US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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WelperHelper99 dijo:
But Olive Garden is good...
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It's good, but not for eating. It's like the perfect date spot.

Now, I'm gonna hit you niggas up with some info. If you are on a date with a woman, you bring that bitch to Olive Garden. Why? Because the nonstop amount of calories and carbs the first time is going to hit her like a truck. Every single time, women will be like "UmmmM~ I think I should get a salad... but uh, can we get more breadsticks and - You know what? I'm going to get that Alfredo." Every single time, that bitch will order Alfredo. This meal, despite being like 5 blocks of butter, sugar, and salt, will vanish instantly. Then, she will be like "Uhhgmm - I'm tired. But I'm in my comfort zone, so previously, when you said if I wanted to watch Slap Shot in your apartment bedroom while your five other roommates are talking about Warhammer, I was not interested... but now the idea sounds good to me."

As a man who is now 89 years old and finally got a house, I don't have to worry about this as much, but I have the worst problem of like thirty ex-wives and dumb ass kids. But you, the youth, can take advantage of this little cheat to find the love of your life and speed up any relationship.

Here to help. God bless your adventures, kiwis. May every dish of Alfredo and 50 orders of breadsticks bring you closer to finding the family unit.
 
CharlesBarkley dijo:
It's good, but not for eating. It's like the perfect date spot.

Now, I'm gonna hit you niggas up with some info. If you are on a date with a woman, you bring that bitch to Olive Garden. Why? Because the nonstop amount of calories and carbs the first time is going to hit her like a truck. Every single time, women will be like "UmmmM~ I think I should get a salad... but uh, can we get more breadsticks and - You know what? I'm going to get that Alfredo." Every single time, that bitch will order Alfredo. This meal, despite being like 5 blocks of butter, sugar, and salt, will vanish instantly. Then, she will be like "Uhhgmm - I'm tired. But I'm in my comfort zone, so previously, when you said if I wanted to watch Slap Shot in your apartment bedroom while your five other roommates are talking about Warhammer, I was not interested... but now the idea sounds good to me."

As a man who is now 89 years old and finally got a house, I don't have to worry about this as much, but I have the worst problem of like thirty ex-wives and dumb ass kids. But you, the youth, can take advantage of this little cheat to find the love of your life and speed up any relationship.

Here to help. God bless your adventures, kiwis. May every dish of Alfredo and 50 orders of breadsticks bring you closer to finding the family unit.
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make your own alfredo, my bro
 
CharlesBarkley dijo:
In the tranny future, the only job will be speedrunning video games to feed the hyper AI butler robots with data to give everyone estrogen pills and horse hair wigs. The robots that feed on this data will supply only the finest McDonald's and Olive Garden dinners with their robot farms and kitchens.
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They never look at entropy when they think green energy will let it happen, which means they completely ignore maintenance
 
XYZpdq Jr. dijo:
make your own alfredo, my bro
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It just isn't the same. You can add 12 sticks of butter, but it just won't have the same effect. Big Olive must have something in their product to produce their almost narcotic-like effect. It's kind of like those rare times you get a burger at a fast food place, and it's the best-tasting thing you've ever had, despite being shit. Then, like, every other fast food burger you ever have after it is complete shit. You go home, make the most fancy burger of all time - But it will never compete with that one burger you had ten years ago back at the McDonald's at 3 AM in some shitty town.

The reason I bring up this story is that the food has a mystical quality. Yeah, probably cancer-inducing, but still, there has to be a voodoo witch doctor back in the kitchen or something.
 
CharlesBarkley dijo:
It just isn't the same. You can add 12 sticks of butter, but it just won't have the same effect. Big Olive must have something in their product to produce their almost narcotic-like effect. It's kind of like those rare times you get a burger at a fast food place, and it's the best-tasting thing you've ever had, despite being shit. Then, like, every other fast food burger you ever have after it is complete shit. You go home, make the most fancy burger of all time - But it will never compete with that one burger you had ten years ago back at the McDonald's at 3 AM in some shitty town.

The reason I bring up this story is that the food has a mystical quality. Yeah, probably cancer-inducing, but still, there has to be a voodoo witch doctor back in the kitchen or something.
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I'd assume corn syrup and soy fill
iirc it doesn't separate after a while like a real alfredo
 
SCOTUS in Olivier v. City of Brandon:


The only decision for today

Tldr: If you get convicted of a speech crime, but do not challenge it on First Amendment grounds, you do not waive your right to later sue the city and prohibit them from enforcing that specific statute in the future.
 
CarlKingofDucks dijo:
Then why did gas prices go up over a dollar in 3 days ?
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If you're on the West Coast, it's because California and Washington are shutting down refineries through green energy initiatives. Oregon would also be doing this, but they already don't have a single refinery. Also they are instituting new gas taxes. It's almost like they want to make things purposefully worse so that they can tell all the people they're holding hostage that it's the meanie Trump's fault that they hit them.
 
CharlesBarkley dijo:
It just isn't the same. You can add 12 sticks of butter, but it just won't have the same effect. Big Olive must have something in their product to produce their almost narcotic-like effect. It's kind of like those rare times you get a burger at a fast food place, and it's the best-tasting thing you've ever had, despite being shit. Then, like, every other fast food burger you ever have after it is complete shit. You go home, make the most fancy burger of all time - But it will never compete with that one burger you had ten years ago back at the McDonald's at 3 AM in some shitty town.

The reason I bring up this story is that the food has a mystical quality. Yeah, probably cancer-inducing, but still, there has to be a voodoo witch doctor back in the kitchen or something.
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The secret ingredient is a five pound bag of Sysco-slop
 
Necrosan dijo:
Where does the idea of universal basic income stems from? Even communists would tell you that you had to work to earn your salt.
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Star Trek. Literally just Star Trek. People think that if we Utopia hard enough we'll get space travel and replicators.

And not the cool robospider kind.

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