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Should be a wild four years.

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To celebrate the yearly tradition where we thank our Founding Fathers for saving us from being born British, I wrote this and had Suno turn it to AI slop.

[Start]

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]

Somewhere in this world
North of the Emerald Isle
Sits a wretched kingdom
So depressing and vile
A dreary shit hole
Full of tyranny
That it has to be seen
To be believed
All dreary and grey
Full of migrant violence
But the cops care more
If you got a TV license

[Short Instrumental]

[Verse 2]

How bad is it there?
Let's have a look
At the nasty shit
They like to cook
They start off their day
With toast and beans
They scarf it all down
Til' they burst at the seams
They conquered the world
For better food
But did they have to bring
The locals home too?

[Short Instrumental]

[Chorus 1]

I thank God
Every single day
That I wasn't born
In the UK!
That I reside
In the land of the Free
Where I don't kneel
For no kings or queens
There's no easy way to say it
No easy way to tell
That whole nonce island's
Gone straight to hell!

[Short Instrumental]

[Verse 3]

One fine day
Our Founding Fathers
Decided bowing to a king
Is a fucking bother
They rounded up guns
And canons galore
They told shit ass George
They were ready for war
Forged in the fires
Their will was strong
Drove those lobster backed cunts
Back 'cross the pond

[Short Instrumental]

[Verse 4]

The state of England
In it's current day
To no one's surprise
It's wretchedly gay
Run by decadent elites
And petty tyrants
Safer to be a nonce
Than to offend the migrants
It's the saddest country
You ever saw
Soon to be ruled
By Sharia Law

[Short Instrumental]

[Chorus 2]

I thank God
Every single day!
That I was born
In the USA!
Where I walk around
Knowing I'm free
To post shit online
That's offensive and mean
And if you don't like it
I'll gladly yell
That your whole nonce island's
Gone straight to hell!

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]

From London's streets
To its frigid coast
Everyone running that place
Deserves a lamp post
A cruel, oppressive
Evil regime
Where nobody's allowed
To have A-C
A slightly wet version
Of Afghanistan
Boy I'm glad
I'm American

[Instrumental Outro]

[End]

Happy Fourth of July.
 
The Press Secretary, who is a gold digger who married a multi-millionaire 32 years older than her, projects her insecurities onto the rest of her generation:
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Yeah, I’m lazy. That’s why I spent an hour going through a resume, finding job postings each day while working 10 hours a day. Maybe I am too lazy to eat sometimes, but that’s based on external pressures, not pure apathy. What a bitch.
 
From Trump's trip to Mount Rushmore:
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Trump's chef gave him and his family high quality cookies with an extra president on the mountain:
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The press got lower quality cookies with only four presidents:
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They flew Air Force one over Mount Rushmore twice and it was awesome seeing that bird in flight. Crowd went nuts both times too. It was great
 
I am glad I didn't take the train to D.C. for the parade considering it's canceled now, I'll go visit it another time with better weather before Trump's term is over, haven't been there since Obama's admin and it was a shithole then.
 
I can't believe they didn't put up more tents or shade in the National Mall lawn.
The Trump people suck at any event planning that isn't a rally or military flyover. Its not the first time their events have flopped and its embarrassing. Im sure there are tons of MAGA women in South Florida who could throw something together with their dinner party skills. Sad.
Even in the shade, DC gets humid enough for it not to matter. The last thing Trump needs is for some boomer or kid to die of heat stroke and have endless throngs of X retards blaming him for their deaths.
 
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The Press Secretary, who is a gold digger who married a multi-millionaire 32 years older than her, projects her insecurities onto the rest of her generation:
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Acyn - Watters: Some of these kids have never had real jobs and are complain... [2072840597879...mp4
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White Boomers will call their own children "lazy" for not being successful in a system literally rigged against them but will call hostile invaders who literally come to America for handouts "hardworking".
Fucking traitors
 
Crazy how a bunch of accounts immediately started shitting up the thread as soon as the clock struck twelve
Not really a bunch of accounts, just one constant thread shitter.

Reminds me of carl of applebee's when he tries to speak on stuff like American politics.
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helps you understand why england is in the state it is.
 
White Boomers will call their own children "lazy" for not being successful in a system literally rigged against them but will call hostile invaders who literally come to America for handouts "hardworking".
Fucking traitors
Trying to explain the modern job market and getting a job/advancing through careers nowadays is like speaking esoteric spooky monkey talk to them. It's completely pointless.
 
Not really a bunch of accounts, just one constant thread shitter.

Reminds me of carl of applebee's when he tries to speak on stuff like American politics.
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helps you understand why england is in the state it is.
Communism is directly oppositional to the founding tenets of the United States of America and Marxism has no place here. What an utterly retarded take. Joe McCarthy is vindicated more and more every day.

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