US Porn ID/Device-level Porn Filtering Megathread - Feds WILL know your fetish and you will LIKE IT!

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

What about all the borderline pictures, videos, and literature that isnt porn but may still act as substitutes? Want those banned too?

IIRC, there's already an internationally implemented set of guidelines to determine if something is pornographic in nature, it's just currently only used to nail people for child porn. A slippery slope argument in favor of protecting porn would be in very poor taste, considering where we currently are in reality because of the slippery slope that porn has actually caused us to go barreling down. Only Fans is one hell of a symptom of how far gone the first world is, and it's not even close to being the worst.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Utah's law is going into effect, and Pornhub made a statement about it when they closed off all Utah access to their site:

Pornhub No Longer Accessible in Utah : SaltLakeCity

archived 2 May 2023 13:03:12 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Male Idiot]

Porn can be bad, the problem here is that they'll use this ID to nuke your for disliking a floyd video.

Big stink was never sexy, that's why perfumes got made. And yes, that was the most islamic thing I have seen on site today.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Porn can be bad, the problem here is that they'll use this ID to nuke your for disliking a floyd video.

That quote would fit the Third World skepical kid meme.

Btw, the guys of American Thinker added more on the table.

Decoding the Utah law mandating pornographic websites verify their users’ age

Just yesterday, a new Utah law requiring pornographic websites to verify the ages of their users took effect. After Louisiana, Utah is the second state to enact an age verification law to prevent underage individuals from accessing sexually explic...

www.americanthinker.com

May 4, 2023

Decoding the Utah law mandating pornographic websites verify their users’ age​

By Rajan Laad

Just yesterday, a new Utah law requiring pornographic websites to verify the ages of their users took effect.
After Louisiana, Utah is the second state to enact an age verification law to prevent underage individuals from accessing sexually explicit material online.
Republican State Sen. Todd Weiler who sponsored the law said the following:

It’s part of our job as a society — and maybe a subset of my job as a lawmaker — to try to protect children[.]
I’m not gonna blame all of society’s ills on pornography, but I don’t think it’s helpful when a kid is forming their impressions of sex and gender to have all of this filth and lewd depictions on their mind.

Under federal law, it is illegal to show pornographic content to underaged individuals, however, that law is seldom enforced.
So how will this new Utah law work?
Senate Bill 287 mandates that websites with “a substantial portion of material that may be harmful to minors” must verify the age of individuals attempting to access their portals.
The age is verified by comparing the information entered by a user with information from a government database, for mobile phone users this can also be done by a “digitized identification card”.

The law also allows age to be verified by “any commercially reasonable method that relies on public or private transactional data to verify the age of the person attempting to access the material.”
Companies that don’t comply will be liable to be sued if a minor accesses their content.
In response to the legislation, “adult content” giant Pornhub blocked access to would-be users in Utah.
(Internet service providers and hosting entities are exempted from being sued.)
Another recently-passed law also requires social media companies to verify all Utah users’ ages, starting March 1, 2024, and block accounts of users who don’t supply age verification.

 

[Mothra1988]

Utah's law is going into effect, and Pornhub made a statement about it when they closed off all Utah access to their site:
Ver archivo adjunto 5108698

Pornhub No Longer Accessible in Utah : SaltLakeCity

archived 2 May 2023 13:03:12 UTC

archive.ph

If the UK couldn't make this shit work, fucking Utah isn't going to. But Utah is ran by inbred cult members who if they could use the internet would find out their religion is fake, so yeah

 

[CuzinEd]

This is mostly going to happen in retarded red states. It will be people who go around saying they are conservatives that want limited government/small government. But they actually don't want limited government/small government. They just want the government to do the things they want done. They don't actually want limited/small government. These people are hypocrites. Hypocrites are terrible people and no one likes hypocrites.

