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Should be a wild four years.

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ICE has apparently taken custody of this guy and is trying to figure out where he's from per their X account.

I suggest looking beyond Pluto.
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I can see the Gollum posture even without need of the rest of the mugshot. Like balancing a bowling ball on a stick of balsa wood.
I remember the niggers on social media blaming Harambe’s death on shitty white parents, until it turned out the kid was a nigger.

Niggers in Africa are driving gorillas to extinction for ‘bush meat’ and niggers in the US aren’t much better.
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The first thing that would happen if gorillas were integrated into modern day society would be a suspicious push from media orgs and synagogues about how cool fucking a silverback is.
First Trump shouts out Harambe, next he's finally gonna make anime real!
If the UFO reports are to be believed the three letter boys have been hiding cat girls from Joe Public for about 30 years. We're already halfway there.
 
Oh my god, you're telling me that outside of the rainshadow in the middle of a desert it's really fucking hot? I did not know this, you're telling me now for the first time.
You were bitching about 80° in the PNW being unbearably hot, almost life threatening. You have zero leeway in complaining about the temperature of other regions without getting mocked further, as you should be.
 
ICE has apparently taken custody of this guy and is trying to figure out where he's from per their X account.

I suggest looking beyond Pluto.
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Jesus even his name sounds like an extra terrestrial slapped together things they think we like.

Well they like jobs,murder,chinchillas and brown people with o at the end of there identifying designation so you will be know as Job Murillo as you observe them Xathu good luck.
 
Germany is flat mostly.
The British tried hard to make that true tho:

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They were so fucking autistic that they tried to literally blow out of existence a tiny fishing island in April 1945 for no fucking reason with 500 bombers and 5000 tons of bombs.

Also never forget Dresden, which was nearly annihilated despite having minimal military value and overflowing with women and children refugees shortly after:
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edit: servers are wonky but White House recognized Harambe's birthday.
The curious thing I've long found about Harambe is that while there are plenty of people who are sad over him (and not just making jokes), I don't think I've ever heard anyone argue for anything less than that the gorilla had to die given the circumstances with a child's life at stake. Like, maybe it's out there, but I haven't even heard a peep making that case from crazy animal rights activists.
 
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edit: servers are wonky but White House recognized Harambe's birthday.
I went through multiple rounds of laughter seeing this on my TL. The first laugh when I saw it was a Harambe post, the second when I saw what account posted it, and the last when I saw they called him a patriot. 10/10 send my compliments to the staffer for the laughs.
 

Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of his assassination.

Whip ‘em out, men. Tomorrow is for the big ‘rilla upstairs.
 
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