VACATION DAY 1 + EXERCISE UPDATE!!!!!! 07/31/19

[EvaBraunsGhost]

At this point Al is almost lidurrally a fucking Weeble

 

[Pepper Jack]

Our gorl loves her markers:

 

[FitBitch]

"There's really big rocks here."

That's a mountain, Amber. I know they look smaller to you than most.

 

[Commiechu]

Imagine being so goddamn fat you can't reach over and pull the keys out of the ignition or close the door to stop the beeping. She leaves this shit in for over a minute.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Amber is wider than the door frame

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

"my walkeeen so back, Becky's looking at me like I might die.

So I hope you guys enjoyed this video .."

What is this lol who would enjoy a video talking about how walking for 5 mins makes them feel like dyeen I don't know why but I burst out laughing at that point

 

[497]

this vacation thing is a little entertaining when you think about it. it's so dumb but that's what makes it funny. there were probably restaurants around to try but instead they are ordering food to sit in the hotel. that probably wasn't the only meal she ordered that night. She also gives a better shot of the shower and I see now it doesn't have a bathtub so that explains that.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

btw that window is dirty af that should tell you so much about this hotel they are staying in, god damn

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If it is a Hyatt Place as has been speculated its about 114$-ish dollars a night. Not too sure how that rates on a scale of expensive or not but I would expect my windows to be clean for that price. I am unsure of how long they stayed (apparently it was 2 days) but honestly, I would have preferred an air B&B just for the funky aesthetic some of those places offer but as per usual we have to do everything as basic-bitch gorl/ American consumer as possible. No desire to see historical sections of the city, or eat food that isn't from a restaurant chain.

Makes me sick.

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I realize that she physically cant do these things but the absolute lack of trying just makes me angry. At least fucking TRY you fucking pig. What a waste of money, time and resources. ALSO, I see people mentioning that she will sit in a car for 2 plus hours to get fast food (not debating that, or that Thumbs family probably didn't invite her) but wouldn't endure the same amount of time to accompany her butler to see the fam.

My theory is, I think that she didn't go with Becky to the family reunion because she couldn't sit in the back seat, and if Mama Thumb wasn't comfortable or was unable to sit in the back and relinquish the front then there could be no compromise. And I don't mean that Hamber couldn't FIT in the space of the back seat I mean that she couldn't sit back there because the seat offers no room for her shelf ass width-wise and little support i.e. you cant lean a backseat back like you can a front seat to accommodate girth.

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Amber is wider than the door frame

Isnt there a rhyme about being wider than a bathroom door frame...

Fatty fatty two by four
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door?

edit: because context clues

 

[Blathersnake]

I'm just going to be mad on the internet. There isn't anything I can say at this point. She is an idiot killing herself with food and taking vacations to just eat food and go to Target and send her touch in the head girlfriend to FYE for junk food because land whale sure didn't, though I'll eat a king size Reece's bar if she did.

 

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

She looks dead. I’m aware that we say this every goddamn day, but it’s especially bad in this video. Maybe it’s just the Tucky hotel lighting accentuating her jaundice & lack of giving a fuck.

Are we *sure* Necks isn’t posting a backlog of videos while AL is in cold storage?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

> Wont travel 2.5 hours to spend time with Necky and The Thumb Family, whines the drive is too long and she cant handle car situations

> Thrilled to travel 2 hous to Lexington because there is FOOD at the end, spends trip doing same boring bullshit (lying and eating) and is perfectly fine, boo boo!

God the hypocrisy.
And chauffeur-butler Necky should be ashamed.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Just do a weigh-in, that's all anyone cares about.

And laayyyygggsss. We care about seeing them laayyyyyggggss.

ETA, those are def the ASMR markers. What the fuck, Hamber?

 

[literally low-key]

"I'm over 500lbs" does sound better than saying "I'm close to 600lbs" gotta keep that delusion going i guess

the way she gets SO incredibly excited about things like going to Walmart and getting her craving for certain foods fulfilled is truly sad.. it's the same excitement you would see in someone who went on vacation to their dream destination and they can't fall asleep cause they are so hyped for the hike/skydiving/swimming with dolphins/visiting one of the world's seven wonders they have planned for tomorrow

but for her it's literally staying at a hotel 2 hours from home and doing nothing but eat and watch movies with someone who was manipulated into it after having the gull to have fun without her for a few days


btw that window is dirty af that should tell you so much about this hotel they are staying in, god damn
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It's probably just reflection, or Amber has the air set so low the windows are frosting.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Her back-fat area has increased dramatically. It's touching the shelf-ass.

 

[Belle Ariel]

a vacation from what? She hasn't done a days work in her life!

 

[mekalekahi]

"I could like bathe in this" which is exactly what you did. I think shes lazy enough to not even shower in that stand up shower.

We dont need a rundown situation of how you are going to eat on the trip,because nothing you say will justify it. This wasnt vacation, you were just looking for another excuse and outlet to eat everything you wanted but in a different location lol. What did you and Becky do besides eat and target? You defiantly didn't go in the mall.

I notice she can't stand up right anymore. I noticed that in mopheads video and in the bathroom here she's always hunched over.

 

[Bookish]

She's at a confusing point where her head looks HUMONGOUS..but also weirdly small on her body. How can someone's head balloon like that? She looks like those goombas from the Mario Brother's movie, because her body is even bigger.

 

[Whatthefuck]

a vacation from what? She hasn't done a days work in her life!

Excuse you, she is a big YouTuber and you have no idea how hard her job is. You should be grateful that she even bothers giving you all this quality content, boo boo.

 

[meowmix]

She uses the word TORTUROUS to describe the long, arduous elevator flight to the 9th floor of the hotel. She is also apparently afraid of heights. Add that one to the phobia list.

It's the same way out as it is in...so I can only imagine she didn't even leave the hotel room, until she absolutely had to.

100% Becky did the FYE candy trip by herself, brought back all the take-out meals by herself.

Her vacation was a bed bound dirty window-view from a chain hotel :-/

 

[Immortal Technique]

When a thigh gap was never an option, so you gotta flaunt that ankle gap.