You will see some of the incel faggots going on about how great this is. Incel faggots are are basically just the male answer to female feminists. Both incels and feminists don't like porn either. If the incels had their way we would be dragged back to the bad Boomer days where porn was practically nonexistent. Remember the Boomers came up with cucked shit like "happy wife means happy life". Back in the Boomers days the pussy was put on a pedestal. There wasn't much porn around so pussy was the only game in town. Women had a lot more power back then. Men had no other outlet for their sexual urges. So the Boomers and even the Gen X guys ran around making fools of themselves in order to get laid. Jumping through all kinds of BS hoops and doing whatever stupid shit women demanded so they could get 3-5 minutes of lukewarm missionary sex with a woman who probably wasn't even that good looking. This is the shitty world these incel faggots want to take men back to. If you get rid of the porn incel faggots they aren't going to fuck you. The porn whores aren't going to magically become your sex slaves.

No one wants to live under a Christian version of the Taliban.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

The crumbling white birthrate must finally have really started getting to them if they're trying stupid crap like this. And make no mistake, it's fucking stupid on such a level that the basement-Communist Redditors are RIGHT when they call it out.

And I'm one of the people who'll happily tell you that we're throwing our children to the wolves when we hand them a portable computer with absolutely no restrictions built-in, no attempt to protect them from burning their sex drives out before they graduate, not the faintest shield from the sickest 'fetish' (aka mental illness) imaginable.

Figures that this would come out of the state created by migrants following a professional liar and his "golden plates" bullshit whose 'religion' treats women like Pokemon cards.

 

[CuzinEd]

The crumbling white birthrate must finally have really started getting to them if they're trying stupid crap like this. And make no mistake, it's fucking stupid on such a level that the basement-Communist Redditors are RIGHT when they call it out.

And I'm one of the people who'll happily tell you that we're throwing our children to the wolves when we hand them a portable computer with absolutely no restrictions built-in, no attempt to protect them from burning their sex drives out before they graduate, not the faintest shield from the sickest 'fetish' (aka mental illness) imaginable.

Figures that this would come out of the state created by migrants following a professional liar and his "golden plates" bullshit whose 'religion' treats women like Pokemon cards.

The declining birth rates among white people in the US and I suspect the rest of the Western world is economic. No one can afford to have children anymore so they don't. The people that would have children can't afford it and the people who can afford it don't want to because they know if they did they would take a massive financial hit that would take them from living comfortable lifestyles to poverty. No one wants to live in poverty.

Here is the thing with porn on the internet and a lot of Boomer tier dumb fucks don't seem to understand this. You have to seek out the porn on the internet. The porn doesn't come to you or your kids. They have to go looking for it. They have to go to Google and a the bare minimum type in tits and even then that wouldn't give them much most likely. The only thing they will see is maybe some topless women. Not really the kind of thing that will scar them for life. Google does have restrictions you can place on search results. But most people are too fucking nigger tier or Boomer tier to do it. It's your responsibility to protect your kids. If you want to use a phone tablet or computer as a modern 21st century babsitter then that is your fault.

Porn doesn't cause people's sex drives to burn out. If anything it makes people even more horny. The only thing porn does is give people an outlet for their sex drive. That would mostly be men. There is a reason why women don't like porn. It takes all their power away. When they decide to withhold sex as a way to punish a man he can just go jerk off. The only thing women have to use against men is the pussy. They can't beat us physically. All they can do is act like goofy bitches and tell men no more sex. Porn and prostitution completely takes that away and it makes them really angry. That's one of the reason's why you see those women on TikTok sitting around bitching about how they are single and no man will have them. It's because men are no longer horny enough to put up with any of their stupid shit. Women just refuse to accept this and adapt to the world around them. At least some of them do.

This is mostly the GOP trying to appeal to the Christian fundie element of their voting base. They do this because they have nothing else of substance to stand on. Notice they aren't talking jobs immigration wages inflation or anything else important to the vast majority of people. What are they talking about? Making people use their IS to access porn. Like PornHub is the only place on the internet that has porn. This is how fucking Boomer tier they are. The reason why "conservatives" won't talk about anything else is because they don't have any plans to fix any real issues. So they resort to pandering to Christian Taliban types and Boomer tier morons. The kind of retards that would want to lock you up or kill you because you said Dinosaurs are real. This is one of the reason why the GOP loses and hasn't been able to win an election in well over decade till Trump came along in 2016. This kind of pandering to Christian fundies is one the things that cost them their red wave in 2022. When they aren't pandering to Christian fundie retards they are bashing poor people.

 

[alpha889boba]

Virginia's age verification law is going into effect. Pornhub doing the same thing they did for Utah.

