Is Starlink also imaginary?
Did anybody say communications satellites are impossible?
This is the level of elon discourse:
Elon: I will deliver ham sandwiches five minutes before you order them using time travel and put Jimmy John's out of business.
Muskovites: OMG HE'S GONNA MAKE CYBERSANDWICH
Sane people: Time travel is impossible
Elon: ...and it's coming to market in 6 months!
Muskovites: OMG OMG OMG OMG
Five years pass. Time travel is still impossible.
Elon: Behold, a ham sandwich I have made using a clever machine that goes 28% faster than Jimmy John's.
Muskovites: OMG IT'S CYBERSANDWICH, ELON DELIVERS AGAIN!!!!
Sane people: You're five years late, the time travel didn't happen, and that's not "instantaneous." Also, the sandwich costs twice as much as Jimmy John's and frequently has rat turds in it.
Elon's Cybersandwich captures 2% of the sandwich shop market share. The market cap somehow jumps to $800b, despite Jimmy John's objectively being far more profitable. Elon announces the next product announcement.
Elon: Behold! I will be using AI to make Cybersandwich go faster than the speed of light!
Muskovites: IT'S...IT'S....HYPERSANDWICH!!!!
Sane people: That doesn't make any sense at all.
Muskovites:
Remember when you said ham sandwiches are impossible? Bet you feel pretty stupid.
Sane people: What? I never said that!
Musk: Hypersandwich will appreciate in value after you eat it!
Muskovites: HYPERSANDWIIIIIIIIIICH
Cybersandwich, LLC's stock price doubles.
