US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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[The best and greatest]

If he's dead it seems much more likely he just croaked. Guy is ancient

 

[Schpoots]

If something did happen, I hope its Indians/Muslims so we can nuke them.

 

[jakkufurosuto]

i dont think anything will happen. if it does ill wear the burger

 

[autistic dog]

I had a symbolic dream as well. I think the 4chan door of darkness theory is likely the most valid, realistic, and well sourced possibility. I had litterally gone to bed already but woke up just to confirm this for you guys.

Just to be clear this was not a natural death which is why its being withheld until they confirm who dunnit.

 

[The man The only man]

We are basically hyping ourselves up for nothing... Oh shit... they hit the Pentagon!

 

[Amelia Troonheart]

I'm gonna go with Trump took too big of a bite of a big Mac and broke a tooth and now he talks funny so he took the weekend off to get it replaced before being seen publicly.
Aka nothing ever happens.

 

[GameratePTSD]

These people are unwell.

 

[the printer is outo fink]

So last October's 'Warning From The Future' is coming true? That's bad news for people who like to dance miserably in blue wigs.

 

[Spud]

You guys are making me nervous. I want to go to bed but now there's butterflies in my tum tum wondering what the fuck the livestream is for

The will finally announce that its over and the west has fallen but you still have to go to work Monday morning.

 

[ratnoid]

August curse continues, huh?

 

[sleepermoded]

I need Trump to post "Sorry leftist lunatics, I'm not only ALIVE, infact — I am going to live FOREVER!" and the livestream is him drinking from the fountain of youth.

 

[Puff]

If the stream is over a war or a strike, wouldn't the rubble already be bouncing by the time the WH announces anything?

 

[CoolFool]

>Be President of United States
>Be busy doing presidential things
>Find out he's trending on Twitter, people think he's dead for some reason?
>Staff wants to put out a statement or something
>President refuses
>Time passes, more people worry
>Everyone is now talking about it
>Half the people are hopeful, other half is worried
>Staff begs to put out statement, President refuses
>24 hours pass, all eyes on social media and everyone is talking about President
>After 48 hours everyone on both sides is shitting their pants
>Monday, Labor Day morning
>Press secretary says there will be an important announcement
>All eyes on the news
>A grim faced press secretary shows up late
>"I have sad news..."
>Everyone holds their breath
>"I regret to inform you all that President Trump is not with us..."
>holyshit.jpg
>"...because he's busy. Busy making America Great Again!"

Spoiler

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Sorry fucking chuds Americans will be waking up to headlines like this again. MAGA Nazis will be rounded up. Your daughters and sisters will be sent to transgender breeding camps, you male Nazis will be sent to sissyhypno reeducation. Your mothers and fathers will be BLACKED in prison for support Trump! Suicide is your only escape so do it now now now!



I’m Jewish btw

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

uhh
This is just twitter being highly retarded, right?

I've noticed that pajeets are the primary source for the recent controversies of the Trump administration since the announcement of tariffs on India.
The resident groypers have been running with stuff where the only sources are Hindustan times and any other foreign rag copying them. That guy with the swastika Shiloh Hendrix PFP has been doing that quite a lot or just running with a headline when the contents of the article prove his claim wrong.

The Jeffery Epstein stuff where Trump was giving Ghislaine a pardon.
The Israeli nigger that was caught in a sting operation where they said that Trump personally got him out of jail because foreign niggers don't know what bail is and how shit leftist shitholes are in regards to punishing crime. That one was Talcom X but all the fags running with it were sourcing Hindustan times and Jerusalem Times or using Grok which sourced those two.
Now with the "Trump is dead" stuff because they don't know that the flags are in half-staff because of the Church shooting and Trump not being in front of a camera for a couple of days means he's dead. The rumor mill stemming from social media but any news stories about it are from pajeet rags mainly.

Why the pajeets think that Trump is dead because the flags are in half-staff? Probably because Google says that it's normally done over Presidents dying.

 

[Schpoots]

It would be funny if its a long boring stream and then near the end he comes on and says "Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business!" and then it just ends.

 

[NSA Intern]

I'm gonna go with Trump took too big of a bite of a big Mac and broke a tooth and now he talks funny so he took the weekend off to get it replaced before being seen publicly.
Aka nothing ever happens.

 

[SquareNerd]

 

[deleuzeon]

Funniest possible outcome is Biden dies today.

 

[The Ugly One]

Black gangs are murdering more blacks than any white supremacist could ever dream of.

No they aren't, because there are still blacks.