with her, just her physically existing.)

Explains why that show sucks so bad.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Excessive, untamed chest hair

Back hair

Knuckle hair

Toe hair

Men are supposed to have that. Now, if I were a lesbian and saw that on a woman, it would make my clam scram.

 

[Recoil]

Shit, man, I've seen dating shows where the women passed off a guy specifically because he even mentioned having a mother (not living with her, just her physically existing.)

That was long term relationship advice. Eventually you will meet the parents and that's when the true colors get shown.

 

[Clop]

That was long term relationship advice. Eventually you will meet the parents and that's when the true colors get shown.

Assuming they can even find that shed hidden in the woods in the first place.