 

[Way of The Wu-tang]

I don't see this shit going anywhere one it hits the courts. I just find it funny how vpn use started going up in Utah after the Porn Hub blocked access there. My whole thing is that nothing good can come out of the a government database filled with people ids

 

[Mothra1988]

I don't see this shit going anywhere one it hits the courts. I just find it funny how vpn use started going up in Utah after the Porn Hub blocked access there. My whole thing is that nothing good can come out of the a government database filled with people ids

A lot of people claiming to be right wing are total fucking retards dumber than the most government dependent leftist. You think they would have learned their lesson after the Patriot Act. It was used against a fucking right wing presidential candidate, and I'm sure there are morons who still trust the government after that.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Those who fucking support the ban should fucking keep a very close eye on who'll be president. Be it from DeSantis who'll crack down on Hate Crime laws and good luck explaining what your fetish is to some fucking feds because you said mean things to Jews anonymously or the obvious suspects. Why would you give a government a inch when you fucking hate the government.

 

[Spud]

good luck explaining what your fetish is to some fucking feds because you said mean things

Yes officer that is me saying "Damn I could do with some ghetto sloppy toppy by a slightly overweight negro gal" on that video of the black chick with the grapefruit. I'm not apologising for it either

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

The tin-foil lobe of my brain finds it interesting that this all comes up during a time where the current trend among right wing types, who would oppose this as an obvious Trojan horse into other forms of internet ID, are all in on Trad aesthetics and lifestyle fantasies, nofap, and so on. I'm not a big Reagan fan overall but "I'm from the government and I'm here to help (save you from degeneracy)" sounds like an appropriate quote.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

The tin-foil lobe of my brain finds it interesting that this all comes up during a time where the current trend among right wing types, who would oppose this as an obvious Trojan horse into other forms of internet ID, are all in on Trad aesthetics and lifestyle fantasies, nofap, and so on. I'm not a big Reagan fan overall but "I'm from the government and I'm here to help (save you from degeneracy)" sounds like an appropriate quote.

Conservative with a brain here. The reason people are going ass-blind on the obvious misuses of this law are because the last time the government did something even remotely effective to protect children from indecent exposure was putting V-chips in TVs, the bane of any horny kid in the 90s.

Every parent is on their own to keep their kids, boys especially, from jumping facefirst into Porn Ocean the minute they realize there are boobies on the Interwebs. And even if you manage to ironwall your household...the chances that every one of their friends' parents care enough/know enough to do the same is about zip.

Every single school is on their own. If your admin barely knows how to Windows past the 98SE era (a lot of them don't) the kids will run circles around your filters. Not just for porn, just ask any teacher about the state of cheating, but boobies > math and science to 99% of any kid between 12 and 18.

There's an incorrect sense of relief at finally getting some legal backup in an area that people have been overwhelmed in dealing with on their own fighting a battle that is increasingly impossible for the average person.

 

[alpha889boba]

Texas will require porn IDs starting on September 1st.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Texas will require porn ID laws starting on September 1st.

Here is the bill in question. https://capitol.texas.gov/BillLookup/History.aspx?LegSess=88R&Bill=HB1181

 

[decline]

Good.

Now also ban websites from having porn on unrestricted portions of the site.

Pornography is one of the most addictive and destructive substances man has ever created. Children should not unwittingly have unrestricted access to it from the time they’re able to write a Google search just because it makes your penis feel good.

I retract my statements. Please see my amended version below:

Good.

Death to pornographers.

This will be used against porn sites today and against kiwifarms tomorrow.

 

[HarveyMCR]

This will be used against porn sites today and against kiwifarms tomorrow.

Cool. That’s a fine argument. Death to pornographers

 

[Duke Nukem]

I always like how people here take a hardline on porn. Nigger you're on Kiwfarms, I have zero doubts you're up to some degenerate furry poop inflation stuff. The harder you row against it the more I suspect it.

I bet you that the most vocal opponents of porn here have all the fetishes and are probably the worst coomers of all.

But yeah, fuck this Patriot Act garbage and fuck anyone who supports it. Slippery slope arguments aren't my favorite thing in the world but when it comes to government behavior it's the farthest thing from a logical fallacy.