Star trek is a symbol of all bad modern American culture.
You got a franchise that was interesting, raped it, put a bunch of fat lesbians and retards in it, then make the dialog be like this:
“”OH hecking puppers!! Captain, a class eight right worm hole has opened near us. Just like my man wants an open hole near him in bed all day.”
“Ha, that’s funny. Ensign. Why this hole, get swole, and knocked on door-awl?”
“My people, the Glavagians of Uterauens 2, say this open when a space witch opens it with a curse.”
“Hmmm… interesting. Well, we don’t want to fly in and look like idiots, dying. So let’s heckin’ avoid that embarrassment. Do a 180 and pop some tunes, we Audi 5000.”
“But captain, some illegal Vulcan black refugees are trapped near there. We gotta save em!!”
“Damn right we will, because we are the good guys. Federation says we can’t do risks like this, but I was taking risks my entire life as a woman, as a captain, and also as someone who changed my gender. Let’s do this thannng!!”